Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?
I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...
That joke fell flat.
You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.
That's why it's a smashing success.
Crushed it! But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?
Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.
Exsqueeze me?
Come on, let's keep this thread compact.
the pressure for the next poster is enormous
I'm impressed.
Someone will crack.
Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.
And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.
Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet. At any second it could just burst.
Don't be surprised. It's quite a weighty topic.
You guys just keep pounding away at this.
Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.
Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?
This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.
Yeah, there are tons of these.
I'm flat out of ideas.
This thread has become just plane silly.
Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.
Yes. A bit compressed, those are.
You're really pushing it here. Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?
I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.
It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.
It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.
Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.
Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.
I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.
Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.
Don't shatter my joy with your depression.
Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.
Still, you're weighing down my spirits.
I feel a pressing need to talk about my own experiences with a hydraulic press but I'll lathe that for later since it involves a guy I use to have a crush on.
Go back to Reddit you jackasses.
That's right, NO PUN in this response.
PUN THREAD OVER
It would appear that dragoncar feels that this has run to its limit, and that we should now back off.
If we keep backing off, we can only stretch this out to a certain point. Eventually someone will yield.
Ironically, this chain just keeps growing, and is not being made ever smaller.
happy now?
The chain is too powerful. It even smashes your attempts to restrain it.
Ironically, thanks to a tip to look there from dragoncar, I found this on Reddit, which I never go to; the stupid comments are too stressful and no pun at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvHbXoNFMz4
