I have 3 days left at work. I'll be done next Thursday, but will be going on vacation from this Wednesday to next Wednesday. When I got into work this morning, I had this site-wide e-mail in my inbox: This weekend a raccoon found his or her way into the main building. This raccoon ended up walking above our conference room and its weight caused it to fall into the room. I will spare you the details, but the animal caused a considered amount of physical and biological damage to the room. Security found a way to get this raccoon out of the conference room and out of the building.
This is probably the best and funniest e-mail I've ever received. A great send off in my opinion.
Thanks little bandit, but don't try to break in again.
