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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5100 on: October 21, 2019, 08:41:59 AM »
The top is touching cotton.  It is coming soon!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5101 on: October 21, 2019, 09:36:28 AM »
New top next week.  Thorsnatch doesn't know what they are talking about.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/19/stocks-go-for-all-time-highs-next-week-as-the-earnings-season-continues.html

“Stocks will likely hit new records in the week ahead if earnings keep topping expectations”

I’ll likely poop next week if meals keep topping expectations

Poop top is in

Usually I’m excited when this thread takes a weird tangent, but yeah let’s just not.  Let’s just not this time guys.

*looks disappointed and puts the poop gun away*

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5102 on: October 21, 2019, 10:19:13 AM »
New top next week.  Thorsnatch doesn't know what they are talking about.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/19/stocks-go-for-all-time-highs-next-week-as-the-earnings-season-continues.html

“Stocks will likely hit new records in the week ahead if earnings keep topping expectations”

I’ll likely poop next week if meals keep topping expectations

Poop top is in
  This thread is truly "the shit" and always delivers!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5103 on: October 21, 2019, 10:42:31 AM »
New top next week.  Thorsnatch doesn't know what they are talking about.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/19/stocks-go-for-all-time-highs-next-week-as-the-earnings-season-continues.html

“Stocks will likely hit new records in the week ahead if earnings keep topping expectations”

I’ll likely poop next week if meals keep topping expectations

Poop top is in

Usually I’m excited when this thread takes a weird tangent, but yeah let’s just not.  Let’s just not this time guys.

*looks disappointed and puts the poop gun away*


poor poopsmith

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5104 on: October 21, 2019, 10:53:13 AM »
The Top is in….of bathroom humour. 


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5105 on: October 21, 2019, 10:56:06 AM »
The Top is in….of bathroom humour. 



I don't know if there is a top for bathroom humor. No matter how many potty jokes you hear, the next one is always funny.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5106 on: October 21, 2019, 01:39:48 PM »
Poop Jokes are not my favorite but they are a solid #2


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5107 on: October 21, 2019, 03:11:27 PM »
See?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5108 on: October 21, 2019, 05:25:45 PM »
"Final top"...

Sounds serious.

Better listen this time...

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5109 on: October 25, 2019, 09:29:01 AM »
The TOP shark is circling.... there's blood in the water.  Dun Dun Dun Dun...

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5110 on: October 25, 2019, 09:34:07 AM »
Fonzie Thorstach is going to waterski jump over the TOP shark. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5111 on: October 25, 2019, 09:35:00 AM »
The TOP shark is circling.... there's blood in the water.  Dun Dun Dun Dun...



« Last Edit: October 25, 2019, 09:37:12 AM by techwiz »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5112 on: October 25, 2019, 10:17:15 AM »
Regis Philbin:  Thorstach, for $1,000, is the top in?
Thorstach:  Top is in
Regis Philbin:  Is that your final top?
Thorstach:  Final top

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5113 on: October 25, 2019, 10:29:43 AM »
New top today?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5114 on: October 25, 2019, 10:33:35 AM »
New top today?

So far... only an intraday top.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5115 on: October 25, 2019, 11:23:30 AM »
Dropping by to see if the top is in. Seems like it's always in around here.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5116 on: October 25, 2019, 12:24:57 PM »
Poop Jokes are not my favorite but they are a solid #2

Mrs SwordGuy doesn't believe you.  She said it's not always a solid #2.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5117 on: October 25, 2019, 01:21:52 PM »
Poop Jokes are not my favorite but they are a solid #2

Mrs SwordGuy doesn't believe you.  She said it's not always a solid #2.

You definitely need to be concerned if there is blood in the water though.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5118 on: October 25, 2019, 01:59:55 PM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5119 on: October 25, 2019, 02:13:27 PM »
top is definitely not in:
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/25/billionaire-investor-ron-baron-sees-the-dow-at-650000-in-50-years.html

Only 650,000? Pfffft. I’ll go with 700,000.

Do I hear 750? 750,000? Does anyone have the Dow at 750,000?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5120 on: October 25, 2019, 02:41:24 PM »
My bid is 601,426. But for 50 years, anything from 400,000 to 800,000 is perfectly reasonable.

Unless Thorstach says otherwise.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5121 on: October 25, 2019, 07:28:51 PM »
My bid is 601,426. But for 50 years, anything from 400,000 to 800,000 is perfectly reasonable.

Unless Thorstach says otherwise.

Praise be! Blessed be The Top!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5123 on: October 26, 2019, 01:52:02 AM »
Poop Jokes are not my favorite but they are a solid #2

Mrs SwordGuy doesn't believe you.  She said it's not always a solid #2.

You definitely need to be concerned if there is blood in the water though.

Excellent callback

But I’m starting to agree with JAYSLOL

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5124 on: October 28, 2019, 08:13:49 AM »
SP500 @ 3041 how did that happen,  I thought the top was in ?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5125 on: October 28, 2019, 08:15:18 AM »
SP 500 3040  the top was in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5126 on: October 28, 2019, 08:22:44 AM »
<===== This guy doesn't believe anything Thorstach has to say.  Can anybody summarize the predictions with pretty charts to date?  Clearly a technical trader....

