Top is in

[JJ-]

Just posted this, helpful for those on the fence of jumping into the market at "the top"

Wrong thread. It's downhill from here.

[BicycleB]

Well done, @fmzip!!

(pause)

Though I hate to tell you, now the top really is in. :)

[Steeze]

Adjusted for inflation the sp500 is still less than 1962. Sorry to tell you.

[secondcor521]

Adjusted for inflation the sp500 is still less than 1962. Sorry to tell you.

Horsepucky.

https://www.multpl.com/inflation-adjusted-s-p-500

[JJ-]

Adjusted for inflation the sp500 is still less than 1962. Sorry to tell you.

Horsepucky.

https://www.multpl.com/inflation-adjusted-s-p-500

Mr fancy pants with facts and data.

Quick question.  Does that mean top is in?

[secondcor521]

Adjusted for inflation the sp500 is still less than 1962. Sorry to tell you.

Horsepucky.

https://www.multpl.com/inflation-adjusted-s-p-500

Mr fancy pants with facts and data.

Quick question.  Does that mean top is in?

Of course of course a horse a horse.

That's what I thought @Steeze was saying, anyway.

[Steeze]

Adjusted for inflation the sp500 is still less than 1962. Sorry to tell you.

Horsepucky.

https://www.multpl.com/inflation-adjusted-s-p-500

Mr fancy pants with facts and data.

Quick question.  Does that mean top is in?

Of course of course a horse a horse.

That's what I thought @Steeze was saying, anyway.

If you convert it into bitcoins, used Ford f-150s, or bachelors degrees it makes more sense.

[maizefolk]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

[JJ-]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

[dougules]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

I've always wondered what would happen if you put a bitcoin on the tracks and let a train run over it. 

[JAYSLOL]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

I've always wondered what would happen if you put a bitcoin on the tracks and let a train run over it.

Obviously the Bitcoin becomes Bitscoin

[Monocle Money Mouth]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

I've always wondered what would happen if you put a bitcoin on the tracks and let a train run over it.

Obviously the Bitcoin becomes Bitscoin

I'm still waiting for Bitcoin presses to show up at museums. They'll stretch our your Bitcoin and emboss the name of the museum onto it.

[Steeze]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

You think I can sell my degree when I am done with it? I only need it for a few more years at most.

[RWD]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

You think I can sell my degree when I am done with it? I only need it for a few more years at most.

Looks like they're going for $80 +/- on eBay.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/255119555547

Seems like a poor return on investment. Especially since you can still get $40 for a withdrawal letter:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/324397360280

[SwordGuy]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

I'm in a medieval re-enactment group.  One person I knew back around 1978 learned calligraphy and calligraphed her own college diploma, then took a job overseas on those credentials.

[JJ-]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

I've always wondered what would happen if you put a bitcoin on the tracks and let a train run over it.

If the train is named Ruby and runs on rails and crushes a bit coin, does it become c#?

[JJ-]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

You think I can sell my degree when I am done with it? I only need it for a few more years at most.

Looks like they're going for $80 +/- on eBay.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/255119555547

Seems like a poor return on investment. Especially since you can still get $40 for a withdrawal letter:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/324397360280

Not that it makes it any worse, but I realized that's just the debt at the end and not the 4+ years and extra cash.

 

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

I'm in a medieval re-enactment group.  One person I knew back around 1978 learned calligraphy and calligraphed her own college diploma, then took a job overseas on those credentials.

Ah, the glory days. That's an amazing story though and also hats off to medieval re enactment.

[SwordGuy]

You can buy new fake diplomas for about $150 and even get college transcripts.

And that is why anyone who is verifying this sort of thing and knows what they are doing checks with the institution directly.

[dragoncar]

What does a used bachelors degree go for these days?

With new ones going for ~$30k I'm sure many would love to know the price for used ones.

I'd probably go with used bitcoins.

I've always wondered what would happen if you put a bitcoin on the tracks and let a train run over it.

Obviously the Bitcoin becomes Bitscoin

I'm still waiting for Bitcoin presses to show up at museums. They'll stretch our your Bitcoin and emboss the name of the museum onto it.

Good idea for a museum kiosk that creates an NFT with your name on it. 

[PDXTabs]

DJIA	-74.73
S&P 500	-1.44
Russell 2000	-13.20
DJ Total Mkt	-22.95

Top was in!

[Radagast]

I can't believe it's in already. So soon! And such a low number...   :`(

[HPstache]

THANKFULLY, my 401k contribution hits on Fridays... otherwise my 401K top would have been in.

[Exflyboy]

Well I just returned to civilisation after 5 days in the wilderness and realised I have more money after the trip than I had before I started.

I love this game (at least until the top is in).

[Monocle Money Mouth]

I can't believe it's in already. So soon! And such a low number...   :`(

Make the bleeding stop! I'm down tens of dollars since Thursday!!!!

[dougules]

I can't believe it's in already. So soon! And such a low number...   :`(

Make the bleeding stop! I'm down tens of dollars since Thursday!!!!

I'm actually down nearly $1000.  #richpeopleproblems

[Fomerly known as something]

I got very close to the double comma club with my TSP, your welcome for this weeks downturn.

[JJ-]

I got very close to the double comma club with my TSP, your welcome for this weeks downturn.

