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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2750 on: April 13, 2018, 11:13:35 AM »


Top is in time to sell before Jason arrives!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2751 on: April 17, 2018, 07:33:59 AM »
Okay everyone, I am finally back in the green until Trump's next tweet.

I told you this was all going to work out fine. Everyone was getting all worried and all. I said, be cool, think long term, and things will bounce back.

Sheesh.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2752 on: April 17, 2018, 07:52:33 AM »
Bottom was in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2753 on: April 17, 2018, 08:02:36 AM »
Okay everyone, I am finally back in the green until Trump's next tweet.

I told you this was all going to work out fine. Everyone was getting all worried and all. I said, be cool, think long term, and things will bounce back.

Sheesh.

Translation: Top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2754 on: April 17, 2018, 10:22:06 AM »
I can't believe this hasn't come up yet, it's so topical.

Mac: Can a twink be a top or is that reserved for bears?

Dennis Reynolds: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.

Frank Reynolds: What's a power bottom?



I was wondering if anybody else was following with all this talk of tops and bears, and then to top it all off, the picture of a construction worker with his arms around Robin. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2755 on: April 17, 2018, 02:01:51 PM »
2700 today! It will be nice to be back on top again!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2756 on: April 17, 2018, 06:49:41 PM »
2709 actually.. A mere 163 points from the previous top..:)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2757 on: April 17, 2018, 07:02:20 PM »
2709 actually.. A mere 163 points from the previous top..:)

Optimistic - - plus "Top is in" would continue as soon as we hit 2873 and that is the true meaning of life.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2758 on: April 17, 2018, 07:03:15 PM »
We are on the verge of seeing the Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (PIG GOAT MOAT)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2759 on: April 17, 2018, 08:48:32 PM »
We are on the verge of seeing the Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (PIG GOAT MOAT)

Space Bacon Cat, The Intergalactic Lord of The Top agrees, unless the Top is in, in which case the top is in. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2760 on: April 18, 2018, 07:22:08 AM »
We are on the verge of seeing the Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (PIG GOAT MOAT)

Probably because it's a Falsely Announced Thorstach Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (FAT PIG GOAT MOAT) which Failed At Reaching Top Status (FARTS)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2761 on: April 18, 2018, 07:27:28 AM »
Given that this thread was started with a prediction that the top is in due to VIX spiking, I'm going to just leave this here:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-the-vix-suggests-the-stock-market-low-is-in-2018-04-17

(Summary, VIX says Bottom is In)

I swear, reading the tea leaves never gets old.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2762 on: April 18, 2018, 07:29:51 AM »
We are on the verge of seeing the Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (PIG GOAT MOAT)

Probably because it's a Falsely Announced Thorstach Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (FAT PIG GOAT MOAT) which Failed At Reaching Top Status (FARTS)
curious - are you RE?  Reason I ask is that it seems to take a great deal of time to come up with such 'clever' acronyms for what is such a very important* thread.
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2763 on: April 18, 2018, 07:35:27 AM »
We are on the verge of seeing the Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (PIG GOAT MOAT)

Probably because it's a Falsely Announced Thorstach Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (FAT PIG GOAT MOAT) which Failed At Reaching Top Status (FARTS)
curious - are you RE?  Reason I ask is that it seems to take a great deal of time to come up with such 'clever' acronyms for what is such a very important* thread.

No, just good at procrastinating via this forum

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2764 on: April 18, 2018, 08:03:33 AM »
The VIX, TLT, DXY, SPY, QQQ and the Dow are showing the greatest of all time mother of all tops (GOAT MOAT) is in.

The S&P 500 is up 2% since this post.
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2765 on: April 18, 2018, 10:17:35 AM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2766 on: April 18, 2018, 07:04:26 PM »
We are on the verge of seeing the Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (PIG GOAT MOAT)

Probably because it's a Falsely Announced Thorstach Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (FAT PIG GOAT MOAT) which Failed At Reaching Top Status (FARTS)
curious - are you RE?  Reason I ask is that it seems to take a great deal of time to come up with such 'clever' acronyms for what is such a very important* thread.

For some of us, this thread is a pretty good side hustle.  Itís putting my kid through college

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2767 on: April 18, 2018, 07:14:38 PM »
Congrats to everyone when we hit Dow 25,000 again this week!

Never stop ramping.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2768 on: April 19, 2018, 09:15:29 AM »
We are on the verge of seeing the Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (PIG GOAT MOAT)

Probably because it's a Falsely Announced Thorstach Primary Intergalactic Gigantic Greatest of all Time Mother of All Tops (FAT PIG GOAT MOAT) which Failed At Reaching Top Status (FARTS)
curious - are you RE?  Reason I ask is that it seems to take a great deal of time to come up with such 'clever' acronyms for what is such a very important* thread.

For some of us, this thread is a pretty good side hustle.  Itís putting my kid through college

Bovine university?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2770 on: April 19, 2018, 09:27:14 AM »
You donít expect us to swallow this tripe?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2771 on: April 19, 2018, 09:28:29 AM »
You don’t expect us to swallow this tripe?
What if he simmers it for a year in a stew of GOAT and bullshit?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2772 on: April 19, 2018, 09:59:23 AM »
I love me some goat. Especially curried.

Its a top dish
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2773 on: April 19, 2018, 10:00:32 AM »
Everybody watch out for the Bart Simpson pattern. It's been described as the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, by some. (Me.)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2774 on: April 19, 2018, 10:14:23 AM »
Everybody watch out for the Bart Simpson pattern. It's been described as the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, by some. (Me.)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2775 on: April 19, 2018, 10:35:46 AM »
I love me some goat. Especially curried.

