We beat China in confirmed cases! Woot! We're #1!!!! SUCK IT, CHINA!!! #murica
https://www.axios.com/united-states-most-coronavirus-cases-52b6d1b5-bc65-4b86-a42d-712cf9e3b556.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic&utm_content=1100&fbclid=IwAR3rS4WnRZ9hap6VmLCUa7E1x6hlTPcW7K67iHxotUoEMRvDTCGQaXG8fqE
MAGA BABY!
Who said Trump's an unfit leader?
Trump finally made America the greatest at something!
And **so** sportsmanlike, too!
Even though the Chinese cheated and got at least a month's lead on us and tested gobs and gobs of people to get their count up, Trump made sure they retained a sporting chance by barely testing anyone in our country.
But with good ole American hard work and ingenuity, we still got to #1
#1 !!!
#1 !!!
#1 !!!
MAGA for the win!
And that #DieForTheDow inspiration! Simply brilliant! Instead of letting old and already ill people die expensive deaths on medicare after years of draining down the social security trust fund, they're going to let them die now at their own expense.
My astonishment knows no bounds.
And since those folks weren't productive, i.e., making money by working for him and his rich friends, which means they should have been done away with anyway, our productivity stats per capita should go up, too!
PS -- all that is sarcasm. It's not always easy to tell the difference anymore between biting sarcasm using ridiculous, over-the-top policy suggestions and actual positions put forward by Republicans in office anymore.
Haven't seen them realize our productivity stats per capita would go up, but as for the rest, yep, we have elected sociopaths who think this is good policy.