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hollyluja

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ER gets into The Onion!
« on: January 20, 2017, 02:02:36 PM »
We have arrived!

I'm looking forward to the dentist appointments myself
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Roboturner

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2017, 02:47:46 PM »
"Get to form bonds with the loved ones you neglected for years in dogged pursuit of early retirement"

pretty much where I'm at
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sonjak

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2017, 08:32:33 PM »
:)
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PhysicianOnFIRE

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2017, 08:42:56 PM »
Nice! I tweeted that one out.
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CanuckExpat

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2017, 08:53:33 PM »
Thanks for sharing.
This made me chuckle: "Life not all that great either way"

Also from the Onion:
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Also linked here: http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/welcome-to-the-forum/the-onion%27s-health-advice/
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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2017, 11:10:18 AM »
"Your exit will skew the ideological composition of the court to the far right"

Hahah-oh shit. Too real, Onion.
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Miss Piggy

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2017, 12:11:21 PM »
Quote from: CanuckExpat on January 20, 2017, 08:53:33 PM
Also from the Onion:
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

I just sent this one to my husband and suggested he tell HR that a recent study published in The Onion is the real reason he just quit his job!
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CoreyTheMan

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2017, 03:17:43 PM »
That was pretty funny :D :D :D :D :D
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BuffaloStache

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2017, 10:23:08 PM »
Finally getting the coverage we deserve! And from a reputable, rock-solid news source no less :-D
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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2017, 12:35:25 PM »
nailed it!
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Metric Mouse

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2017, 12:59:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 21, 2017, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: CanuckExpat on January 20, 2017, 08:53:33 PM
Also from the Onion:
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

I just sent this one to my husband and suggested he tell HR that a recent study published in The Onion is the real reason he just quit his job!
Ha. I'd love to be in that exit interview. :D
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BuffaloStache

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2017, 02:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Metric Mouse on February 08, 2017, 12:59:32 AM
Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 21, 2017, 12:11:21 PM
Ha. I'd love to be in that exit interview. :D

HR: why are you leaving us?
FIRE person: the Onion says it's good for my health!
« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 02:15:34 PM by BuffaloStache »
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Luckyvik

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Re: ER gets into The Onion!
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2017, 04:38:52 AM »
Love it!


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