Well, I've never been known to suffer from the herd mentality. I don't care what "tens of thousands of ex military folk" do. If you like city living, with the crime, gangs, traffic, and all the other great things that go along with it, then more power to ya bud. The more of you that live there, the less I have to worry about in the country! And SA isn't much of a city? Its the 6th largest city in America! "But it so spread out and there's *only* 1.5 million people"....again, I don't care. The petty crime rate (theft, burglary, hit and run) are one of the highest in America. SAPD says they don't even investigate it anymore because it is so common. Twice I have seen a traffic accident where the people in the vehicle got out and ran as soon as the cars stopped. SA is considered a "Safe Haven" city for illegal immigrants, and the crime rates and DUIs reflect that.
As for the cost of living, its not terrible, but also not the greatest. I guess if you are use to living in metro areas its cheap, but is it really? Texas laws regarding mineral rights are insane to the point that you never can truly own your land. And, even if you did, there is no water. I have never lived in a place that it illegal to wash your own car, but you can drive across the street and pay 20$ to have it done. They do want you to water your house foundation tho, to keep it from cracking due to the lack of water!
Wow, you sound like you are extremely zenophobic.
Look, if you can't get along with people, and people of color in particular, SA isn't the place for you.
But if you want to live in a city that is far less "city like" than similar sized cities, SA is a good choice. While the city proper has a large population (6th largest), it's very spread out, and the metro area is small (mostly because San Antonio absorbed the suburbs, so that now once you get out of the city proper, you are in COUNTRY surroundings in no time. To put it in perspective, San Antonio has 50+% more land area than New York City.
"SA could be the most racially diverse city in the USA (if it's not at the top, it's got to be pretty close)." --you were obviously joking about this one
San Antonio is one of three majority Hispanic major cities in the USA (along with Miami and LA). Yup, white folks are in the minority here. You may find that "scary," but I don't.
BTW, some of the stuff you said was just plain wrong. There is no law against washing your car here.
I've "watered my foundation" precisely ZERO times in the 22+ years I've lived here.
BTW, you claimed SA was some sort of "Crime Hell" because of those brown people you seem to be so afraid of. In reality, SA has a low rate of violent crime, especially for a large city. Yes, there is a lot of theft, especially car theft (many of the cars end up across the border), but that is pretty easily avoided (don't drive a fancy car- because criminals aren't going to bother stealing a 12-year old banged up truck and taking it across the border).
Anyway, it's time for Enchiladas Verdes and a Cerveza (try it, this diversity thing isn't as scary as you may think).