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Wait, is there a Mr National?

I dunno, but there is a President Reagan... that is, Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.

National Airport was already named for a President - not sure why it needed to carry the moniker of a second.

Dulles does need renaming, not only for its association with an evil person, but also because many people confuse it with a certain city in N. Texas.

Not everybody thinks Reagan was wonderful either. 

Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003. 

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Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003.
Paris is even worse. The main airport is CDG, named after Charles de Gaulle. But the French, even Gaullists, think it's a bit arrogant to name an airport after yourself so generally refuse to use the name - calling it Roissy (the village it is near).
This even extends to taxi drivers - at least if the passenger is English

So you could just unanimously refer to JFK as Idlewild

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Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003.
Paris is even worse. The main airport is CDG, named after Charles de Gaulle. But the French, even Gaullists, think it's a bit arrogant to name an airport after yourself so generally refuse to use the name - calling it Roissy (the village it is near).
This even extends to taxi drivers - at least if the passenger is English

So you could just unanimously refer to JFK as Idlewild


So there's something too arrogant for even the French?

j/k, I actually thought the people in Paris were lovely and very friendly to Americans, in contrary to all the stereotypes.

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Wait, is there a Mr National?

I dunno, but there is a President Reagan... that is, Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.

National Airport was already named for a President - not sure why it needed to carry the moniker of a second.

Dulles does need renaming, not only for its association with an evil person, but also because many people confuse it with a certain city in N. Texas.

Not everybody thinks Reagan was wonderful either. 

Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003.

Of course, if there's a popularity contest, it will be named Stephen Colbert International Airport, as (almost) happened with a certain Hungarian bridge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megyeri_Bridge

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Of course, if there's a popularity contest, it will be named Stephen Colbert International Airport, as (almost) happened with a certain Hungarian bridge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megyeri_Bridge
Airport McAirporty face?


http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35864702

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Of course, if there's a popularity contest, it will be named Stephen Colbert International Airport, as (almost) happened with a certain Hungarian bridge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megyeri_Bridge
Airport McAirporty face?


http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35864702

Someone beat you to it 6 weeks ago:

Airporty McAirportFace

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Wait, is there a Mr National?

I dunno, but there is a President Reagan... that is, Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.

National Airport was already named for a President - not sure why it needed to carry the moniker of a second.

Dulles does need renaming, not only for its association with an evil person, but also because many people confuse it with a certain city in N. Texas.

Not everybody thinks Reagan was wonderful either. 

Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003.

Of course, if there's a popularity contest, it will be named Stephen Colbert International Airport, as (almost) happened with a certain Hungarian bridge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megyeri_Bridge

That would have been awesome.  I'm all for Washington Stephen Tyrone Colbert International Airport. 

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor. 

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.
Of course he is a traitor. The question is only to whom: The NSA or the people?

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.
Of course he is a traitor. The question is only to whom: The NSA or the people?
The people.  If you think he only released NSA surveillance programs, you aren't paying attention.  He released the keys to the kingdom including our military secrets.  I worked in the office that managed many of those items.  He is a traitor to the American people.

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.
Of course he is a traitor. The question is only to whom: The NSA or the people?
The people.  If you think he only released NSA surveillance programs, you aren't paying attention.  He released the keys to the kingdom including our military secrets.  I worked in the office that managed many of those items.  He is a traitor to the American people.
So which military secrets that are not targeting people are these?

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.
Of course he is a traitor. The question is only to whom: The NSA or the people?
The people.  If you think he only released NSA surveillance programs, you aren't paying attention.  He released the keys to the kingdom including our military secrets.  I worked in the office that managed many of those items.  He is a traitor to the American people.

In my area it's mostly government people that commute to DC - CIA, NSA, military...they're all really pissed about Snowden, especially the CIA/NSA ones.  Us in the private sector, not so much.  I get a chuckle out of hearing my CIA neighbors bellyache about how he created so much more work for them.  I cry a tear in my beer.

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.
Of course he is a traitor. The question is only to whom: The NSA or the people?
The people.  If you think he only released NSA surveillance programs, you aren't paying attention.  He released the keys to the kingdom including our military secrets.  I worked in the office that managed many of those items.  He is a traitor to the American people.
If they would stop doing unlawful things theyy would have an easy job. If they would stop unmoral things half of them would be out of work and complain again.

