Top is in

[ChpBstrd]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

That's what we pay them for. Are you not entertained?

[Exflyboy]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

That's what we pay them for. Are you not entertained?

To a degree.. If they do melt the stock market down I guess we'll get another buying opportunity at least..:)

[SwordGuy]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

When we vote enough of those rat-bastards out of office and those few left get the clue they're next if they don't shape up.

Which means probably never, given nearly half the nation support or enabless those goobers.

[BicycleB]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

When we vote enough of those rat-bastards out of office and those few left get the clue they're next if they don't shape up.

Which means probably never, given nearly half the nation support or enabless those goobers.

You dare to imply that mere politics can influence something so eternal as the top? You think that under wiser governance, the fickle market would rise?

Fret not, the top is in regardless.

[ATtiny85]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

Playing chicken with others' lives is too thrilling to ever quit.

[SwordGuy]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

Playing chicken with others' lives is too thrilling to ever quit.

Especially when there's Kompromat and they're on the payroll of Putin.

[obstinate]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

When we vote enough of those rat-bastards out of office and those few left get the clue they're next if they don't shape up.

Not only do we keep them in office, we actively reward them for engineering these crises. That's why they keep doing it. All that would be required to prevent it happening would be for reporters to stop reporting on it.

That being said, they won't, so we have seen the top and it is in.

[ender]

Top crisis is in?

[jinga nation]

I wonder when the children in Congress will stop playing chicken with economy of the developed world this time round?

When we vote enough of those rat-bastards out of office and those few left get the clue they're next if they don't shape up.

Not only do we keep them in office, we actively reward them for engineering these crises. That's why they keep doing it. All that would be required to prevent it happening would be for reporters to stop reporting on it.

That being said, they won't, so we have seen the top and it is in.

Parents/Teachers/Life: No good deed goes unpunished.
Kid aka Future Politician: So you're saying, do a few bad things and get rewarded? And continue doing bigger and badder things for greater rewards? Wow! I wanna do that forever.

Need to dump some monies in VTSAX. Can't do with this toppy-top madness. I should NOT have read this thread to confusk meself. :p

[dividendman]

It looks like the S&P 500 hit bull market levels (4292.438) earlier today - meaning up 20% from a recent low... is that it? Is the longest bear market since 1948 over? Is the Top In? Is it all downhill from here?!?!!!111

[Malossi792]

It looks like the S&P 500 hit bull market levels (4292.438) earlier today - meaning up 20% from a recent low... is that it? Is the longest bear market since 1948 over? Is the Top In? Is it all downhill from here?!?!!!111

Is this the real life?!

[Wintergreen78]

It looks like the S&P 500 hit bull market levels (4292.438) earlier today - meaning up 20% from a recent low... is that it? Is the longest bear market since 1948 over? Is the Top In? Is it all downhill from here?!?!!!111

Is this the real life?!

Is it just fantasy?

[SwordGuy]

It looks like the S&P 500 hit bull market levels (4292.438) earlier today - meaning up 20% from a recent low... is that it? Is the longest bear market since 1948 over? Is the Top In? Is it all downhill from here?!?!!!111

Is this the real life?!

Is it just fantasy?

... easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

[Wolfpack Mustachian]

It looks like the S&P 500 hit bull market levels (4292.438) earlier today - meaning up 20% from a recent low... is that it? Is the longest bear market since 1948 over? Is the Top In? Is it all downhill from here?!?!!!111

Is this the real life?!

Is it just fantasy?

... easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama... Just bought some stock
Put an order in this time, pulled the trigger
Now it's mine

Mama... Investing had just begun
But (since the top is in)
Now I've gone and thrown it all away!

[secondcor521]

It looks like the S&P 500 hit bull market levels (4292.438) earlier today - meaning up 20% from a recent low... is that it? Is the longest bear market since 1948 over? Is the Top In? Is it all downhill from here?!?!!!111

Is this the real life?!

Is it just fantasy?

... easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama... Just bought some stock
Put an order in this time, pulled the trigger
Now it's mine

Mama... Investing had just begun
But (since the top is in)
Now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Must be the queen of all tops.  The market has been pretty mercurial lately.

