Oh, I almost snorted milk when I read this post! I've been a vegetarian for over twenty-five years. I poured a bowl of cereal this morning but forgot to eat it. I just now got up, dumped milk on it, came back to the computer and saw this question. I'm ashamed to report that at this time of day I'm sitting in my bathrobe eating a bowl of "naturally flavored" Chocolate "gluten free!" Chex! Despite the presence of a full box of Almond Milk right beside it, I absent-mindedly grabbed the family jug of "moo-cow" milk to boot.
Full disclosure: I bought the Chex for a recipe at Christmas, didn't use it all and re-discovered it in my pantry last night. I can't let it go to waste, can I? I was dressed once today, but I have to change for a board meeting this afternoon, so I just threw on a robe between costume changes, like I'm an actor or something...
It probably doesn't translate, but the timing was priceless on my end. Thanks for the chuckle.