Top is in

[Glenstache]

Correction is in!

Do you mean, a detox period as we get rid of that pesky government spending? A reset, or transitional period, as some have called it?

[Glenstache]

"Bullish market? No, I thought you said Bullshit market?" ... and the top was in, yet again!

[BicycleB]

I was going to sell all my stock tomorrow and buy crypto beanie babies but my schedule looks busy.

Procrastination top is in!

[ChpBstrd]

I was going to sell all my stock tomorrow and buy crypto beanie babies but my schedule looks busy.

Procrastination top is in!

How do I buy crypto beanie baby NFTs? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY?

[GuitarStv]

I was going to sell all my stock tomorrow and buy crypto beanie babies but my schedule looks busy.

Procrastination top is in!

How do I buy crypto beanie baby NFTs? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY?

https://futurism.com/the-byte/beanie-babies-nfts

[41_swish]

I was going to sell all my stock tomorrow and buy crypto beanie babies but my schedule looks busy.

Procrastination top is in!

How do I buy crypto beanie baby NFTs? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY?

Here is the deal with beanie baby NFTs, you can make more of them. The whole point of the beanie baby portfolio is that there is a finite amount of beanie babies and as a result they will only go to the moon. You can just make more NFTs

[ChpBstrd]

I was going to sell all my stock tomorrow and buy crypto beanie babies but my schedule looks busy.

Procrastination top is in!

How do I buy crypto beanie baby NFTs? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY?

Here is the deal with beanie baby NFTs, you can make more of them. The whole point of the beanie baby portfolio is that there is a finite amount of beanie babies and as a result they will only go to the moon. You can just make more NFTs

But the Top Was In for beanie babies in about 1999, right? Are you saying the BB Top is NOT in? Or are you saying the sky's the limit for NFTs of BBs? Plus, should I be concerned that I can still buy physical BB's and they seem to be still manufactured?

Securities analysis was child's play compared to this stuff.

[41_swish]

The beanie baby top is NOT in. In fact, this is the bottom. There is literally a finite and ever decreasing amount of them. As supply goes down and demand goes up, beanie babies will be worth more and more.

[GuitarStv]

Beanie baby bottom:

[Heckler]

Beanie baby bottom:

lol

[41_swish]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

[ChpBstrd]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

BB noob question: How do you obtain a continuous stream of quotes?

[Heckler]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

BB noob question: How do you obtain a continuous stream of quotes?

Noob.  You check twice a day, just like stonks.

https://www.ebay.ca/b/Original-Beanie-Babies/19205/bn_1893223

[Villanelle]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

While this sounds comfy, sleeping on beanie babies crushes them, reducing their value. 

[GuitarStv]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

While this sounds comfy, sleeping on beanie babies crushes them, reducing their value.

Correct.  It's better to sleep on beanie bags for this reason:

[Villanelle]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

While this sounds comfy, sleeping on beanie babies crushes them, reducing their value.

Correct.  It's better to sleep on beanie bags for this reason:

I never thought I'd see *you* posting about the value of sleeping on something soft.  Floor-sleeping top is in!

[GuitarStv]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

While this sounds comfy, sleeping on beanie babies crushes them, reducing their value.

Correct.  It's better to sleep on beanie bags for this reason:

I never thought I'd see *you* posting about the value of sleeping on something soft.  Floor-sleeping top is in!

I think the official calculus of comfortable sleeping goes something like:

Moving Cheese Grater < Lego < Beanie Babies < Concrete < Mattress with Springs < Beanie Bags < Hard Foam Mattress < Carpet on Floor

[41_swish]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

BB noob question: How do you obtain a continuous stream of quotes?

They are always on ebay for obnoxious prices. Someone will buy them

[41_swish]

That is my dream bed for real

[Psychstache]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

[EscapeVelocity2020]

You guys are sleeping on my beanie babies. That dumb 401(k) and 403(b) and Roth IRA are just getting slaughtered right now. You know what isn't? The 14 ten-gallon containers of beanie babies taking up space in my living room

While this sounds comfy, sleeping on beanie babies crushes them, reducing their value.

Correct.  It's better to sleep on beanie bags for this reason:

What is that flammable rectangle of papers in her hands?  The top is in and she's taking all the risks - I'm betting that beanie bag goes up in an instantaneous mushroom cloud of fire and smoke...

[Heckler]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/investing/us-stocks-tariff-uncertainty-volatility/index.html

Tracking major US stock indexes since President Donald Trump took office
As of the last market close, the S&P was down 7.7%, the Dow was down 5.5% and the Nasdaq was down 12.3% in Trump's second term.

speaking of flammable piles....

[EscapeVelocity2020]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/investing/us-stocks-tariff-uncertainty-volatility/index.html

Tracking major US stock indexes since President Donald Trump took office
As of the last market close, the S&P was down 7.7%, the Dow was down 5.5% and the Nasdaq was down 12.3% in Trump's second term.

speaking of flammable piles....

Trump just threw the match...  fwoom!  Goodbye pile of cash

[MrGreen]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/investing/us-stocks-tariff-uncertainty-volatility/index.html

Tracking major US stock indexes since President Donald Trump took office
As of the last market close, the S&P was down 7.7%, the Dow was down 5.5% and the Nasdaq was down 12.3% in Trump's second term.

speaking of flammable piles....

