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Russ

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pictures of your teeth
« on: April 14, 2015, 02:31:54 PM »
I have a coworker who claims he can tell how old people are by the looks of their teeth. Help me figure out if this is bullshit!

Post a photo of your teeth and your age (if it's not already on your sidebar info). I'll line 'em up without ages and see what he comes up with, then let you know how old your teeth look to some rando dude. Sound fun?!?

Starting off with mine so it's less weird (jk it's still weird)




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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2015, 02:57:30 PM »
Only my dentist has pictures of my teeth. 

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2015, 03:04:34 PM »
Gross.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2015, 04:13:25 PM »
I think this is a plot by the government to create a database of teeth prints to be able to catch criminals that leave half eaten food at the scene of the crime

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2015, 06:03:20 PM »

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2015, 06:22:59 PM »
I see what you did there and I liked it

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2015, 07:16:33 PM »

Not sure why, but when I saw this I laughed until I cried.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2015, 09:02:12 PM »
Not sure why, but when I saw this I laughed until I cried.

Me too, but I do know why -- that was a stroke of unadulterated comedic genius.  Russ did tee it up nicely for the punchline with his own hilarious post, though.

Russ

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2015, 09:48:22 PM »
I am 100% serious you jerks

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2015, 09:59:26 PM »

Not sure why, but when I saw this I laughed until I cried.

This is my favorite post in a long time.  I'm crying as well.  Well done velocistar!

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2015, 06:31:29 AM »
I'll bite.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2015, 06:58:42 AM »
I'll bite.

I keep waiting for the gif to finish.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2015, 07:17:40 AM »
I am 100% serious you jerks

Oh, sorry, didn't realize -- in that case, here's mine:


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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2015, 07:30:33 AM »

Too good. Still laughing. Oh! You got me. Day made.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2015, 07:34:45 AM »
You could easily guess I'm somewhere in my 30's because you would see the grey and white starting to peak out in my 'stache.  Russ, you're white hair free so I'd guess sub-30.  Facial hair color is a much better indicator than teeth I think, and maybe that's what your rando coworker is using (consciously or subconsciously). 

And yes, this might be the weirdest thread in a while.  :)

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2015, 08:55:29 AM »
Russ,  I'm guessing from the look of you teeth that you are 24?

I also think you might benefit from some tooth whitening.   

Too Funny

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2015, 10:10:19 AM »
So does your coworker have age estimates for the four of us?

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2015, 08:04:00 PM »
Not sure about Russ' coworker, but I think velocistar has to be the oldest set of teeth so far..possibly by eons. The others look very young by comparison.  Just my opinion.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2015, 08:25:43 AM »


Well, hello there, Russ' coworker. How you doin'?

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2015, 09:24:05 AM »
I think this is a plot by the government to create a database of teeth prints to be able to catch criminals that leave half eaten food at the scene of the crime

Yeah, I'm too paranoid for that, but you can probably tell some by wear patterns and gum health.

Also:


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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2015, 03:48:20 PM »


late to the party

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2015, 08:22:16 AM »
but I think velocistar has to be the oldest set of teeth so far..possibly by eons.

Maybe I should be on the E-R forums instead.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2015, 08:44:37 AM »

Not sure why, but when I saw this I laughed until I cried.

Oh god I have to stop laughing out loud at work but this is so funny!

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2015, 11:13:38 AM »
All you jokesters are really gumming up the works here. This could be his crown achievement, don't brush it off so easily.
... eh ok that's all.

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2015, 03:45:50 PM »
Russ, have you shared these pictures with your coworker yet?  I have an updated photo, which was taken a few days after the first:


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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2015, 08:29:59 PM »
who's the hot girl?

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Re: pictures of your teeth
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2015, 12:59:36 PM »
who's the hot girl?

Oh, they're both me, right after performing the asexual act (that's why we're both smiling).

Russ, what's going on with the radio silence?!  I want to hear your co-worker's estimate of my (our) age already.