[merula]

MAMAAAA (oooOooo)
Didn't mean to make a buy
If I'm not down again this time tomorrow
Top is in, top is in, is all that really matters

[ChpBstrd]

Binance top is in.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/sec-sues-binance-and-founder-zhao-in-newest-crypto-clash-163038205.html

[Fru-Gal]

WEEEEEEEE are the CHAMPIONS, my friend
WE’LL keep on FIGHTING, till the end

[OurTown]

52 week high today.  Top is in.

[solon]

Great. All down hill from here

[Mr. Green]

S&P 500 is 8.3% from the all-time high. Kind of amazing actually.

[EscapeVelocity2020]

S&P 500 is 8.3% from the all-time high. Kind of amazing actually.

Shhhhhh, don't jinx it!

[ATtiny85]

The Top cannot be jinxed.

[dragoncar]

Nobody say it!

[Malossi792]

Nobody say it!

Top is in!
Oops, sorry mate.

[techwiz]

Nobody say it!

[Exflyboy]

EVERYBODY knows the S&P500 will never crack 4800!.. Ever!

[GuitarStv]

640k ought to be enough for anybody.

[pdxvandal]

Time to buy more crypto!

[ATtiny85]

640k ought to be enough for anybody.

Pullin' from the archive. Memory Top is In.

[Malossi792]

Top is in!
Sorry, wrong Friday.
But still...

[Wintergreen78]

Top is in! [citation needed]
Sorry, wrong Friday.
But still...

This is a big claim. I’m going to need some evidence before I believe it.

Has anyone looked into this question?

[Mr. Green]

S&P 500 is now 7.8% from the all-time high. Goody goody gumdrops!

[Wolfpack Mustachian]

S&P 500 is now 7.8% from the all-time high. Goody goody gumdrops!

If you are implying that we could ever pass the previous all time high and thus that the top might not be in, I must say you are on the wrong thread, sir!

[BicycleB]

S&P 500 is now 7.8% from the all-time high. Goody goody gumdrops!

Yes, 7.7% from the inevitable moment when the market goes down forever. Unless Thorstach speaks before then.

[MustacheAndaHalf]

For most of June, CNN Fear & Greed Index has been stuck at "extreme greed".
https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed

But there's an even rarer, extreme signal of a market top: I bought individual stocks last week.  I'm 2 for 2 in "reversion to the mean" after buying individual stocks in the past two years.
"Stock picking top is in"

[EscapeVelocity2020]

S&P 500 is now 7.8% from the all-time high. Goody goody gumdrops!

It's almost like you WANT the top to be in

[markbike528CBX]

S&P 500 is now 7.8% from the all-time high. Goody goody gumdrops!

It's almost like you WANT the top to be in

You can’t WANT  the TOP, lt just IS,

[Zamboni]

Only a partial day of trading yesterday but top is still in.

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

[dragoncar]

Only a partial day of trading yesterday but top is still in.

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

I have no idea what this means but at least I didn’t try hard to understand it

[EscapeVelocity2020]

I only listen to the one true prohet, Thorstach

[Tyson]

I only listen to the one true prohet, Thorstach

Zamboni is an apostate.  Burn him!

[Mr. Green]

The S&P 500 is 6.76% from all-time high. Swiggity swooty!

[EscapeVelocity2020]

Net Worth is at an all time high, my Top is In!

[dividendman]

The S&P 500 is 6.76% from all-time high. Swiggity swooty!

All-time nominal high. It's probably there with dividends reinvested.

[grantmeaname]

I think the dividend yield of the S&P is something like 1.6%, so two years of dividends isn't near enough to get you 7%.

[dragoncar]

Still down 16%, top still in (nominal, dividends not included since I spent em)

[EscapeVelocity2020]

I think I got a little Beardstown Lady action to reach my Tippy Top @grantmeaname - new investments, money market exposure (didn't lose value, now yielding 5%), and my company stonk outperforming the market...

[thorstach]

Top is in

[techwiz]

Top is in

No more words are required. Top is in!