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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8100 on: August 08, 2021, 06:29:09 AM »
I got a bad case of the the tops doc.  My entire portfolio is festering.
I got a FEVER! And the only thing that will fix it is more Top!

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Babies.. before the top is done here.. you'll all be wearing gold-plated diapers.

Never question Thorstache!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8101 on: August 08, 2021, 06:57:22 PM »
I got a bad case of the the tops doc.  My entire portfolio is festering.
I got a FEVER! And the only thing that will fix it is more Top!

Really explore the space


Babies.. before the top is done here.. you'll all be wearing gold-plated diapers.

Never question Thorstache!

Please, guys.... Thorstache puts his pants on just like the rest of you: one leg at a time. 

Except, once his pants are on, he calls the TOP IS IN

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8102 on: August 10, 2021, 04:14:34 PM »
Top is in

The wildest of the wild Pokémon is here!!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8103 on: August 11, 2021, 07:05:18 AM »

Please, guys.... Thorstache puts his pants on just like the rest of you: one leg at a time. 

Except, once his pants are on, he calls the TOP IS IN


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8104 on: August 11, 2021, 02:12:04 PM »
I guess Thorstache didn't quite have his pants on!

But he does now, so clearly the top is in today..

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8105 on: August 11, 2021, 02:25:28 PM »
This last top is even better than the first.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8106 on: August 11, 2021, 02:29:23 PM »
This last top is even better than the first.

As tops go this is pretty good..:)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8107 on: August 11, 2021, 02:42:08 PM »
This last top is even better than the first.

When exactly was the first top?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8108 on: August 11, 2021, 08:29:44 PM »
This last top is even better than the first.

When exactly was the first top?

April 11th, 2017.

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8109 on: August 11, 2021, 08:42:48 PM »
This last top is even better than the first.

When exactly was the first top?

April 11th, 2017.

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

That's a lot more precise than when I was going to say right after the first bottom.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8110 on: August 12, 2021, 12:07:37 PM »
This last top is even better than the first.

When exactly was the first top?

April 11th, 2017.

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

That's a lot more precise than when I was going to say right after the first bottom.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8111 on: August 12, 2021, 09:08:45 PM »
Would it be jumping the top to say Happy All-time High Friday yet? Lol. I probably jinxed it by posting this.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8112 on: August 12, 2021, 09:14:53 PM »
Would it be jumping the top to say Happy All-time High Friday yet? Lol. I probably jinxed it by posting this.
Definitely. Over the past two days the S&P repeatedly crossed 4444! In Chinese, 4 means death. As in, elevators don't have a 4th floor because pushing that button is like saying "deliver me to my doom." If you say it twice, it means "every death." Say the number four, four times, and wow! That is like death multiplied by death to the death power. There really aren't words in the English language to describe this magnitude of death, but a scholarly translation would probably be "Top is in."

This is much worse than a double death cross!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8113 on: August 12, 2021, 10:18:30 PM »
Would it be jumping the top to say Happy All-time High Friday yet? Lol. I probably jinxed it by posting this.
Definitely. Over the past two days the S&P repeatedly crossed 4444! In Chinese, 4 means death. As in, elevators don't have a 4th floor because pushing that button is like saying "deliver me to my doom." If you say it twice, it means "every death." Say the number four, four times, and wow! That is like death multiplied by death to the death power. There really aren't words in the English language to describe this magnitude of death, but a scholarly translation would probably be "Top is in."

This is much worse than a double death cross!
I feel like this would be a terrible, b-rated nerd version of the Candyman. lol

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8114 on: August 12, 2021, 10:33:03 PM »
Would it be jumping the top to say Happy All-time High Friday yet? Lol. I probably jinxed it by posting this.
Definitely. Over the past two days the S&P repeatedly crossed 4444! In Chinese, 4 means death. As in, elevators don't have a 4th floor because pushing that button is like saying "deliver me to my doom." If you say it twice, it means "every death." Say the number four, four times, and wow! That is like death multiplied by death to the death power. There really aren't words in the English language to describe this magnitude of death, but a scholarly translation would probably be "Top is in."

