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Glenstache

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Caption Contest
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:27:30 PM »
and.... go!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2017, 02:35:03 PM »
Couch surfing wipeout

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2017, 03:59:36 PM »
How many engineers does it take to move a couch?

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2017, 04:14:00 PM »
Missed it by a pythagoras.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2017, 04:32:25 PM »
Dirk Gently: At your service!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2017, 04:41:12 PM »
Dang, you beat me to Dirk Genty! Nice!!!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2017, 05:28:16 PM »
Pivot!!! Pivot!!!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2017, 06:03:35 PM »
I guess you could bring it through the double doors out back...

(I lived this episode at a job during my college days. Spent two hours trying to deliver a couch to a basement down a narrow stairwell. Owner finally suggests that we COULD bring it through the downstairs double french doors that we could back the truck right up to...)

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2017, 06:08:08 PM »
I believe that photograph is in the artistic style known as "Dadaism".

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2017, 01:19:09 AM »
"Have you tried turning it around?"

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2017, 02:42:21 AM »
Darling, if you dare snore tonight I'll make you sleep on the couch!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2017, 05:18:00 AM »
Couch-a-bunga!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2017, 06:02:51 AM »
Seriously all you have to do is kitty corner it.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2017, 07:02:08 AM »
Well, they got it in here somehow...

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2017, 09:44:58 AM »
Feng Shui consultants - you get what you pay for.


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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2017, 09:50:59 AM »
(Glenstache, I like the way you think!)

My contribution is:

What do you get when you cross a wall with a couch?

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2017, 10:38:01 AM »
Missed it by a pythagoras.

When A and B are too damn small and C = Couch.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2017, 01:08:21 PM »
"Oh sure! We'd love to have you stay with us. You can sleep on our couch."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2017, 01:38:58 PM »
Since pivot is already taken...

Shop at IKEA

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2017, 01:49:48 PM »
"So -faaaaacK"

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2017, 11:14:26 AM »
Death Couch: The Couch That Eats People

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2017, 11:29:41 AM »
Wait, wait, wait.  We're making this harder than it really is.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2017, 11:30:07 AM »
What does it LOOK like I'm doing?

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2017, 12:17:32 PM »
Now where did I put the chainsaw???

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2017, 12:56:42 PM »
That's another fine mess you've got me into.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qcj2MzPYc

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2017, 09:05:24 PM »
This is why we can't have nice things Janet!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2017, 01:38:49 AM »
Nothin' to add, except you guys are awesome!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2017, 03:23:05 AM »
SofaKing Stuck

 

Wow, a phone plan for fifteen bucks!