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5127 on: October 28, 2019, 09:31:25 AM »
Imagine if we had all pulled out in 2014!!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5128 on: October 28, 2019, 09:33:38 AM »
I would appreciate it if the top is now in until Thursday.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5129 on: October 28, 2019, 11:21:16 AM »
Imagine if we had all pulled out in 2014!!


Imagine if dad had pulled out in 1969, I wouldn't be here!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5130 on: October 28, 2019, 11:25:51 AM »
Usually I’m excited when this thread takes a weird tangent, but yeah let’s just not.  Let’s just not this time guys.

Hint: Don't repost the stuff you find objectionable.

I see I didn’t convey tone very well, that was supposed to read a little tongue in cheek.  :)

The only thing I find objectionable is people that don’t believe in the Top being in.

"Tongue in cheek" might not be the best expression here.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5131 on: October 28, 2019, 12:44:39 PM »
I need to forward you all that I am $21k from reaching The Number. Which means that as soon as I do, that will be the top.

So you can expect The Top to be in between now and the end of the year.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5132 on: October 28, 2019, 01:14:48 PM »
I need to forward you all that I am $21k from reaching The Number. Which means that as soon as I do, that will be the top.

So you can expect The Top to be in between now and the end of the year.

Given that the 4% rule is just a guideline, you basically "made it" already! Congrats! (Pre Contrats?)

Also, thanks for the market crash.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5133 on: October 28, 2019, 01:54:44 PM »
If the 4% rule is just a guideline, then Ysette9's crash can begin immediately. Top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5134 on: October 28, 2019, 02:08:56 PM »
The bell has rung, looks like 3039ish so top was in.  We're doomed its all downhill from here...…………………………………………………………………... until the new top arrives!
« Last Edit: October 28, 2019, 02:10:47 PM by aboatguy »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5135 on: October 28, 2019, 02:24:49 PM »
Wait, it was at 3042 with 30 minutes to go, you're saying it dropped to 3039? Time to go retract that resignation letter!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5136 on: October 28, 2019, 02:39:52 PM »
So just a quick recap, we’ve had...

- The Top
- Double Top
- Triple Top
- Mother Of All Tops
- Greatest Of All Time, Mother Of All Tops
- Double GOAT MOAT
- Final Top

Double Final Top, anyone?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5137 on: October 28, 2019, 03:46:04 PM »
Let's commit a breach of etiquette and go straight to triple dog top.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5138 on: October 28, 2019, 07:10:20 PM »
I need to forward you all that I am $21k from reaching The Number. Which means that as soon as I do, that will be the top.

So you can expect The Top to be in between now and the end of the year.

Given that the 4% rule is just a guideline, you basically "made it" already! Congrats! (Pre Contrats?)

Also, thanks for the market crash.
Happy to be of service. :)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5139 on: October 28, 2019, 07:38:00 PM »
@ysette9 So did you hit your number today?..:)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5140 on: October 29, 2019, 09:12:50 AM »
SP500 Hit a new intraday high and now its down to 3045 so top was in........ again.   

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5141 on: October 29, 2019, 09:16:49 AM »
Seriously - going to be doing 2019 Solo 401K and IRAs tomorrow to the tune of $60K+. Anyone have Trump's direct line? I need some inflammatory tweets about trade policy or something.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5143 on: October 29, 2019, 10:57:26 AM »
I've come to the conclusion that the great Thorstach is looking at the market as a buyer, ie larger numbers on the bottom.  If you're buying, the top is the seller's bottom.  If you call the top (for buyers) and the number gets larger, then you're right because the market just went down (for buyers).   

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5144 on: October 29, 2019, 11:17:36 AM »
I've come to the conclusion that the great Thorstach is looking at the market as a buyer, ie larger numbers on the bottom.  If you're buying, the top is the seller's bottom.  If you call the top (for buyers) and the number gets larger, then you're right because the market just went down (for buyers).

George Orwell would be proud.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5145 on: October 29, 2019, 11:39:51 AM »
Double plus ungood top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5146 on: October 29, 2019, 11:45:27 AM »
@ysette9 So did you hit your number today?..:)
I updated my spreadsheet, added in a forgotten account into my formula, and now we are $5k away from The Number.

Can you spare some change?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5147 on: October 29, 2019, 11:47:17 AM »
(To read in a David Attenborough voice)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5148 on: October 29, 2019, 01:19:18 PM »
@ysette9 So did you hit your number today?..:)
I updated my spreadsheet, added in a forgotten account into my formula, and now we are $5k away from The Number.

Can you spare some change?

Well isn't that just a giant tease.. Doesn't look like Mr Market will help much today either!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #5149 on: October 29, 2019, 01:23:53 PM »
I've come to the conclusion that the great Thorstach is looking at the market as a buyer, ie larger numbers on the bottom.  If you're buying, the top is the seller's bottom.  If you call the top (for buyers) and the number gets larger, then you're right because the market just went down (for buyers).

HERETIC!  The Great Thorstach is the One True High and Holy Prophet of Doom!