Top is in

[JAYSLOL]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

[techwiz]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

[JAYSLOL]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

Salmon change the topic already, or I’m going to bass my head against a walrus

[Alternatepriorities]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

Salmon change the topic already, or I’m going to bass my head against a walrus

Seems like some of us are just a little crabby. Bottom feeder is in!

[erutio]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

Salmon change the topic already, or I’m going to bass my head against a walrus

Seems like some of us are just a little crabby. Bottom feeder is in!

S&P 500 top is in? Or will it stay perched right here?

[BicycleB]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

Salmon change the topic already, or I’m going to bass my head against a walrus

Seems like some of us are just a little crabby. Bottom feeder is in!

S&P 500 top is in? Or will it stay perched right here?

What a scamp you are! I think it will skate along.

[Monerexia]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

Salmon change the topic already, or I’m going to bass my head against a walrus

Seems like some of us are just a little crabby. Bottom feeder is in!

S&P 500 top is in? Or will it stay perched right here?

What a scamp you are! I think it will skate along.

Okay this is shrimply exhausting

[dougules]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

Salmon change the topic already, or I’m going to bass my head against a walrus

Seems like some of us are just a little crabby. Bottom feeder is in!

S&P 500 top is in? Or will it stay perched right here?

What a scamp you are! I think it will skate along.

Okay this is shrimply exhausting

Are we fin-ished with this yet?

[nereo]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

You can make a tuna money in the market if you do it right.    Fish stock's the best, better than beef or poultry stocks.   

On the other hand, because local tradesmen don't wear masks, I've haddock with renovating houses for the moment.

Halibut you give the humor a rest: Fear is back.

These puns are floundering.

Yeah, I can sea horse you might think that.

Oh my cod, make it stop!

Yeah, squid it already!

Salmon change the topic already, or I’m going to bass my head against a walrus

Seems like some of us are just a little crabby. Bottom feeder is in!

S&P 500 top is in? Or will it stay perched right here?

What a scamp you are! I think it will skate along.

Okay this is shrimply exhausting

If this is the top, I've made quite a few clams.

[bthewalls]

Question:  since shark top is in, does that mean that we (and our portfolios) are chum?

I think that conclusion is a bit fishy.  Whether Q3 takes a bit out of your portfolio depends on how big a net of stocks you own, and what your long-term porpoise is. The seas might be rough for a while, and its calmer if you just stay down in the trenches.  Don’t get salty and remember that the patient investor is the biggest fish in the sea.

ha! classic!

[HPstache]

We had a new intra day high today, but will need to close another 1/4% or so higher tomorrow to truly be sure the top is in.

[Exflyboy]

We had a new intra day high today, but will need to close another 1/4% or so higher tomorrow to truly be sure the top is in.

Another 6 points and its all downhill to the apocalypse!

[techwiz]

We had a new intra day high today, but will need to close another 1/4% or so higher tomorrow to truly be sure the top is in.

Another 6 points and its all downhill to the apocalypse!

Are you saying the bull is at the top and it's all downhill?
 

Bull at top of hill is in!

[HPstache]

We had a new intra day high today, but will need to close another 1/4% or so higher tomorrow to truly be sure the top is in.

Another 6 points and its all downhill to the apocalypse!

Are you saying the bull is at the top and it's all downhill?
 

Bull at top of hill is in!

This is painfully difficult to judge the scale... my mind can't even.

[bthewalls]

Biggest bull I’ve ever seen....must be 80metres tall...how much steak is that.....?

[SwordGuy]

We had a new intra day high today, but will need to close another 1/4% or so higher tomorrow to truly be sure the top is in.

Another 6 points and its all downhill to the apocalypse!

Are you saying the bull is at the top and it's all downhill?
 

Bull at top of hill is in!

Nothing fishy about that prognostication.

[ixtap]

We had a new intra day high today, but will need to close another 1/4% or so higher tomorrow to truly be sure the top is in.

Another 6 points and its all downhill to the apocalypse!

Are you saying the bull is at the top and it's all downhill?
 

Bull at top of hill is in!

Nothing fishy about that prognostication.

Were you hoping for a bull shark?

[BicycleB]

We had a new intra day high today, but will need to close another 1/4% or so higher tomorrow to truly be sure the top is in.

Another 6 points and its all downhill to the apocalypse!

Are you saying the bull is at the top and it's all downhill?
 

Bull at top of hill is in!

Nothing fishy about that prognostication.

Were you hoping for a bull shark?

Ya'll mako me laugh

[techwiz]

Ya'll mako me laugh

I saw what you did there, but Mako is not the top.




We all know the "Great White Shark" Top is in!

