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How ugly are these potatoes?

Looking at them makes me want to puke.
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Pretty fucking ugly.
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They're perfectly normal looking...?
45 (70.3%)
Mmmm potatoes.
9 (14.1%)
Those potatoes came directly from heaven.
8 (12.5%)

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Zikoris

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How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« on: September 19, 2020, 09:37:13 PM »

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2020, 12:52:00 AM »
Your potato is so ugly ... even the Irish say "No thanks, I'm paleo".

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2020, 12:55:51 AM »
Your potato is so ugly ... it closes *all* of its eyes when it looks in the mirror.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2020, 12:56:32 AM »
Your potato is so ugly ... the Yukon is suing it for defamation.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2020, 12:59:17 AM »
Some might call them unappealing, but those potatoes look like a mash made in heaven.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2020, 12:59:33 AM »
Your potato is so ugly ... it has zero subscribers on YouTuber.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2020, 11:09:57 AM »
The answer - they are the ugliest potatoes money can buy, apparently.



I thought it was so weird because they look totally normal to me, but figured maybe my perception was skewed because I tend to buy pretty ugly stuff in general.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2020, 11:32:25 AM »
The answer - they are the ugliest potatoes money can buy, apparently.



I thought it was so weird because they look totally normal to me, but figured maybe my perception was skewed because I tend to buy pretty ugly stuff in general.

Yeah, they look totally normal to me but then we subscribe to one of those surplus/irregular rejected produce delivery services. I'm used to oddly shaped/sized but perfectly serviceable fruits/veggies.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2020, 11:47:45 AM »
They were probably rejected for size, one too small and one too big to go in a bag supposed to be of uniform size.  Pretty stupid, though, if they were, so congrats on getting a bargain.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2020, 11:51:04 AM »
They were probably rejected for size, one too small and one too big to go in a bag supposed to be of uniform size.  Pretty stupid, though, if they were, so congrats on getting a bargain.

I had no idea they were supposed to be the same size! I don't think I've ever paid attention to that before when I've bought potatoes. I suppose it must make a difference for some types of cooking. I just chop them all up and they end up looking the same regardless.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2020, 03:34:37 AM »
The only ugly potatoes to me is when the get soft and start growing sprouts! The rest all look good to me! So yummmmmm

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2020, 07:19:13 AM »
There are ugly potatoes?

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2020, 10:57:24 AM »
Is this a real question? Are they supposed to be "ugly" produce?  I'm super confused.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2020, 02:50:42 PM »
well... the big one is pretty blotchy.  I want to take a peeler to it.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2020, 02:55:04 PM »
They were probably rejected for size, one too small and one too big to go in a bag supposed to be of uniform size.  Pretty stupid, though, if they were, so congrats on getting a bargain.

Woah, where did it say they were a bargain? Seems like a good marketing scheme would get you for a few extra cents. Use a little misdirection on how the price is set.


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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2020, 03:33:53 PM »
Those potatoes are... breathtaking.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2020, 05:12:23 PM »
Potatoes, a solid choice for any meal: breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, dinner, and supper.
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Thanks for this, I was getting bogged down by the Monday blues.



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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2020, 06:26:11 PM »
Yeah, these are nicely marketed seconds. The smaller one likely just due to size, the larger one for the blotches. If sold with other potatoes loose, they'd likely to be left behind as the produce is picked through, so instead the are packaged up as ugly potatos.

Yeah, they look totally normal to me but then we subscribe to one of those surplus/irregular rejected produce delivery services. I'm used to oddly shaped/sized but perfectly serviceable fruits/veggies.
Sometimes irregular produce can be cute.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2020, 12:43:44 AM »
I never thought potato-shaming would become a thing on the MMM forums.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2020, 01:20:20 AM »
The cheap brand in our store sells carrots that are too ugly to fit in a bag of expensive brand carrots. And yes, sometimes they are not straight or they are knacked. Or too thick of too thin. But alwayd edible.
In the past, the farmers could not sell these carrots/potatoes to the grocery stores and they would just recycle them back to earth, or deliver them as animal food. It is very good that we now eat these products. I always make sure I buy those ugly carrots.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2020, 09:05:34 AM »
The cheap brand in our store sells carrots that are too ugly to fit in a bag of expensive brand carrots. And yes, sometimes they are not straight or they are knacked. Or too thick of too thin. But alwayd edible.
In the past, the farmers could not sell these carrots/potatoes to the grocery stores and they would just recycle them back to earth, or deliver them as animal food. It is very good that we now eat these products. I always make sure I buy those ugly carrots.

Totally. I always try to buy the most fucked-up looking veggies. You should see some of the zucchinis I've found.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2020, 01:23:11 PM »
While we're on the subject, check out this horrifyingly large carrot (and smallish bendy carrot) that came in my bag of otherwise normal carrots. I'm kinda scared to cut it lol.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2020, 01:43:28 PM »
While we're on the subject, check out this horrifyingly large carrot (and smallish bendy carrot) that came in my bag of otherwise normal carrots. I'm kinda scared to cut it lol.

I refuse to eat any carrot narrower than my thigh.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2020, 10:51:25 AM »
While we're on the subject, check out this horrifyingly large carrot (and smallish bendy carrot) that came in my bag of otherwise normal carrots. I'm kinda scared to cut it lol.


Think that carrot would of intimated even Bugs!

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2020, 09:15:19 PM »
Yeah I quite like buying the 'ugly' avocados in a bag. The ones sold individually are very large and the 'ugly' ones are smaller and more convenient. That and I'm usually getting 6-8 smaller ones in a bag for a similar price to three large avocados.

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Re: How Ugly are These Potatoes?
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2020, 03:27:15 AM »
The uglier the better for a 'tator.