Its a top dish

I prefer jerk.  I had a Jamaican friend do up some jerk goat many years ago, yum.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2776 on: April 19, 2018, 06:13:51 PM »
The market is about to jerk downwards!!!  Top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2777 on: April 19, 2018, 06:49:12 PM »
"nisi pot" in latin means* "but the pot".



Pot the But is in.



(*means = google translate but let's not let facts get in the way of a "good" story. Facts top is in)
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2778 on: April 19, 2018, 07:00:35 PM »
Everybody watch out for the Bart Simpson pattern. It's been described as the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, by some. (Me.)

https://steemit-production-imageproxy-upload.s3.amazonaws.com/DQme9Wky94CRdiqyN7LE1XtKw2V5KvHhPXfUfa9SNRGBLuD

This is a Classic OngoingWave signal.  Donít have a COW

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2779 on: April 19, 2018, 07:16:27 PM »
I'm not worthy.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2780 on: April 20, 2018, 10:54:44 AM »
The market is about to jerk downwards!!!  Top is in.

Yes! -10000 m/s^3

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2781 on: April 20, 2018, 12:49:14 PM »
Diamond top pattern is in. Bear approaching.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2782 on: April 21, 2018, 07:15:46 AM »
Everybody watch out for the Bart Simpson pattern. It's been described as the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, by some. (Me.)

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2783 on: April 23, 2018, 04:04:21 AM »
Iphone X top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2784 on: April 24, 2018, 12:05:53 PM »
Okay everyone, I am finally back in the green until Trump's next tweet.

I told you this was all going to work out fine. Everyone was getting all worried and all. I said, be cool, think long term, and things will bounce back.

Sheesh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2785 on: April 24, 2018, 01:05:44 PM »
Okay everyone, I am finally back in the green until Trump's next tweet.

I told you this was all going to work out fine. Everyone was getting all worried and all. I said, be cool, think long term, and things will bounce back.

Sheesh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you see the irony of quoting about the need for long term thinking from a week ago
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2786 on: April 24, 2018, 01:40:32 PM »
2,635 as of this writing.  If it drops below 2,500 I should hit a rebalancing band. Top is in!

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2787 on: April 24, 2018, 05:27:17 PM »
2,635 as of this writing.  If it drops below 2,500 I should hit a rebalancing band. Top is in!

2165 as of right now.  I have 2164 jellybeans.  2163 and falling

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2788 on: April 25, 2018, 09:16:42 AM »
Miscellaneous numbers as of writing this. This may be my last communication. Selling all assets including computer because the top is in.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2789 on: April 25, 2018, 10:18:36 AM »
Miscellaneous numbers as of writing this. This may be my last communication. Selling all assets including computer because the top is in.
You should consider an investment in weasels. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2790 on: April 25, 2018, 02:18:41 PM »
Miscellaneous numbers as of writing this. This may be my last communication. Selling all assets including computer because the top is in.
You should consider an investment in weasels.

Weasel market is in a classic bubble.  Top is in.  For weasels.
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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2791 on: April 25, 2018, 02:21:06 PM »
Miscellaneous numbers as of writing this. This may be my last communication. Selling all assets including computer because the top is in.
You should consider an investment in weasels.
Top is never in for weasels!  But, buy the dip!

Weasel market is in a classic bubble.  Top is in.  For weasels.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2792 on: April 25, 2018, 02:45:57 PM »
Miscellaneous numbers as of writing this. This may be my last communication. Selling all assets including computer because the top is in.
You should consider an investment in weasels.

Weasel market is in a classic bubble.  Top is in.  For weasels.

Source?

My guy says weasels are poised for a breakout.


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2793 on: April 26, 2018, 11:13:06 AM »
Miscellaneous numbers as of writing this. This may be my last communication. Selling all assets including computer because the top is in.
You should consider an investment in weasels.

Weasel market is in a classic bubble.  Top is in.  For weasels.

Source?

My guy says weasels are poised for a breakout.



I've heard of dead cat bounces but never an angry weasel glide. 

I'd say the top is in for that weasel because the WWC (Weasel weight coefficient) is clearly much higher than the BLF (bird lift factor) can support. 

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2794 on: April 26, 2018, 11:20:56 AM »
Miscellaneous numbers as of writing this. This may be my last communication. Selling all assets including computer because the top is in.
You should consider an investment in weasels.

Weasel market is in a classic bubble.  Top is in.  For weasels.

Source?

My guy says weasels are poised for a breakout.



I've heard of dead cat bounces but never an angry weasel glide. 

I'd say the top is in for that weasel because the WWC (Weasel weight coefficient) is clearly much higher than the BLF (bird lift factor) can support.

Unless it's an african swallow...

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2795 on: April 26, 2018, 12:32:57 PM »

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2796 on: April 26, 2018, 02:41:42 PM »
@KTG, keep holding on, you can do it.  Breathe, buddy.  You got this. 

You've got to have some agony in reserve for the S&P 2400-2500 range!    :)

Joking aside, glad you're sticking with us.


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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2797 on: April 26, 2018, 02:51:16 PM »
Happy Top-aversary!!  It's been 3 months without a new high since 1/26/18.  Is it OK to post Topless Pics on here?

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2798 on: April 26, 2018, 03:38:57 PM »
In all seriousness, what qualifies as a top? I say six months without a top topifies the prior top, but perhaps there's an official definition.

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Re: Top is in
« Reply #2799 on: April 26, 2018, 04:36:06 PM »
In all seriousness, what qualifies as a top? I say six months without a top topifies the prior top, but perhaps there's an official definition.

The definition of Top is clear: When the market (of your choice - but usually the S&P500) reaches it's highest point - i.e. a point it will never go higher than. That is the Top. It might have been back in January.

The weird thing about the Top is that we'll never know if it is truly the Top.