Yo Mama so Mustachian...
...she goes out of her way to collect the gold coins when she plays Crossy Road on her phone, but can't bring herself to spend them to buy new characters.
...when she's in the mood to eat out, she picnics.
...her career is measured in years, not decades.
...when she's craving a treat, she makes an extra large purchase of VTSAX.
Now it's your turn. Go!