This is much worse than a double death cross!
I feel like this would be a terrible, b-rated nerd version of the Candyman. lol
Mine is not a nerd movie but an analysis based on facts and charts, fellow.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8115 on: August 13, 2021, 07:42:46 AM »
Would it be jumping the top to say Happy All-time High Friday yet? Lol. I probably jinxed it by posting this.
Definitely. Over the past two days the S&P repeatedly crossed 4444! In Chinese, 4 means death. As in, elevators don't have a 4th floor because pushing that button is like saying "deliver me to my doom." If you say it twice, it means "every death." Say the number four, four times, and wow! That is like death multiplied by death to the death power. There really aren't words in the English language to describe this magnitude of death, but a scholarly translation would probably be "Top is in."

This is much worse than a double death cross!
I feel like this would be a terrible, b-rated nerd version of the Candyman. lol
Mine is not a nerd movie but an analysis based on facts and charts, fellow.
SMH

Good stuff

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8116 on: August 13, 2021, 08:08:14 AM »
Would it be jumping the top to say Happy All-time High Friday yet? Lol. I probably jinxed it by posting this.
Definitely. Over the past two days the S&P repeatedly crossed 4444! In Chinese, 4 means death. As in, elevators don't have a 4th floor because pushing that button is like saying "deliver me to my doom." If you say it twice, it means "every death." Say the number four, four times, and wow! That is like death multiplied by death to the death power. There really aren't words in the English language to describe this magnitude of death, but a scholarly translation would probably be "Top is in."

This is much worse than a double death cross!
I feel like this would be a terrible, b-rated nerd version of the Candyman. lol

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8117 on: August 13, 2021, 08:09:15 AM »
Definitely. Over the past two days the S&P repeatedly crossed 4444! In Chinese, 4 means death. As in, elevators don't have a 4th floor because pushing that button is like saying "deliver me to my doom." If you say it twice, it means "every death." Say the number four, four times, and wow! That is like death multiplied by death to the death power. There really aren't words in the English language to describe this magnitude of death, but a scholarly translation would probably be "Top is in."

This is much worse than a double death cross!

4444 is so 12 ticks ago.
Edit 12.5 ticks ago
Edit 12.25 ticks ago
Edit 12.5 ticks ago
Edit 12.75 ticks ago
Edit 13 ticks ago.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8118 on: August 13, 2021, 09:41:09 AM »
4444 is so "last week"..:)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8119 on: August 13, 2021, 10:05:41 AM »
4444 is so "last week"..:)
Say what you want. Every chartist knows that when the 4444 multiple infinite death cross is followed by Friday the 13th, the Top is in for all cultures.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8120 on: August 13, 2021, 10:08:45 AM »
4444 is so "last week"..:)
Say what you want. Every chartist knows that when the 4444 multiple infinite death cross is followed by Friday the 13th, the Top is in for all cultures.
World Top is in?!?! I better get started on that bunker.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8121 on: August 13, 2021, 10:55:32 AM »
4444 is so "last week"..:)
Say what you want. Every chartist knows that when the 4444 multiple infinite death cross is followed by Friday the 13th, the Top is in for all cultures.
World Top is in?!?! I better get started on that bunker.

You mean I didn't need to replace my roof after all?.. dammit

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8122 on: August 13, 2021, 02:02:30 PM »
Ding Ding.. New top!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8123 on: August 13, 2021, 02:22:05 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8124 on: August 13, 2021, 02:51:35 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8125 on: August 13, 2021, 03:59:15 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8126 on: August 13, 2021, 04:07:16 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8127 on: August 13, 2021, 04:15:24 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Yeah.. could loose millions!.. Should never have started all this investing milarky..

