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Glenstache

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Caption Contest
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:27:30 PM »
and.... go!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2017, 02:35:03 PM »
Couch surfing wipeout
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2017, 03:59:36 PM »
How many engineers does it take to move a couch?

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2017, 04:14:00 PM »
Missed it by a pythagoras.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2017, 04:32:25 PM »
Dirk Gently: At your service!
Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2017, 04:41:12 PM »
Dang, you beat me to Dirk Genty! Nice!!!
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2017, 05:28:16 PM »
Pivot!!! Pivot!!!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2017, 06:03:35 PM »
I guess you could bring it through the double doors out back...

(I lived this episode at a job during my college days. Spent two hours trying to deliver a couch to a basement down a narrow stairwell. Owner finally suggests that we COULD bring it through the downstairs double french doors that we could back the truck right up to...)

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2017, 06:08:08 PM »
I believe that photograph is in the artistic style known as "Dadaism".

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2017, 01:19:09 AM »
"Have you tried turning it around?"

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2017, 02:42:21 AM »
Darling, if you dare snore tonight I'll make you sleep on the couch!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2017, 05:18:00 AM »
Couch-a-bunga!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2017, 06:02:51 AM »
Seriously all you have to do is kitty corner it.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2017, 07:02:08 AM »
Well, they got it in here somehow...

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2017, 09:44:58 AM »
Feng Shui consultants - you get what you pay for.


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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2017, 09:50:59 AM »
(Glenstache, I like the way you think!)

My contribution is:

What do you get when you cross a wall with a couch?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2017, 10:38:01 AM »
Missed it by a pythagoras.

When A and B are too damn small and C = Couch.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2017, 01:08:21 PM »
"Oh sure! We'd love to have you stay with us. You can sleep on our couch."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2017, 01:38:58 PM »
Since pivot is already taken...

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2017, 01:49:48 PM »
"So -faaaaacK"

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2017, 11:14:26 AM »
Death Couch: The Couch That Eats People

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2017, 11:29:41 AM »
Wait, wait, wait.  We're making this harder than it really is.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2017, 11:30:07 AM »
What does it LOOK like I'm doing?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2017, 12:17:32 PM »
Now where did I put the chainsaw???

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2017, 12:56:42 PM »
That's another fine mess you've got me into.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2017, 09:05:24 PM »
This is why we can't have nice things Janet!
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2017, 01:38:49 AM »
Nothin' to add, except you guys are awesome!
I did it! I have a journal!
A Lot Like This
And hell yes, I am still moving confidently in the direction of my dreams...

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2017, 03:23:05 AM »
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