. No need to shame people out of their own personal decisions.
You're essentially asking for something that doesn't exist. A mustachian new SUV, then getting upset when others are pointing out more sensible suggestions.
I'm sure I'd get a similar response if I asked for a FIRE friendly payday loan company, or a frugal place to buy LouisVitton luggage
The art of the well-crafted facepunch has somewhat been lost on this board. Thanks for bringing it back a bit, Malcat!
A little late, but I just noticed this.
FTR, what I said wasn't a facepunch, I don't judge people for their personal spending choices, largely because I just don't care.
I commented because for various reasons, OP wants an SUV, but they really didn't make that clear in their initial post. I like things clear, very, very clear.
Had it been clear, we wouldn't have a page full of posts about bike racks when what OP really wants is SUV recommendations.