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8128 on: August 13, 2021, 04:46:37 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8129 on: August 13, 2021, 04:53:21 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8130 on: August 13, 2021, 07:05:15 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.
Market will go up Monday because Friday the 13th risk is off the table. THEN the top will be in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8131 on: August 13, 2021, 07:45:44 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.
Market will go up Monday because Friday the 13th risk is off the table. THEN the top will be in.
You broke it! :(
Lol

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8132 on: August 14, 2021, 03:33:49 AM »
I’m close to a mile stone, I predict a top after a 1.43% run up so I get within an inch of the investing mile store to see it being ripped away.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8133 on: August 14, 2021, 06:51:01 AM »
I’m close to a mile stone, I predict a top after a 1.43% run up so I get within an inch of the investing mile store to see it being ripped away.

Ripped away forever, since top is in*

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8134 on: August 15, 2021, 04:18:33 AM »
ITS IN

THE TOP IS IN.


to summarize for all newbies. THE TOP IS IN

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8135 on: August 15, 2021, 11:52:09 AM »
Sentiment Speaks: The Market Is About To Crash - Part XXIII (This Time We Mean It). Because you know, all the other times they didn't mean it. Top must be in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8136 on: August 15, 2021, 07:50:45 PM »
Ok. Fine. But this time, Top is really in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8137 on: August 16, 2021, 08:23:36 AM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.
Market will go up Monday because Friday the 13th risk is off the table. THEN the top will be in.
You broke it! :(
Lol
@Mr. Green was right. I broke the top. Sorry everyone. I can only imagine how many millions of dollars evaporated just from the accounts of people following this thread, all because I couldn’t keep my damn mouth shut and Friday-the-13th jinxed The Top.
I will punish myself, either through Seppuku or by switching my portfolio to 100% UPRO and TQQQ so that I can watch my portfolio decline 3x as fast from here on. Forgive me, fellow market timers. You’ll again never see your accounts as big as they were on Friday, and that guilt rests upon my shoulders.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8138 on: August 16, 2021, 08:32:02 AM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.
Market will go up Monday because Friday the 13th risk is off the table. THEN the top will be in.
You broke it! :(
Lol
@Mr. Green was right. I broke the top. Sorry everyone. I can only imagine how many millions of dollars evaporated just from the accounts of people following this thread, all because I couldn’t keep my damn mouth shut and Friday-the-13th jinxed The Top.
I will punish myself, either through Seppuku or by switching my portfolio to 100% UPRO and TQQQ so that I can watch my portfolio decline 3x as fast from here on. Forgive me, fellow market timers. You’ll again never see your accounts as big as they were on Friday, and that guilt rests upon my shoulders.
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8139 on: August 16, 2021, 09:51:02 AM »
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
People seem to be missing the point. There never will be a new top, because the top is, and has always (or at least since the divinings of Thorstach were made public) been, in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8140 on: August 16, 2021, 10:15:44 AM »
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
People seem to be missing the point. There never will be a new top, because the top is, and has always (or at least since the divinings of Thorstach were made public) been, in.
I just got kicked out didn't I

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8141 on: August 16, 2021, 12:22:16 PM »
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
People seem to be missing the point. There never will be a new top, because the top is, and has always (or at least since the divinings of Thorstach were made public) been, in.
I just got kicked out didn't I

Not necessarily kicked out, but certainly off the top.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8142 on: August 16, 2021, 12:28:00 PM »
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
People seem to be missing the point. There never will be a new top, because the top is, and has always (or at least since the divinings of Thorstach were made public) been, in.
I just got kicked out didn't I

Not necessarily kicked out, but certainly off the top.
Sigh, my top was in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8143 on: August 16, 2021, 01:05:57 PM »
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
People seem to be missing the point. There never will be a new top, because the top is, and has always (or at least since the divinings of Thorstach were made public) been, in.
I just got kicked out didn't I

Not necessarily kicked out, but certainly off the top.
Sigh, my top was in.