In my area it's mostly government people that commute to DC - CIA, NSA, military...they're all really pissed about Snowden, especially the CIA/NSA ones.  Us in the private sector, not so much.  I get a chuckle out of hearing my CIA neighbors bellyache about how he created so much more work for them.  I cry a tear in my beer.

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.
Of course he is a traitor. The question is only to whom: The NSA or the people?
The people.  If you think he only released NSA surveillance programs, you aren't paying attention.  He released the keys to the kingdom including our military secrets.  I worked in the office that managed many of those items.  He is a traitor to the American people.
So which military secrets that are not targeting people are these?
Our entire military "black" budget to include the highly classified systems in development.

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.

How about Planey McPlane Face Airport

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I vote we leave the name alone and quit trying to whitewash history.  Also Snowden is an asshat and a traitor.
Of course he is a traitor. The question is only to whom: The NSA or the people?
The people.  If you think he only released NSA surveillance programs, you aren't paying attention.  He released the keys to the kingdom including our military secrets.  I worked in the office that managed many of those items.  He is a traitor to the American people.
So which military secrets that are not targeting people are these?
Of course he could be a great national security asset.
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Wait, is there a Mr National?

I dunno, but there is a President Reagan... that is, Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.

National Airport was already named for a President - not sure why it needed to carry the moniker of a second.

Dulles does need renaming, not only for its association with an evil person, but also because many people confuse it with a certain city in N. Texas.

Not everybody thinks Reagan was wonderful either. 

Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003.

I just use "DCA" and "Far-Away-Shithole-For-International-Flights." We can add the Dulles "mobile lounges" to the list of stuff that 1960s starchitects thought were awesome but turned into the bane of future generations. Right up there with brutalism.

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Wait, is there a Mr National?

I dunno, but there is a President Reagan... that is, Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.

National Airport was already named for a President - not sure why it needed to carry the moniker of a second.

Dulles does need renaming, not only for its association with an evil person, but also because many people confuse it with a certain city in N. Texas.

Not everybody thinks Reagan was wonderful either. 

Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003.

I just use "DCA" and "Far-Away-Shithole-For-International-Flights." We can add the Dulles "mobile lounges" to the list of stuff that 1960s starchitects thought were awesome but turned into the bane of future generations. Right up there with brutalism.

Yes, those are weird and not very functional.  I feel like I've got a layover on Tatooine when I'm at Dulles.  I honestly thought that the atmosphere in N VA was at least somewhat breathable. 

In general, though, don't write off 20th century modern architecture so quickly.  I mean yes it's megalomaniacal and unfunctional, but it's still as much a part of history as the Victorian Era and Classical Rome.  In the 60s here they tore down a vintage southern neoclassical courthouse and built a modernist monstrosity back in its place.  Now everybody wishes it would get torn down.  They don't see that that would be repeating the same old mistake of tearing down history before they can recognize it as historic.   The building is classic 1960s architecture, and it's very representative of the space race era that really built the town. 

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Wait, is there a Mr National?

I dunno, but there is a President Reagan... that is, Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.

National Airport was already named for a President - not sure why it needed to carry the moniker of a second.

Dulles does need renaming, not only for its association with an evil person, but also because many people confuse it with a certain city in N. Texas.

Not everybody thinks Reagan was wonderful either. 

Maybe we ought to follow the London system that has been brought up and just name the airport after the exact locale where the airport is.  Stansted, Luton, and Gatwick are villages/towns not people. You could have Washington Arlington Airport and Washington Herndon Airport.  Then we don't have to get into all these popularity contests like what happened with the Atlanta airport in 2003.

I totally support naming things after things and not people.  Sadly, the way politics go these days, you get more money and donors when you name things after a person.  Looks at the Navy.  We used to have ships named after battles, locations, things that actually mattered.  Now the biggest ships are named after people to get more support...  It's a sad trend.  (Don't get me wrong, we still have some battles but they've been regulated to smaller classes.)  The fight just to keep the name Enterprise on the side of a carrier...  Damn shame.  I don't care who the politicians are, leave them off of everything!!!

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The fight just to keep the name Enterprise on the side of a carrier...  Damn shame.  I don't care who the politicians are, leave them off of everything!!!
Particularly if you come second in a naval engagement
You wouldn't want to be a grieving parent receiving the telegram that your son had gone own on the USS Sarah Palin