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MoMan

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #650 on: March 26, 2019, 12:39:20 PM »
Addiction: You can't beat it alone ... (unless it's a porn addiction!)

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #651 on: April 03, 2019, 04:44:13 PM »
I'm having problems with my kidneys. Shouldn't they be adultneys by now?

solon

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #652 on: April 03, 2019, 04:54:50 PM »
Why do short people have trouble raising a family?

Because they can't put food on the table.

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #653 on: April 04, 2019, 11:52:30 AM »

Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
   
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 A: A big mac!


Q: If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?
 
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 A: At White Castle


Q: Why did the rooster go to Burger King?
   
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A: To see a chicken strip.


Q: What do you call a pig thief? 
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    A:A hamburglar.


Q:What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
 
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A:French flies and a diet Croak


Q: How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
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A: Meet patty (meat patty)


Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
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A: You’re dill-icious!


Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty?
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A: Call it a meatball



Q: How do you make a hamburger smile?
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A: Pickle it gently!


Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn’t stop making jokes?
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A: He was on a roll!

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #654 on: May 03, 2019, 09:26:38 AM »
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve

solon

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #655 on: May 03, 2019, 09:33:55 AM »
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve

...groan...

techwiz

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #656 on: May 03, 2019, 02:19:04 PM »
Lame Game of Thrones jokes

If Jaime usurped the Iron Throne, what would be his first act?
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Finding a Hand of the King.


What does the little Stark boy desperately need?
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Some Bran’ new legs.


When did Brienne realise Jaime was hitting on her?
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When he asked: “Are you sure we’re not related?”


The bakers of King’s Landing took their revenge on Joffrey by retrieving his body, cutting him up and putting him in a sandwich. What was it called?
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Joffrey’s inbred.


What did the railing say to reassure the staircase?
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“A banister always pays its steps.”


Why didn’t Theon cut Ramsay’s throat with that razor blade?
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He didn’t have the balls.



The Starks may not have the Iron Throne, but they do have ...
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Iron MAN.


Why was winter running so late?
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Winterfell and it couldn’t get up.


Which Game of Thrones character is most like Santa Claus?
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Ho Ho Hodor! (Honourable mention: Khal Hoho)


Some of Daenerys’ troops have started strolling instead of marching. What’s their nickname?
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The Unhurried.


When someone swears allegiance to Daenerys, they are ...
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Jumping on the band-dragon.


What do you call a creepy ex-boyfriend north of the Wall?
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A White Stalker.


What is Roose Bolton’s favourite dessert?
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The dread tort.


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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #657 on: May 03, 2019, 02:20:14 PM »
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve

...groan...
I know. He can't stand that joke.

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Re: Tell Me Your Stupid Jokes
« Reply #658 on: May 08, 2019, 02:01:31 PM »
I used to eat a lot of natural food.



I stopped when I read that most people die of natural causes.