HA. Dr. you may be on to something with this diagnosis. My husband DOES have a beard, for the record. And so much flannel.
Does he carry a flip phone too? :p I think we've gotten to the root of the problem here...
... except for an Android tablet, which would do all the same things at half the price. ; )
With a radically reduced selection of actually well written apps, and a lot less reliability. And if you go too cheap, they're utterly unusable to start with. Also, depending on what you're doing with them, the 16:9 aspect ratio most of them use is worse for reading PDFs on.
There exist some nice Android tablets, but the cost starts rapidly approaching iPad territory.
Really?
Hmm, lets consider that for a moment.
The cheapest junior iPad will set you back $250. Probably most iFans wouldn't be caught dead with it, because it just ain't iHip enough. The starting price for iPads iCool enough to actually be seen with among iHipsters will set you back $400 minimum, up to the iHOLYCRAPTHISTHINGISEXPENSIVE at well over $800.
Sure, you can buy Android machines for $50. I don't know how "reliable" they are as I have never owned one.
But even the "brand" name Android machines can be purchased for about $175 (Nexus or Galaxy 7), which is a Hell of a lot cheaper than even the cheapest iMoney, er, iPad.
I have a $99 Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 Lite. Does it have all the bells and whistles of an iEmptyyourwallet? No.
But it does what I need it to do, and isn't that pretty much what it should do?
So you don't need an iWhatevertheHell.
Apple has done a masterful job of branding. They've convinced people to pay exorbitant iPrices for their iCool iProducts. Their profit margins are MUCH higher than the rest of the industry- and that, my friends, means you are paying far more than the intrinsic "value" of the hardware in the machines.
So if you need all the bells and whistles, or if you are using the iWhatever to impress chicks and get laid, go ahead and buy it.
But for many of us, it isn't necessary to spend that much.
I'm not iHip, I'm not iCool. I've probably saved tens of thousands over the years buying "boring" but more practical non-Apple products and investing the difference. I'm just a boring old multimillionaire engineer who has been using computers since the '70s. Probably since before a lot of you iHipsters were iBorn. I don't need to pay the iPremium for the iCool, and many of you probably don't, either.
Typed from my very uncool non-Apple DESKTOP (oh, the horror- a PC compatible desktop probably rates about 1 out of 100 on the iCool scale :)