I get upset when my wife gets home from work and immedeately goes to the bathroom to poop. I keep trying to tell her to poop at work so she; sticks it to the man, our plumbing lasts longer, less likelyhood of a clogged toilet, less water usage, less toilet paper used, etc etc etc... Theres a fair amount of cost you can dump (literally) on your employer by taking a dump at work!