I was presenting my new software in front of a group, and I needed to enter some fake data, so went to enter T-E-S-T, and being a programmer, have extremely fast typing skills. However, because I was on a laptop keyboard instead of my regular keyboard, my fingers weren't EXACTLY in the right spot on the home row, so the T's came out fine, but the E and S came out one letter to the left...
*whistles to stall while everyone looks at their keyboard* (T....W....A....T)
Needless to say, I couldn't delete fast enough, turned beat red, and I have NEVER used "TEST" as fake data since!
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I have been a runner all my life and am used to spitting excess saliva as needed. I gave a triathlon a try, and swim being a little more difficult than I expected, and now on the bike, I had all kinds of stuff I needed to spit out. With a crosswind, and knowing my past experiences as a runner, I'd be spitting to the left. So I looked over my left shoulder to make sure no one was passing me. Nope. No one in sight! Quickly looked forward and worked out everything I needed to spit, and turned to my left and let it out RIGHT ON A PERSON FLYING PAST ME!! UGH!!! I said, "I'm sorry" but really he's going must faster than I ever would have expected....and would never be able to keep up with him to explain what happened!!
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The wife of a buddy of mine sent out the annual end of year holiday/Christmas cards, and signed them all "Merry Christmas! LOL!" The buddy never saw them before they went out. She thought LOL meant "Lots of Love!".