That's better!  :P

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8144 on: August 16, 2021, 02:18:36 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.
Market will go up Monday because Friday the 13th risk is off the table. THEN the top will be in.
You broke it! :(
Lol
@Mr. Green was right. I broke the top. Sorry everyone. I can only imagine how many millions of dollars evaporated just from the accounts of people following this thread, all because I couldn’t keep my damn mouth shut and Friday-the-13th jinxed The Top.
I will punish myself, either through Seppuku or by switching my portfolio to 100% UPRO and TQQQ so that I can watch my portfolio decline 3x as fast from here on. Forgive me, fellow market timers. You’ll again never see your accounts as big as they were on Friday, and that guilt rests upon my shoulders.
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
I spoke too soon! A new top is in! I was right all along except for earlier today when I was wrong. Glad I dawdled on the whole Seppuku thing. A whole new future is in for me, as I'm preparing my resume for CNBC / Fox Business writer gigs.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8145 on: August 16, 2021, 02:22:03 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.
Market will go up Monday because Friday the 13th risk is off the table. THEN the top will be in.
You broke it! :(
Lol
@Mr. Green was right. I broke the top. Sorry everyone. I can only imagine how many millions of dollars evaporated just from the accounts of people following this thread, all because I couldn’t keep my damn mouth shut and Friday-the-13th jinxed The Top.
I will punish myself, either through Seppuku or by switching my portfolio to 100% UPRO and TQQQ so that I can watch my portfolio decline 3x as fast from here on. Forgive me, fellow market timers. You’ll again never see your accounts as big as they were on Friday, and that guilt rests upon my shoulders.
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
I spoke too soon! A new top is in! I was right all along except for earlier today when I was wrong. Glad I dawdled on the whole Seppuku thing. A whole new future is in for me, as I'm preparing my resume for CNBC / Fox Business writer gigs.
Wait, so is my top in or out?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8146 on: August 16, 2021, 03:38:58 PM »
Do I need to say it? Haha!

Happy All-time High Friday!

All-time Highday Friday?
Maybe that's what they should be called. Highday Fridays!

The more I make in the market, the more I can lose (sigh).

That means today is sigh-day Friday.

Did a special leg workout today.

That makes today Thighday Friday
I'm really excited about tomorrow being the weekend.

Feels like Nighday Friday.
Market will go up Monday because Friday the 13th risk is off the table. THEN the top will be in.
You broke it! :(
Lol
@Mr. Green was right. I broke the top. Sorry everyone. I can only imagine how many millions of dollars evaporated just from the accounts of people following this thread, all because I couldn’t keep my damn mouth shut and Friday-the-13th jinxed The Top.
I will punish myself, either through Seppuku or by switching my portfolio to 100% UPRO and TQQQ so that I can watch my portfolio decline 3x as fast from here on. Forgive me, fellow market timers. You’ll again never see your accounts as big as they were on Friday, and that guilt rests upon my shoulders.
Quick, buy before the new top. Thanks for the discount.
I spoke too soon! A new top is in! I was right all along except for earlier today when I was wrong. Glad I dawdled on the whole Seppuku thing. A whole new future is in for me, as I'm preparing my resume for CNBC / Fox Business writer gigs.
Wait, so is my top in or out?

I think at this point you're supposed to shake it all about.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8147 on: August 16, 2021, 10:16:38 PM »
Ok. Fine. But this time, Top is really in.
I meant this time. I meant this time it is really in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8148 on: August 16, 2021, 10:18:46 PM »
Ok. Fine. But this time, Top is really in.
I meant this time. I meant this time it is really in.
How many mulligans do you get

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #8149 on: August 17, 2021, 08:42:45 AM »
It does look like S&P 4500 is going to take a little longer…. Of course, the 52 week low (in the midst of this crazy COVID rally) was ~3200!
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