I have a really weird situation at home. Yesterday when I went outside to my mailbox, there was a package on my front porch, addressed to my insane neighbors (we share a similar address and mistakes are sometimes made by delivery folks). We're in a lawsuit with them right now, and both parties are instructed to stay away from each other and each other's property, which is fine with me. The package did not come from the post office, FedEx, UPS or anyone else. It has a phone number on the label, which we called. A generic man's voice answered and said, "You've reached [said number]. Leave a message." We are reluctant to leave our private number with a total stranger, esp. anyone associated with these jerks.
The police are well aware of our situation, so we called their office and left a message about the package. No one has called back. We live in a pretty small town with only about 4 cops. I don't even know if this is their concern.
Any thoughts or ideas as to what to do with this package?
Note: I hate these people so much I'd like to set the damn thing on fire and pitch it toward their house.