I have one of the most anti-mustachian vehicles, but it fully meets my needs. A Wrangler Unlimited. I'll start by saying that because it meets the 4 door requirement for my employer, I'm paid a monthly car plan allowance that more than pays for owning the vehicle, all tax, maintenance, gas, everything.
I plow the snow off my driveway. Before owning a plow vehicle, I got an estimate for plowing after a big storm. $300.
I daily drive the 5 miles to work. I sort of like not being killed by texting teenage girls driving Rubicons.....which is typical in my town.
I'm active in an offroading club. I guarantee you won't get any mini-van or prius up the access road to last weekend's trail run.
It's a convertible, if I want it to be. It pulls my trailer so I can bring a ton of branches to the recycle center after lots of damaging winter storms.
And something you'll never, ever get in a mini van......Jeep Wave!