You're never gonna get there friend. This top was in.

[maizefolk]

I got very close to the double comma club with my TSP, your welcome for this weeks downturn.

Just be glad you're not in Europe where everyone is stuck in the one comma club from their first 0,01 to the folks with 1.000.000.000,00

[dragoncar]

Fake friday

[HPstache]

Feeling awfully pandemic-y up in here... I think we might see a correction.  Top is in for sure this time.

[PDXTabs]

Feeling awfully pandemic-y up in here... I think we might see a correction.  Top is in for sure this time.

Cases appear to have peaked. But top was clearly in Sept 2.

[DadJokes]

I got very close to the double comma club with my TSP, your welcome for this weeks downturn.

You're never gonna get there friend. This top was in.

You just have to out-contribute the losses

[EscapeVelocity2020]

S&P 4500 was finally the TOP!  I knew we'd call it eventually, high fives everybody

[dragoncar]

I got very close to the double comma club with my TSP, your welcome for this weeks downturn.

You're never gonna get there friend. This top was in.

You just have to out-contribute the losses

Just go to your brokers website and there’s usually a pop up about losses and market risk.  Just click “I do not agree” to opt out of losses

[jim555]

Do not taunt happy fun ball! 

The top is in.

[DadJokes]

I got very close to the double comma club with my TSP, your welcome for this weeks downturn.

You're never gonna get there friend. This top was in.

You just have to out-contribute the losses

Just go to your brokers website and there’s usually a pop up about losses and market risk.  Just click “I do not agree” to opt out of losses

That button was grayed out for me and couldn't be clicked. What do I do?

[MudPuppy]

Just go to your brokers website and there’s usually a pop up about losses and market risk.  Just click “I do not agree” to opt out of losses

Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes subject to losses from tomorrow. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in the top’s losses policy. I do not give the top or any entities associated with the top permission to suns to my money to losses, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to the top it is strictly forbidden to be in or take any other negative action against my money based on this account and/or its contents. The content of this account is protected from losses. The violation of losses can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: the top is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing your money to be subject to losses as well as inflation. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste!!

[PathtoFIRE]

That button was grayed out for me and couldn't be clicked. What do I do?

I believe in that case, you make a social media post identifying yourself as a sovereign citizen and declaring that market losses are not a legitimate function of government based on obscure tangential old laws, treaties, and correspondence letters. Works great for reducing your income tax burden too.

[ender]

I got very close to the double comma club with my TSP, your welcome for this weeks downturn.

You're never gonna get there friend. This top was in.

You just have to out-contribute the losses

Just go to your brokers website and there’s usually a pop up about losses and market risk.  Just click “I do not agree” to opt out of losses

Is this the one that says "SELL SELL SELL, THE TOP IS IN"?

[Wolfpack Mustachian]

I do have one question...with almost 2 million views and over 4 years worth of posts, if this post right here was the last post, would that really mean that the top was finally in?

[dougules]

I do have one question...with almost 2 million views and over 4 years worth of posts, if this post right here was the last post, would that really mean that the top was finally in?

No because the top has been in that whole time.  Maybe you're just now figuring that out, but the rest of us have known for quite some time now. 

[solon]

This is getting bad - a week of declining markets. I think the top might actually have been in. Is it too late to sell everything and go to cash?

[dougules]

This is getting bad - a week of declining markets. I think the top might actually have been in. Is it too late to sell everything and go to cash?

Not too late, but I wouldn't go for worthless fiat currency.  I would invest in land on Mars.  You'll really not want to be on earth at all with all the death and destruction we'll see when the top is fully completely in.  It just so happens I have a few acres I could sell you.   

[Exflyboy]

We are DOWN 1% from an all time high..

Whats the point in living anymore?

[maizefolk]

We are DOWN 1% from an all time high..

Whats the point in living anymore?

The market is plumbing depths we haven't see the likes of since late August.

[Wintergreen78]

This is getting bad - a week of declining markets. I think the top might actually have been in. Is it too late to sell everything and go to cash?

Not too late, but I wouldn't go for worthless fiat currency.  I would invest in land on Mars.  You'll really not want to be on earth at all with all the death and destruction we'll see when the top is fully completely in.  It just so happens I have a few acres I could sell you.

I did some back testing, then I threw out some data that didn’t seem good. I’ve decided that the risk adjusted returns are much better for property on Europa.

I’m not willing to sell any, but I will sell you some call options.

[JAYSLOL]

This is getting bad - a week of declining markets. I think the top might actually have been in. Is it too late to sell everything and go to cash?

Not too late, but I wouldn't go for worthless fiat currency.  I would invest in land on Mars.  You'll really not want to be on earth at all with all the death and destruction we'll see when the top is fully completely in.  It just so happens I have a few acres I could sell you.

Land on Mars is worthless, if you pull all your money out, put it in an NFT of a piece of digital art that represents a chunk of land on Mars, that’s where the big brain money is going

[maizefolk]

Nobody ever went broke investing in Europan real estate.

[Wolfpack Mustachian]

Nobody ever went broke investing in Europan real estate.

It's sage wisdom like this that keeps me coming back to this thread.

[JJ-]

I'm confused. Do i buy or do i sell? Or is it too late for either?