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solon

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7100 on: September 03, 2020, 02:11:34 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7101 on: September 03, 2020, 02:24:17 PM »
Dishonor.  I guess it's harakiri time again.  Top of my life is in. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7102 on: September 03, 2020, 02:25:21 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?
I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7103 on: September 03, 2020, 02:36:51 PM »
Apple stock dropped 8% today... clearly an impossible hurdle to mount.  :)
Yesterday, the top was in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7104 on: September 03, 2020, 02:45:24 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?
Only if you draw him.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7105 on: September 03, 2020, 03:33:43 PM »
I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

Why do I intrinsically presume it's either Porky Pig or Yosemite Sam speaking when it's spelled that way?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7106 on: September 03, 2020, 03:36:21 PM »
Apple stock dropped 8% today... clearly an impossible hurdle to mount.  :)
Yesterday, the top was in.
I mean, I'm definitely panicking.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7107 on: September 03, 2020, 03:59:46 PM »
Okay that was awesome today. Like a dog shaking after a bath.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7108 on: September 03, 2020, 07:37:33 PM »
What the.....?!!!

I donít come back to this thread for several days and what happens? Posters are running amok and misspelling the name of The Prophet.

Blasphemy! BLASPHEMERS!

The next thing you know posters will be questioning whether the Top Is In! ((heart be still))

Need I remind you all that blasphemy is the road to damnation? Perdition? Sub par returns?!  I think we should all take a moment and reflect on how we can better devote ourselves to the True Path of The Top Is In.

Praise Dow! Blessed be the S+P!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7109 on: September 03, 2020, 07:54:44 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?
I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

The extra e is for eTOP IS IN

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7110 on: September 03, 2020, 08:36:31 PM »
BBBQ top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7111 on: September 03, 2020, 10:45:56 PM »
Fear is back, VIX above 15, XIV breaking down. SPY to follow, earnings will be a reality check.

Only 1,242 days early.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7112 on: September 03, 2020, 11:00:42 PM »
I dunno. Fear gave way to incredulity, then to ambivalence. Does that still count?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7113 on: September 04, 2020, 06:36:20 AM »
This is the worst economic crisis of our lifetimes. Yet 30% of Americans think the economy is fine  - https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/03/economy/economy-perception-pew-study/index.html

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7114 on: September 04, 2020, 08:07:10 AM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?

Honestly since the top is in, hell will probably be better than earth soon. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7115 on: September 04, 2020, 08:09:27 AM »
This is the worst economic crisis of our lifetimes. Yet 30% of Americans think the economy is fine  - https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/03/economy/economy-perception-pew-study/index.html

I've noticed that about 30% of Americans don't believe anything they don't want to believe if it hasn't happened to them or someone very close to them.   It's at the root of our problems.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7116 on: September 04, 2020, 08:59:23 AM »
I KNEW IT!  Top WAS in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7117 on: September 04, 2020, 10:19:11 AM »
I KNEW IT!  Top WAS in.

We have crashed all the way back down to the pre-pandemic top.  This is a disaster. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7118 on: September 04, 2020, 11:02:26 AM »
This is the worst economic crisis of our lifetimes. Yet 30% of Americans think the economy is fine  - https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/03/economy/economy-perception-pew-study/index.html

I've noticed that about 30% of Americans don't believe anything they don't want to believe if it hasn't happened to them or someone very close to them.   It's at the root of our problems.

That's lower than I would expect.  Though I guess don't believe is different than don't care.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7119 on: September 08, 2020, 11:41:08 AM »
THE TOP IS IN


I'm doing the toppy dance as i slide away from it!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7120 on: September 08, 2020, 05:55:25 PM »
top is in

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7121 on: September 08, 2020, 05:59:16 PM »
Getting creamed!  The last time my net worth was this low was...

August 20th.

It's like I'm the same miserable wretch I was back on August 20th.  2.5 weeks wasted with no progress! 

One day I'll remember to tell my kids about that one glorious time back when the top was in. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7122 on: September 08, 2020, 07:27:46 PM »
top is in

Must be in for a rebound tomorrow :)

Long live the mighty Top

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7123 on: September 08, 2020, 07:40:31 PM »
top is in

Must be in for a rebound tomorrow :)

Long live the mighty Top

By rebound you mean cratering all the way down to 2019 levels.  I predict a blood bath.  TOP IS IN.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7124 on: September 09, 2020, 05:56:47 AM »
top is in

Must be in for a rebound tomorrow :)

Long live the mighty Top

You're shittin' me, I just made an IRA contribution this morning.  Should have checked for a thorstach post before I did.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7125 on: September 09, 2020, 08:09:57 AM »
top is in

WHOA!!!!!

