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MMM, time-traveling imposter?
« on: July 17, 2012, 11:03:38 PM »
Could MMM actually be authored by 18th century time-traveling genius Benjamin Franklin?  Go read the first essay, the one titled THE WAY TO WEALTH, at this address:

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/40236/40236-h/40236-h.htm

Does that not sound eerily familiar? Here are some of the choicest bits.

On debt: "He that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing" and "Rather go to bed supperless than rise in debt."

On insourcing: "If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself."

On wasting money on luxuries: "Fond pride of dress is sure a very curse; Ere fancy you consult, consult your purse."

On complainy-pants-ism: "Industry pays debts, while despair increaseth them."

On Badassity: "Diligence is the mother of luck, and God gives all things to industry. Then plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep." and "Be ashamed to catch yourself idle when there is so much to be done for yourself, your family, and your country."

On getting rich with Good Old-Fashioned Honesty: "Lying rides upon Debt's back, whereas a freeborn ought not to be ashamed nor afraid to see or speak to any man living. But poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue. It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright."

On Starbucks: "You may think, perhaps, that a little tea, or a little punch now and then [...] can be no great matter; but remember, Many a little makes a mickle."

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Re: MMM, time-traveling imposter?
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 06:49:01 AM »
Thanks MM, I'll have to give that a read through. Nice to hear the same ideas from different perspectives.

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Re: MMM, time-traveling imposter?
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 06:51:28 AM »
Next article?
Get rich with... time travel.

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Re: MMM, time-traveling imposter?
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 09:44:21 AM »
Next article?
Get rich with... time travel.

Indeed.

I am a former teacher who accumulated a bunch of real estate, retired at 29, spent some time traveling the world full time and am now settled with three kids.
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Re: MMM, time-traveling imposter?
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 10:31:03 AM »
Jeepers, Mister Peabody! Can you really save money by traveling through time?

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Re: MMM, time-traveling imposter?
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 12:32:59 PM »
Or possibly he's really Petrarch, the Renaissance humanist?

Wikipedia's description of the Second Tractate from On The Solitary Life:

Quote from: From Wikipedia, De vita solitaria
"In the second chapter, [Petrarch] talks of the daily sunrise. Each man, businessman and retiree, has their own prayers. The businessman is greeted at the doorway by enemies and friends; complaints and lawsuits. They engage him and immediately take up his time in different directions, whatever the business is or whatever the argument. The retiree, on the other hand, has a free doorway. He can pass through or not and choose whatever activity he desires or no activity. The choice is strictly up to him. The retiree takes on a serene day of leisure and calm, while the businessman is dreaded with complaints and problems. The retiree goes for walks in the woods and smells the flowers caring not about gold or jewels. The businessman slaves under a cruel day to make even more money than before or keep others from getting what he already made. He plots to ruin another businessman or dishonestly swindle an innocent. He hides in shame at the end of his day in his home pulling the curtains for concealment. Petrarch then asks who spent their hours more truthfully.

 

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