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jfer_rose

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Yo Mama so Mustachian...
« on: June 17, 2017, 06:50:24 AM »
Yo Mama so Mustachian...

...she goes out of her way to collect the gold coins when she plays Crossy Road on her phone, but can't bring herself to spend them to buy new characters.

...when she's in the mood to eat out, she picnics.

...her career is measured in years, not decades.

...when she's craving a treat, she makes an extra large purchase of VTSAX.

Now it's your turn. Go!

Dicey

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Re: Yo Mama so Mustachian...
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2017, 12:17:39 PM »
My mama coined the term "Dead Bread Store".

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Re: Yo Mama so Mustachian...
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2017, 12:28:01 PM »
She won't buy anything unless it's on sale (that's my momma haha)

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Re: Yo Mama so Mustachian...
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2017, 12:59:12 PM »
My mama coined the term "Dead Bread Store".
I want to add to this. I don't have pithy words. My mom and I always had a difficult relationship. One thing we shared was the ability to be creatively frugal without feeling deprived. She was a SAHM until her built-in unpaid babysitter (me, natch) was in high school. My dad was a civil servant and we were a family of eight. She never complained about the gymnastics she had to perform to keep us afloat.

Come to think of it, that's a pretty awesome trait to have in common.

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Re: Yo Mama so Mustachian...
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2017, 01:25:23 PM »
My mama coined the term "Dead Bread Store".

We always called it the "used bread store"