You know, if you ignore the extra caps in the title, the question is pretty absurd. ;)
Seriously, though. Starbucks?
"Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. I ordered a grande half-caf, half-sweet, no-whip, coconut milk, cinnamon dolce latte with agave and no topping, and this is clearly about 55% caf and barely 28% sweet. What sort of slob are you?"
Perks of FIRE: Financially Independent. You can do whatever you want.
I would say, if you need a job, you're not FI, though.