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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7050 on: August 21, 2020, 06:05:07 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
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Head and shoulders above the rest...

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7051 on: August 21, 2020, 06:24:21 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7052 on: August 21, 2020, 08:17:36 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7053 on: August 21, 2020, 10:42:40 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7054 on: August 21, 2020, 11:01:48 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7055 on: August 21, 2020, 11:53:40 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7056 on: August 24, 2020, 08:20:05 AM »
NASDAQ and S&P500 just set new intraday records top is not in and  the bottom looks so far away!



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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7057 on: August 24, 2020, 09:46:15 AM »
Indeed the stonks are putting in a fresh top as we speak

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7058 on: August 24, 2020, 03:33:27 PM »
Did we Top The Topís Top Top or what?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7059 on: August 24, 2020, 03:41:31 PM »
Two new records:
S&P 500 3431.28.    NASDAQ 11379.72


Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7ymXAcRQ


Top is still not in!


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7060 on: August 24, 2020, 04:09:54 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7061 on: August 24, 2020, 05:43:31 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.
The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7062 on: August 24, 2020, 06:12:07 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.
The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7063 on: August 24, 2020, 07:09:38 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.
The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

Not if you take your portfolio from Zero to Mach 3

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7064 on: August 24, 2020, 10:18:44 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.
The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

Not if you take your portfolio from Zero to Mach 3

I just read it again, and yeah, fuzzy logic.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7065 on: August 25, 2020, 12:58:05 PM »
Two new records:
S&P 500 3431.28.    NASDAQ 11379.72


Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7ymXAcRQ
Still Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows.  Looks like another TOPPY day..... S&P 500 344362.    NASDAQ 11466.47

Top is still not in!
« Last Edit: August 25, 2020, 02:28:55 PM by aboatguy »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7066 on: August 25, 2020, 07:18:27 PM »
I'm pretty sure thorstache ghost wrote This article. It provides a graph driven way to time the market and know when to sell your positions.
https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/identifying-head-and-shoulders-patterns-stock-charts?cid=23647266|1174031|127459130|264102624

Also, it will apparently tell you when your portfolio has dandruff.

You should just brush off advice like that.

Yeah, that kind of advise is probably pretty flaky.

I've been conditioned to ignore fluff pieces like that.

Toupee is in?
f

Head and shoulders above the rest...

My ears always pert up when these things come along.

Good!   Some people work up a real lather.

Follow this advice and nothing can shave you.

I bristle at that advice!

Yeah. Puts me on Edge. Have to tell myself *Don't Gillette that get to you..

I feel like it only scratches the surface anyway.
The strategy supposedly beats index funds, but I suspect just by a hair.

Best take the advice - with companies working on such razor thin margins you are likely to get burned.

Not if you take your portfolio from Zero to Mach 3

I just read it again, and yeah, fuzzy logic.

So you're saying that the top is the best a man can get?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7067 on: August 25, 2020, 08:12:49 PM »
So you're saying that the top is the best a man can get?

No, you're thinking of "the top is off", not "the top is in".   :)


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7068 on: August 26, 2020, 08:52:45 AM »
So you're saying that the top is the best a man can get?

No, you're thinking of "the top is off", not "the top is in".   :)

No, no.  You mean the TIP is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7069 on: August 26, 2020, 09:33:07 AM »
Exxon's DOW top is in.



S&P 500 3457.18.  NASDAQ 11588.95.   Intraday records.  The 2020 BULL Recession  TOP is still not in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7070 on: August 27, 2020, 08:56:49 AM »
Every thing is up right now.  I heard on  Bloomberg business this morning that it is a buy everything market.    I'd rather wait for a sale however, I'll continue to invest into my retirement account every payday.


Bull Recession of 2020 seems to have an edge, hopefully that edge doesn't give me close shave.


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7072 on: August 27, 2020, 11:33:22 AM »
thorstach for fed chair!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7073 on: August 27, 2020, 01:31:59 PM »
Every thing is up right now.  I heard on  Bloomberg business this morning that it is a buy everything market.    I'd rather wait for a sale however, I'll continue to invest into my retirement account every payday.


Bull Recession of 2020 seems to have an edge, hopefully that edge doesn't give me close shave.

