Love the RickRoll! :-)
On the helmet thing, I'm of mixed feelings. It's really a risk analysis that each person has to make. I understand the concern about an otherwise easily survivable collision turning into a death/permanent disability and the impact (no pun intended) that has on bystanders/others involved. I'm also not a fan of having to pay for other people's medical bills (which we all do in the end). However, I believe first and foremost in personal freedom (even if it does cost me some) and I think that's where common sense has to take over (and honestly, some people really need to grow up and stop feeling so violated every time something bad happens. Nature is not kind, get used to it.). Ultimately, I'm against helmet laws, but do my best to convince people to wear helmets.
In practice, I wear a helmet when riding my road bike and motorcycles, but NOT on my mountain bike. Here's the risk analysis I've gone through:
- Road bike = Moving pretty fast on a very light, fragile (potential for breakage/catastrophic failure), unstable machine. Mostly not on roads with cars, but when I am, I'm very limited in avoidance (road bike is not rut/stone friendly and transitions onto grass, etc are bad news). Low chance of crash, but if it happens it'll probably be very bad. Helmet.
- Motorcycle = On the road the entire time with SUVs piloted by soccer moms with mochachino in hand who are looking at the back seat yelling at kids instead of watching where they're driving. Ability to avoid getting rear-ended at a light is much lower than on an easy to move bike. Awareness of surroundings is decreased by the noise of the motorcycle. Head on collisions are much more likely and at much higher speeds. Moderate chance of a crash and if it happens it's likely to be extremely bad. Helmet.
- Mountain bike = I'm on side streets with low (and slow) traffic or on trails, on a very sturdy bike. Chance of collision with car is low. Easy to dive on/off the road as necessary. My speed is very low. Personal experience is that nobody my age wore helmets as kids and I dumped/was launched from the bike at those speeds numerous times without any injuries of note (road rash was really all that ever happened). Very low chance of crash and if it happens it's likely to be a complete non-event. No helmet.
Side note: I've got a lot of doctors/nurses in my family and they freak out whenever they see someone without a helmet. For good reason, they see a closed head injury crash at least once a week. However, what they don't see is the eleventy bazillion other people that didn't crash... It's like the guy that will never fly on an airplane after seeing a crash, completely ignoring that overall it's statistically very safe. A single bad personal experience can eliminate one's ability to accurately assess risk.