Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history.
How does the snow globe feel this year?
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?
It’s so hard to bake new friends!
Why are Christmas ornaments addicted to Christmas?
Because they get hooked on trees their whole life.
Why does the Grinch enjoy gardening?
Because he’s got a green thumb!
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus?
COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”
What did the gingerbread man say when the gingerbread woman asked how she looked?
How does a sheep say, “Merry Christmas”?
What is Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
Happy Holidays!