found out the hard way: ratty PJs, "comfortable" panties
woke up appearing to be very ill, it took me over an hour to dial my MD, I could not speak clearly at all, she just kept saying call 911 now. I had every intention of doing just that, however, they come fast and would be taking me to the ER of the company I have worked for for 23 yrs. So people I knew would be taking care of me. And I was in crappy PJs and not quite granny panties, they were way too close to have anyone I know actually see. Clearly not thinking, I tried to remedy this situation and ended up on the floor. Eventually, the household woke up and my parents found me and they were smart enough to call 911, who showed up before anyone in my family had helped me change my clothes. There were a ton of them, at one point I looked up to find 6 people, for some reason 3 were cops, and they were yelling at me to get in the ambulance NOW, "lady, you are having a stroke!" Finally, the sole female, an EMT took the time to understand my garbled speech and got everyone to leave and we took 2 minutes to put me in presentable clothes (and underwear!). And then I shut up and got in the ambulance. Luckily, it was not a stroke so me wasting all that time turned out not to be a problem. But it could have.
throw away your ratty PJs and any panties edging toward granny because your mother was right about having nice undies on if you are hit by a bus. Maybe this isn't Mustachian to not wear these things to the absolute point of shabbiness but you can find nice PJs and undies cheap and spare yourself the humiliation. Also, unless you want the 6 people in your room to really lose their s***, do not ask if you can brush your teeth, lmao