I always use 2 knives to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Not weird.
I'm honestly starting to worry about what people here consider to be "weird".
Talking to oneself, not letting hair go down the drain, having a clenching habit, humming, putting on socks and shoes on one foot before the other, and sitting improperly in chairs.
God you people are normal.
Seriously, if it weren't for Steve's murderous contemplations and JohnGI's use of napkins as a food condom, this thread would be killing me.
Here are a few of my odd habits, just to add some flavour:
-I compulsively change my hair. That's not the odd part, the odd part is that when the urge strikes me for a change, I *must* do it immediately. Like, I will be driven to distraction until my hair is what I've suddenly decided if *must* be. This has led to some interesting consequences, as I am neither a stylist nor a colourist.
-I can't tolerate wearing mixed colours. I will pretty much only wear monochromatic outfits. With black being the most convenient, this means I wear only black 99% of the time.
-My house is also monochromatic
-I wore only very high heels for 20 years. Even though I never wear them now, I still often walk on my toes when I'm barefoot.
-I hold my breath whenever someone on tv is under water. I don't actually think this is weird, I'm just wondering if other people do it.
-I never correct people who mispronounce my name, and people do it *a lot*. I'm always curious how long they will maintain the mispronunciation. My research supervisor called me by almost a completely wrong name for 6 years.
-On the flip side, my name is a very famous song, and I'll quite literally growl at anyone who sings it at me. My brother has an equally singable name. Neither occured to my oblivious parents.
-I mentally rearrange the furniture in everyone's house until I feel like I would be more comfortable there, and from then on, I remember their place with the arrangement I prefer, and then I'm always slightly perturbed when the furniture is in the "wrong" place when I visit, as if they moved it back.
-Another hair one: I picture everyone I see with a shaved head.
-I cannot listen to a radio or podcast person who speaks with too many mouth sounds.
-I plan the sequence of everything I do for maximum efficiency. If I can sequence things to cut out just a few seconds of redundant movement, I'll do it. This is an artifact from a profession where cutting seconds mattered.
-I cultivated a twangy rural accent to seem more down to earth for my patients, and it stuck.
-I wear swimming goggles when I chop onions. This isn't weird so much as just looks silly.
-My clothes are organized so that I only have to open one drawer a day. It's that efficiency thing. I know, it's a little excessive.
-IMDB saved my sanity, because I used to be unable to enjoy a movie or TV show until I could place any and all actors that I recognized.
-If I have an earworm, I translate it, badly, into French and that becomes the new earworm. This creates an abomination and I feel like my brain needs to be cleansed with fire.
-DH and I both discuss workplaces as if they are TV shows and work days are episodes, and we discuss workplace drama as though it's a critical element of the writing. We also come up with funny lines for our characters to work into scenes and then report back as to how it played in the episode.
-Whenever we cheers, we say "to the mighty ibex!", which is an obscure television reference, and actually an inside joke about our dead dog.
-I've answered the phone with "yellow" instead of "hello" for 20 years. Only one person has commented. I have no idea how many have noticed.