What can you crush with a hydraulic press?

[Allen Farlow]

There's some outrageous stuff on YouTube for sure but this is one of the more interesting ones to me.

The Hydraulic Press Channel. They crush things with a hydraulic press.

What do you think happens when you crush a book with a hydraulic press? This guy tried it...and then this happened!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvKlnhMjUw

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

[ncornilsen]

Hey man, I heard you like crushing things in a press. So here's a press where you can put your press, so you can crush your press while you crush things in your press!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyman-Gordon_50,000_ton_forging_press

This press is operated by a subsidiary of the company I work for... it is quite impressive.

[nereo]

well... at least the guy had a safety shield up?  I mean, safety first second third?

[Guses]

You can likely use it to press grapes for winemaking. Not too hard though or that tannin will come out!

[BlueMR2]

If you live in Ohio and try to use it to press out an axle so you can replace the wheel bearing, sometimes the rust wins and the axle loses...  I've got an axle with a mushroomed out end attached to a hub assembly that is now junk...  Sigh.

[desk_jockey]

My finger once when I was a kid.   

My father built a small pneumatic press as a way to crush aluminum cans for recycling (yes feet work better, but the press is more fun if you're a cachivachero and you have the parts lying around).    I smashed my finger quite nicely.  The press was equipped with two separate buttons for triggering the compaction more safely soon after that. 

[mrpercentage]

I am actually into this kind of crush training. You know, make an apple explode
https://youtu.be/rEKlPOsjkPc

[Glenstache]

...and the Terminator, of course.

[Allen Farlow]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

[desk_jockey]

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

[Metric Mouse]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

[GuitarStv]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

[Allen Farlow]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

[alsoknownasDean]

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

[mrpercentage]

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

[alsoknownasDean]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

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[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

[Metric Mouse]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

[nereo]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

[GuitarStv]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

[nereo]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

[nereo]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

[desk_jockey]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

[nereo]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

[Metric Mouse]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

Still, you're weighing down my spirits.

[nereo]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

Still, you're weighing down my spirits.

I feel a pressing need to talk about my own experiences with a hydraulic press but I'll lathe that for later since it involves a guy I use to have a crush on.

There's no competition - Spartana has crushed it, flat out the winner.  At best, everyone else can push on for second place.

[dragoncar]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

Still, you're weighing down my spirits.

I feel a pressing need to talk about my own experiences with a hydraulic press but I'll lathe that for later since it involves a guy I use to have a crush on.

Go back to Reddit you jackasses.

That's right, NO PUN in this response.

PUN THREAD OVER

[Glenstache]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

Still, you're weighing down my spirits.

I feel a pressing need to talk about my own experiences with a hydraulic press but I'll lathe that for later since it involves a guy I use to have a crush on.

Go back to Reddit you jackasses.

That's right, NO PUN in this response.

PUN THREAD OVER

It would appear that dragoncar feels that this has run to its limit, and that we should now back off.

[Paul | pdgessler]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

Still, you're weighing down my spirits.

I feel a pressing need to talk about my own experiences with a hydraulic press but I'll lathe that for later since it involves a guy I use to have a crush on.

Go back to Reddit you jackasses.

That's right, NO PUN in this response.

PUN THREAD OVER

It would appear that dragoncar feels that this has run to its limit, and that we should now back off.

If we keep backing off, we can only stretch this out to a certain point. Eventually someone will yield.

[forummm]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

Still, you're weighing down my spirits.

I feel a pressing need to talk about my own experiences with a hydraulic press but I'll lathe that for later since it involves a guy I use to have a crush on.

Go back to Reddit you jackasses.

That's right, NO PUN in this response.

PUN THREAD OVER

It would appear that dragoncar feels that this has run to its limit, and that we should now back off.

If we keep backing off, we can only stretch this out to a certain point. Eventually someone will yield.

Ironically, this chain just keeps growing, and is not being made ever smaller.

[dragoncar]

Where's the video of crushing a hydraulic press in a hydraulic press?

I'd look around for that but I'm really pressed for time right now...

That joke fell flat.

You're squeezing everything you can out of that pun.

That's why it's a smashing success.

Crushed it!  But really, shouldn't we press on to something else?

Yeah, this conversation is getting a little heavy.

Exsqueeze me?

Come on, let's keep this thread compact.

the pressure for the next poster is enormous

I'm impressed.

Someone will crack.

Pneumatter what gets posted, the conversation is very fluid.

And I was worried that the conversation would become heavily forced by now.

Yeah, I'm surprised enthusiasm hasn't leaked away yet.  At any second it could just burst.

Don't be surprised.  It's quite a weighty topic.

You guys just keep pounding away at this.

Oh, I'm sure we can still push it a bit further.

Yeah, but how would you 'gauge' this?

This may seem like it's getting thin, but that's only from one direction.

Yeah, there are tons of these.

I'm flat out of ideas.

This thread has become just plane silly.

Some of those original posts are getting really squished sideways.

Yes. A bit compressed, those are.

You're really pushing it here.  Speaking of which, is there some sort of upper-limit on quotes within a post? Does the thread eventually run into *compression* issues?

I wouldn't let such concerns bear down too heavily on our conversation.

It's taking a lot of joules to work my scroll button all the way down to the end of these posts.

It would appear that the original posts are deforming beyond recognition punder pressure.

Let me see if I can squeeze one more in here.

Don't strain too much. We're not in a jam yet.

I'm flattered this has gotten so much attention.

Yes, quite a bit of attention. But, to be fair, it is still a ways from being written up in the press.

Don't shatter my joy with your depression.

Not trying to break anything, just trying to fit in.

Still, you're weighing down my spirits.

I feel a pressing need to talk about my own experiences with a hydraulic press but I'll lathe that for later since it involves a guy I use to have a crush on.

Go back to Reddit you jackasses.

That's right, NO PUN in this response.

PUN THREAD OVER

It would appear that dragoncar feels that this has run to its limit, and that we should now back off.

If we keep backing off, we can only stretch this out to a certain point. Eventually someone will yield.

Ironically, this chain just keeps growing, and is not being made ever smaller.

happy now?  Edit:looks like I found a bug in the forum code[/size]