Top is in

[BicycleB]

How does this thread go over a week without any posts?

Looks like the top was in fact in.

Maybe because all the Russian bots were busy?

I'm offended by the very implication. I'm a MaceMaizedonian bot, thank you very much.

FTFY

[Glenstache]

How does this thread go over a week without any posts?

Looks like the top was in fact in.

Maybe because all the Russian bots were busy?

I'm offended by the very implication. I'm a MaceMaizedonian bot, thank you very much.

FTFY

OMG. That is so corny.

[techwiz]

OMG. That is so corny.

Waiting for the next Top corny joke!

[ChpBstrd]

OMG. That is so corny.

Waiting for the next Top corny joke!

Hannibal Lector of corn top is in.

[merula]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

[zolotiyeruki]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

[secondcor521]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

[JJ-]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

[SwordGuy]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, hidden in a maize; but perhaps there is a key.

[dblaace]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, hidden in a maize; but perhaps there is a key.

[Wintergreen78]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, hidden in a maize; but perhaps there is a key.

The heat is too much! I’m about to pop!

[Glenstache]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.

[ChpBstrd]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.

Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.

[SwordGuy]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.

Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.

Hominy times?

[Glenstache]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.

Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.

Yeah, this thread has really gone down a corn hole.

[GuitarStv]

It's too much of a tassel to wait around for corn top.

There's a kernel of truth in this statement.

Tell me about it.  I'm all ears.

There's a joke somewhere in there, stalking about.

It is told in a husky voice, silky off the top.

Your bad jokes makes me grits my teeth.

Yeah, this thread has really gone down a corn hole.

I think with the correct amount of corn-centration we'll be able to do even butter.

[Phenix]

The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

[techwiz]

The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

Iowa to remind everyone that the Top is in!

[SwordGuy]

These jokes are so corny we may solve the grain shortage later this year all by ourselves!

[solon]

The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

Iowa to remind everyone that the Top is in!

My first thought was, "Oh, did Bezos paint his rocket?"

[Glenstache]

The conversation in this thread seems to be very siloed.

Iowa to remind everyone that the Top is in!

My first thought was, "Oh, did Bezos paint his rocket?"

His is blue corn (obviously). "Blue Corn-igin" is selling quick pops up into space.

[dragoncar]

Corn

[JJ-]

Corn

You get an E for effort.

[Mr. Boh]

Corn

You get an E for effort.

Ear for effort?

[markbike528CBX]

Corn

You get an E for effort.

Ear for effort?

No, just a cornE comment.

[techwiz]

Top is in!

[hudsoncat]

Whoa, whoa, whoa... this thread is about to drop to page 2...

How am I supposed to know the top is in if y'all aren't on here telling me?!

[dandarc]

Whoa, whoa, whoa... this thread is about to drop to page 2...

How am I supposed to know the top is in if y'all aren't on here telling me?!

Rest assured, as the great thorstache preached many years ago, the top is - as it always has been and always will be - in.

[Glenstache]

If you're at a table and can't identify the person who doesn't know the top is in, it is probably you and it is definitely in.

[MustacheAndaHalf]

Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

[GuitarStv]

If you're at a table and can't identify the person who doesn't know the top is in, it is probably you and it is definitely in.

If you're sitting at a table rather than dancing on it, top is not in.

[PDXTabs]

Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.

[frugalnacho]

Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.

Deutsche bag

[MustacheAndaHalf]

Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.

"... it's now calling for the US economy to shrink during the final quarter of next year and the first quarter of 2024, "consistent with a recession during that time." ...

True - and to price in a future recession, the stock market needs to crash now, so the top is in.

[PDXTabs]

Some Deutsche is predicting a recession.  The top is in.
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/04/05/business/recession-inflation-economy/index.html

They are predicting a recession Q4 2023. Which I think means that they are saying that the top is not in? Which is silly, because we all know that the top is in.

"... it's now calling for the US economy to shrink during the final quarter of next year and the first quarter of 2024, "consistent with a recession during that time." ...

True - and to price in a future recession, the stock market needs to crash now, so the top is in.

Their equity strategist Binky Chadha says that we still have time. Deutsche Bank warns of a 20% bear market in 2023. Which we all know is heresy.

[EscapeVelocity2020]

Top is in?

[PDXTabs]

Top is in?

It has always been in. The SP-500 entered a correction when it closed at or below 4316.90 (not sure when) and will enter bear market territory at 3837.24.

[HPstache]

Top is in?

It is for sure.  And this poster will go down in history as calling the top of the top:

Do mine eyes deceive me? Or did I see a new top in the wild?

[Heckler]

NFLX top is in, and I love the articles.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/etfs-most-exposed-netflix-earnings-213000464.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKXPkZsCHzcBShUqbAgt0Pl2bkKKbc4mCHjibzAuGZ0zDQXsiX5JdQS2Ve87g15mSy10EPDLosuaZDl_2k_DMolm8LL3FOsOsP7rBEk3ow2q3iWoILMYIPAmr9oysdlv-YCCfTv4FTopEXHy7CLoJtAHERrYSVEJOWXJmQlIAaNf

Netflix suffered its second consecutive post-earnings rout Tuesday afternoon, with its stock dropping as much as 25% and evaporating almost $39 billion in market value.

The Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VTI) has the largest cut of Netflix shares among all U.S. ETFs, holding 2.89% of its shares outstanding.

However, those funds are heavily diversified due to their size. Netflix amounts to approximately 0.4% of the S&P 500 funds each, 1.18% of QQQ and 0.36% of VTI.


I just did my 4k DCA contribution of April.  Taxable account Top is in.

[dividendman]

Can thorstache please let us know if this is the top?

[Glenstache]

Can thorstache please let us know if this is the top?

If you're not sure if it is the top, you should automatically assume it is the top and sell, sell, sell. Obviously.

[Wintergreen78]

Can thorstache please let us know if this is the top?

If you're not sure if it is the top, you should automatically assume it is the top and sell, sell, sell. Obviously.

SP500 just hit 0% for the last 12 months! The top has been here for a year now.

[thorstach]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

[JAYSLOL]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Historically speaking, I should probably dump everything into the S&P500 right now.  Ok, done

[HPstache]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Thorstach has spoken!

[dragoncar]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Historically speaking, I should probably dump everything into the S&P500 right now.  Ok, done

Unless this is pinnacle peak y’all top (TIPPY top)

[Mr. Boh]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

I'm having deja vu. Have we been here before?

[PDXTabs]

Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Thorstach has spoken!

Thank the gods. I was actually starting to get worried.

[Monocle Money Mouth]

Can I make a special request that the top still be in through tomorrow and Friday? I have some money going into the market on those days.

Thanks!

[talltexan]

Like you, I've started to suspect the top will never be in when that paycheck hits my 401K.