Tarriff top is in!
Trump just threw the match...  fwoom!  Goodbye pile of cash

[GuitarStv]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/investing/us-stocks-tariff-uncertainty-volatility/index.html

Tracking major US stock indexes since President Donald Trump took office
As of the last market close, the S&P was down 7.7%, the Dow was down 5.5% and the Nasdaq was down 12.3% in Trump's second term.

speaking of flammable piles....

Trump just threw the match...  fwoom!  Goodbye pile of cash

Tarriff top is in!

If only . . .

[mistymoney]

tomorrow will be fun, yes?

[ATtiny85]

tomorrow will be fun, yes?

Should be. I retired a couple weeks ago, every single day is fun. More so now that I don’t have to worry about losing my job no matter what the markets do.

[ScreamingHeadGuy]

Aww shit.  Someone tell me about VIX breaking down….

[41_swish]

I can't wait to open Yahoo Finance tomorrow and see the S&P 500 down 4% and audibly say "oh fuck"

[ChpBstrd]

tomorrow will be fun, yes?

Should be. I retired a couple weeks ago, every single day is fun. More so now that I don’t have to worry about losing my job no matter what the markets do.

Sounds like you understood the top was in, and invested accordingly!

[MrGreen]

I can't wait to open Yahoo Finance tomorrow and see the S&P 500 down 4% and audibly say "oh fuck"

You nailed it! Lol

[dividendman]

I can't wait to open Yahoo Finance tomorrow and see the S&P 500 down 4% and audibly say "oh fuck"

You nailed it! Lol

Nicely done! Now that the Top is in we can all relax.

[waltworks]

Gallows humor top still coming!

[GuitarStv]

Gallows humor top still coming!

Gallows humour tends to be steady at the top, followed by an abrupt and short decline.

[jeromedawg]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/investing/us-stocks-tariff-uncertainty-volatility/index.html

Tracking major US stock indexes since President Donald Trump took office
As of the last market close, the S&P was down 7.7%, the Dow was down 5.5% and the Nasdaq was down 12.3% in Trump's second term.

speaking of flammable piles....

Trump just threw the match...  fwoom!  Goodbye pile of cash

That's too bad - now I am no longer able to fund my planned Cybertruck purchase...

[GuitarStv]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/investing/us-stocks-tariff-uncertainty-volatility/index.html

Tracking major US stock indexes since President Donald Trump took office
As of the last market close, the S&P was down 7.7%, the Dow was down 5.5% and the Nasdaq was down 12.3% in Trump's second term.

speaking of flammable piles....

Trump just threw the match...  fwoom!  Goodbye pile of cash

That's too bad - now I am no longer able to fund my planned Cybertruck purchase...

Purchasing cybertrucks is a suckers bet.  You can just cruise the highways looking for pieces that have flown off and assemble your own like a kit car.

[solon]

I've started looking at Teslas. I heard the used prices are coming down and people are having trouble giving them away. But when I look for one, they're still a bit above my tastes.

So Tesla Top isn't in.

[41_swish]

Okay, even my beanie baby fund is getting murdered... top was definitely in

[mistymoney]

I can't wait to open Yahoo Finance tomorrow and see the S&P 500 down 4% and audibly say "oh fuck"

You nailed it! Lol

Not to be too picky here, but the prediction was pretty derivitive from the post-market activity last night.

[MrGreen]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/investing/us-stocks-tariff-uncertainty-volatility/index.html

Tracking major US stock indexes since President Donald Trump took office
As of the last market close, the S&P was down 7.7%, the Dow was down 5.5% and the Nasdaq was down 12.3% in Trump's second term.

speaking of flammable piles....

Trump just threw the match...  fwoom!  Goodbye pile of cash

That's too bad - now I am no longer able to fund my planned Cybertruck purchase...

Purchasing cybertrucks is a suckers bet.  You can just cruise the highways looking for pieces that have flown off and assemble your own like a kit car.

I seriously LOLed. Awesome.

[Glenstache]

[41_swish]

I can't wait to open Yahoo Finance tomorrow and see the S&P 500 down 4% and audibly say "oh fuck"

You nailed it! Lol

Not to be too picky here, but the prediction was pretty derivitive from the post-market activity last night.

can't let me have anything :(

[mistymoney]

I can't wait to open Yahoo Finance tomorrow and see the S&P 500 down 4% and audibly say "oh fuck"

You nailed it! Lol

Not to be too picky here, but the prediction was pretty derivitive from the post-market activity last night.

can't let me have anything :(

sorry! great prescience!

[vand]

If he's not careful we're going to be retweeting those "Dow 30k!" tweets from Trump's first term.

[windytrail]

egg bottom is in...anyone buying the dip?

[GuitarStv]

I only eat Fabergé eggs, and their price never really went up all that much.

[zolotiyeruki]

Gallows humor top still coming!

Gallows humour tends to be steady at the top, followed by an abrupt and short decline.

A short drop and a sudden stop, right?

[GuitarStv]

Gallows humor top still coming!

Gallows humour tends to be steady at the top, followed by an abrupt and short decline.

A short drop and a sudden stop, right?

:P

[Zamboni]

Lol at the image of your avatar eating a Fabergé egg.

And glad we are all hanging together through this.

[EscapeVelocity2020]

If @thorstach doesn't get back in here soon and say 'nailed it', they really will have missed an opportunity...