A guy has a stray cat come up, and he didn't like cats, so he picks it up, drives it out into the country and releases it.
He gets home, and the cat is curled up on the porch.
So the next day, he takes the cat several counties over and lets it go.
Pulling into his driveway, there sits the cat.
So the next day, he packs up the cat and drives out into the wilderness. He follows tiny dirt roads, off into the woods where the tracks are hard to see and keeps driving until hours later he arrives in a small clearing and gets out and releases the cat.
He turns around and drives off, but after a few hours, he stops and calls home. His wife answers.
"Hey hon, is that cat back on the front porch?"
The wife looks out "Oh, yes! He's sitting right by the door!"
So the husband sighs and says, "Well could you put him on the phone? I'm lost as hell and I need directions."