THE TOP IS IN


I'm doing the toppy dance as i slide away from it!

Nice call, @UnleashHell.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7126 on: September 09, 2020, 08:13:28 AM »
top is in

Only appropriate to have a 1%+ bounce back after this...

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7127 on: September 09, 2020, 08:44:22 AM »
top is in

Only appropriate to have a 1%+ bounce back after this...

I need it to keep going down for a couple days while I find a buyer for one of my kidneys...

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7128 on: September 09, 2020, 08:56:36 AM »
top is in

Must be in for a rebound tomorrow :)

Long live the mighty Top

thorstach is as reliable as my old Toyota

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7129 on: September 09, 2020, 09:01:24 AM »
top is in

Only appropriate to have a 1%+ bounce back after this...

I need it to keep going down for a couple days while I find a buyer for one of my kidneys...

This guy might be interested :)

https://local.theonion.com/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys-to-h-1819594700

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7130 on: September 09, 2020, 10:47:48 AM »
Thorstach is right.  They market is way down today.  TOP IS IN!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7131 on: September 09, 2020, 10:49:21 AM »
Thorstach is right.  They market is way down today.  TOP IS IN!

Ha!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7132 on: September 09, 2020, 11:00:25 AM »
top is in

Yessssss! Yesterday morning I was thinking that I felt a disturbance in the force* and maybe it would be a good idea to rebalance and buy more. So I did.

And whatttaya know? The Oracle confirms. And Lo, and Behold the markets take notice and the universe again returns to balance.

*(it might have been the Chile Colorado and beans I had for breakfast. Cereal is for wusses.)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7133 on: September 09, 2020, 12:25:46 PM »
top is in

Only appropriate to have a 1%+ bounce back after this...

I need it to keep going down for a couple days while I find a buyer for one of my kidneys...

This guy might be interested :)

https://local.theonion.com/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys-to-h-1819594700

I have a tough time reading The Onion these days because in 2020 a lot of the stories seem plausible.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7134 on: September 09, 2020, 12:40:12 PM »
top is in

Only appropriate to have a 1%+ bounce back after this...

I need it to keep going down for a couple days while I find a buyer for one of my kidneys...

This guy might be interested :)

https://local.theonion.com/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys-to-h-1819594700

I have a tough time reading The Onion these days because in 2020 a lot of the stories seem plausible.

The Onion posted an article about Aunt Jemima being replaced. Less than a week later, Quaker actually announced a brand name change.

That's thorstach level prognostication.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7135 on: September 09, 2020, 03:18:25 PM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7136 on: September 09, 2020, 03:21:43 PM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

Well, if that doesn't top everything!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7137 on: September 09, 2020, 03:39:44 PM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

Impossible, Thorstach is clearly an advanced artificial intelligence with computational and predictive powers far more advanced than any human.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7138 on: September 09, 2020, 03:39:57 PM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

At that time if anyone says to you, ĎLook, here is the prophet!í or, ĎI am he!í do not believe it. For false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7139 on: September 09, 2020, 04:48:17 PM »
No one who claims to be Thorstach is actually Thorstach. That is just ridiculous.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7140 on: September 09, 2020, 04:49:26 PM »
top is in

Only appropriate to have a 1%+ bounce back after this...

Correction.  2% .

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7141 on: September 09, 2020, 05:55:27 PM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

I AM THORSTACH

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7142 on: September 09, 2020, 08:57:02 PM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

I AM THORSTACH

I think we are all Thorstach.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7143 on: September 09, 2020, 11:12:53 PM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

Hmm

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7144 on: September 10, 2020, 12:25:47 AM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

I AM THORSTACH

I AM THORSTACH AND SO IS MY WIFE!
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7145 on: September 10, 2020, 06:05:05 AM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

I AM THORSTACH

I AM THORSTACH AND SO IS MY WIFE!
I AM THORSTACH AND SO IS MY DOG

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7146 on: September 10, 2020, 07:54:51 AM »
I actually created a second profile some time ago....

.......I think itís now safe to reveal.....

I, my friends am.....THORSTACH!!

I AM THORSTACH

I AM THORSTACH AND SO IS MY WIFE!
I AM THORSTACH AND SO IS MY DOG

I AM SPARTACUS THORSTACH!!!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7147 on: September 10, 2020, 07:56:00 AM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7148 on: September 10, 2020, 02:38:22 PM »
Maybe the real Thorstach was the friends we made along the way.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7149 on: September 10, 2020, 03:28:31 PM »
THORSTACH is a state of being my friends......were two or more are gathered for investment sakes, THORSTACH will be there