Author Topic: How Do You Smoothie?  (Read 1994 times)

sol

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Re: How Do You Smoothie?
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2018, 12:18:53 PM »
Bought my $800 Vitamix at Costco and used my SUV to haul it home to my McMansion where I blend baby seals into smoothies.

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Re: How Do You Smoothie?
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2018, 01:37:23 PM »
Bought my $800 Vitamix at Costco and used my SUV to haul it home to my McMansion where I blend baby seals into smoothies.

Don't forget to use your 27.99% credit card, then make the minimum payments for six years by taking out payday loans every four weeks.

Because hey, you're worth it!

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Re: How Do You Smoothie?
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2018, 02:51:20 PM »
See! Someone said vitamix 3 times fast!  Told you they would show!


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Re: How Do You Smoothie?
« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2018, 09:00:17 PM »
I oatmeal smoothie:)

Its been sooo hot lately, I don't even want hot coffee so I've been making a diy vegan frapp in my second hand vitamix- this blender is the best!!!

1/2 cup oatmeal and about 1 tsp chia seed in water overnight
1 tsp ish cacao nibs
1 frozen banana
about 10-14 whole coffee beans
1/2 scoop vegan protein powder- vanilla flavor
1 scoop pb powder
handful of baby super greens
dash of cinnamon( sometimes)
throw a few cashews for creaminess
couple of dates or agave
ice cubes

coffee and breakfast smoothie in one! 

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Re: How Do You Smoothie?
« Reply #54 on: July 12, 2018, 07:44:32 PM »
Honestly I think even a $40 blender is a luxury. Come on now

I used to make protein shakes with whey, banana or raw oats, peanut butter, water. I find it tastes even better with lumps and chunks than a smooth boring consistency.