[Optimiser]

The GOAT MOAT is obviously filled with great white sharks

[BigMoneyJim]

Narwhale are y'all talking about?

This thread needs some Kip Addota about now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

[Wintergreen78]

We just had the top 100 days since 1933! What a crazy time to be alive!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-stock-market-hasnt-made-a-move-this-big-since-1933-11597337248

[Alternatepriorities]

The GOAT MOAT is obviously filled with great white sharks

Bull sharks would be better suited to coping with potential changes in the salinity of the GOAT MOAT.

[Monerexia]

Narwhale are y'all talking about?

This thread needs some Kip Addota about now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

Fish pun thread just jumped the shark w/this.

[talltexan]

FWIW, I just got done rebalancing. Was surprised at how much international ran ahead of domestic stocks during the last quarter.

[Buffaloski Boris]

FWIW, I just got done rebalancing. Was surprised at how much international ran ahead of domestic stocks during the last quarter.

Yep.  It's been nice.  It'll probably rotate back in the next couple of years.  But in the mean time I've been extricating myself from US markets and the USD.   

ETA: International top is IN!

[dougules]

FWIW, I just got done rebalancing. Was surprised at how much international ran ahead of domestic stocks during the last quarter.

Yep.  It's been nice.  It'll probably rotate back in the next couple of years.  But in the mean time I've been extricating myself from US markets and the USD.   

ETA: International top is IN!

It's kind of predictable given that the other countries with a decent market cap have been more serious about controlling COVID-19. 

VTWAX has been busy doing the extricating for me. 

[aboatguy]

SP 500 and NASDAQ topping right now!  DOW is keeping every one from a THREE RING TOP .    The CIRCUS Top is not in, however, we may be heading for the Clown Show top...but I doubt it.

[Steeze]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

[aboatguy]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

I don't know whether the top is in, however, it looks like the COVID BEAR Market is over

[dragoncar]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

I don't know whether the top is in, however, it looks like the COVID BEAR Market is over

For now.  But be on the lookout for the COvid Bear Recession Again (COBRA Top!)

[secondcor521]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

I don't know whether the top is in, however, it looks like the COVID BEAR Market is over

For now.  But be on the lookout for the COvid Bear Recession Again (COBRA Top!)

Don't be rattled, but I have a snakey suspicion where this could go...

[Steeze]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

I don't know whether the top is in, however, it looks like the COVID BEAR Market is over

For now.  But be on the lookout for the COvid Bear Recession Again (COBRA Top!)

Don't be rattled, but I have a snakey suspicion where this could go...

In this environment anaconda bad news could mean a striking reversal

[merula]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

I don't know whether the top is in, however, it looks like the COVID BEAR Market is over

For now.  But be on the lookout for the COvid Bear Recession Again (COBRA Top!)

Don't be rattled, but I have a snakey suspicion where this could go...

In this environment anaconda bad news could mean a striking reversal

Any investor who doesn't recognize the COBRA Top will be out on the street in their garters.

[dougules]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

I don't know whether the top is in, however, it looks like the COVID BEAR Market is over

For now.  But be on the lookout for the COvid Bear Recession Again (COBRA Top!)

Don't be rattled, but I have a snakey suspicion where this could go...

In this environment anaconda bad news could mean a striking reversal

Any investor who doesn't recognize the COBRA Top will be out on the street in their garters.

Hold on to your moccasins everybody. 

[Wintergreen78]

.... so this means The Top is in?

.... and the last top was not THE Top?

.... was everything I was told a lie .... ?

The Top has returned for our salvation! Blessed be those that believe!

I don't know whether the top is in, however, it looks like the COVID BEAR Market is over

For now.  But be on the lookout for the COvid Bear Recession Again (COBRA Top!)

Don't be rattled, but I have a snakey suspicion where this could go...

In this environment anaconda bad news could mean a striking reversal

Any investor who doesn't recognize the COBRA Top will be out on the street in their garters.

Hold on to your moccasins everybody.

Red over yellow kills a fellow, red over black means the top is in.

[LoanShark]

LMFAO!

[bthewalls]

Top might be in....but the bottom is coming!

[Glenstache]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

[aboatguy]

According to wikipedia the recent  record closing milestone of the SP 500 is in the Bull Recession of 2020...

TOP IS NOT IN

[dougules]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

[Alternatepriorities]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

[UnleashHell]

According to wikipedia the recent  record closing milestone of the SP 500 is in the Bull Recession of 2020...

TOP IS NOT IN

NAYSAYER!!!!

THE TOP IS ALWAYS IN.

[erutio]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

[HPstache]

Optay isyay inyay

[Glenstache]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

[SwordGuy]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

[secondcor521]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

[SwordGuy]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

[Monerexia]

I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?

f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.