Not bonds.... bond top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7074 on: August 27, 2020, 01:48:14 PM »
thorstach for fed chair!

A prophet for fed chair? That would be interesting.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7075 on: August 27, 2020, 02:19:12 PM »
Top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7076 on: August 27, 2020, 02:41:02 PM »
thorstach for fed chair!

A prophet for fed chair? That would be interesting.

not a prophet.
The Emissary!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7077 on: August 27, 2020, 03:08:37 PM »
thorstach for fed chair!

A prophet for fed chair? That would be interesting.

not a prophet.
The Emissary!

I mean, it was over three years ago now that he told us the top would be in. And look! It is in as I write this. Think of the sagacity, the insight required, to call the top over three years ago and to be correct. Not many people could pull that off.


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7078 on: August 28, 2020, 07:31:43 AM »
BLOOMBERG Business just announced it was another buy everything market day.   ....   


However, as already announced probably not bonds.... 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7079 on: August 28, 2020, 07:34:16 AM »
]New NASDAQ  11686.83 and SP 500 3493.25 intraday records....
Will they stick the landing?  Thank you Fed for printing Dolla Dolla Bills!


« Last Edit: August 28, 2020, 07:42:01 AM by aboatguy »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7080 on: August 28, 2020, 07:44:25 AM »
what could go wrong:

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7081 on: August 28, 2020, 09:45:56 AM »
Well given that the top is in we already know everything is going to go wrong. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7082 on: August 28, 2020, 12:53:10 PM »
S&P 500 over 3500.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7083 on: September 02, 2020, 02:37:32 PM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7084 on: September 02, 2020, 03:14:27 PM »
These guys get it. BUMP
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=5472595#p5472595

Everything exerts downward pressure on stock prices, the top is just around the corner. Market timing is just about getting the timescale right. Don't just time it, leverage the shit out of your timing!

The top is dead. Long live Top!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7085 on: September 02, 2020, 04:26:36 PM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7086 on: September 02, 2020, 05:01:09 PM »
Crap, was I supposed to be at 3x leverage this whole time?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7087 on: September 02, 2020, 05:05:48 PM »
Crap, was I supposed to be at 3x leverage this whole time?

"@ 5x Fire Budget, 8x current spend"

Sounds to me like you are currently leveraged somewhere between 0.125X and 0.2X...

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7088 on: September 03, 2020, 09:47:16 AM »
I picked a horrible day to go 3x leverage

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7089 on: September 03, 2020, 10:19:46 AM »
I picked a horrible day to go 3x leverage

Well we told you the top was in. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7090 on: September 03, 2020, 11:19:34 AM »
I picked a horrible day to go 3x leverage

Well we told you the top was in.

LOL. Thorstach has been winning for hours now.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7091 on: September 03, 2020, 12:10:10 PM »
I knew it.. I'm getting in line for the soup kitchen and DW is writing out her application for the Victorian work house..

Apparently they have a dress code.. I believe it was a yellow dress so they could identify you easily and point out your shame for daring to be poor!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7092 on: September 03, 2020, 02:03:03 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7093 on: September 03, 2020, 02:10:14 PM »
The market giveth and the market taketh away. Blessed be the name of the market.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7094 on: September 03, 2020, 02:11:34 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7095 on: September 03, 2020, 02:24:17 PM »
Dishonor.  I guess it's harakiri time again.  Top of my life is in. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7096 on: September 03, 2020, 02:25:21 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?
I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7097 on: September 03, 2020, 02:36:51 PM »
Apple stock dropped 8% today... clearly an impossible hurdle to mount.  :)
Yesterday, the top was in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7098 on: September 03, 2020, 02:45:24 PM »
Uh oh.  Market is down like 4%. Thorstache warned us.  Fear is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kLQ-WPKQ

Did we decide if misspelling Thorstach's name is a punishable offense? Can you go to hell for insulting the Prophet?
Only if you draw him.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #7099 on: September 03, 2020, 03:33:43 PM »
I mean, it's not like he spelled it Thorestach.

Why do I intrinsically presume it's either Porky Pig or Yosemite Sam speaking when it's spelled that way?