Top is in

[Phenix]

Nikkei at all time high
SP500 is 5102.00

It has to be a TRAP.


Thorstach, is it  too late to sell everything, hit the liquor stores and supermarkets to hoard 18 year old spring water, TP, and Ramen?

TRAP =
Thorstach is Really Always Perfect?
Thorstach Ruins All Portfolios?
Thorstach Rightly Advises People?

Thorstach Regressive Algorithm Parabola

[aboatguy]

SP500 is now 5095.25 .
So it is now too late for me to lock in those gains.  Top is in.

[ATtiny85]

Nikkei at all time high
SP500 is 5102.00

It has to be a TRAP.


Thorstach, is it  too late to sell everything, hit the liquor stores and supermarkets to hoard 18 year old spring water, TP, and Ramen?

TRAP =
Thorstach is Really Always Perfect?
Thorstach Ruins All Portfolios?
Thorstach Rightly Advises People?

Thorstach Regressive Algorithm Parabola

That's a conic post.

[techwiz]

That's a conic post.

The Conic Top is in!

[JAYSLOL]

Nikkei at all time high
SP500 is 5102.00

It has to be a TRAP.


Thorstach, is it  too late to sell everything, hit the liquor stores and supermarkets to hoard 18 year old spring water, TP, and Ramen?

TRAP =
Thorstach is Really Always Perfect?
Thorstach Ruins All Portfolios?
Thorstach Rightly Advises People?

Thorstach Regressive Algorithm Parabola

Thorium Radioactivity Absorption Plan

[Radagast]

Nikkei top is in after 35 years.

Now that's top news

This is one of the signs of atopalypse

Atopalypse now!

da da da da Can't Top This

[Radagast]

Nikkei at all time high
SP500 is 5102.00

It has to be a TRAP.


Thorstach, is it  too late to sell everything, hit the liquor stores and supermarkets to hoard 18 year old spring water, TP, and Ramen?

TRAP =
Thorstach is Really Always Perfect?
Thorstach Ruins All Portfolios?
Thorstach Rightly Advises People?

Thorstach Regressive Algorithm Parabola

Thorium Radioactivity Absorption Plan

Thorstach Retroactively Ascertains Prices

Thorstach Reliably Ascends Peaks

[thorstach]

AI bubble overblown, rates higher for longer, market breadth deteriorating, SPY to follow.

Oh, and inflation adjusted GOAT MOAT is still in.

[Radagast]

thorstach, everyone believes in you now. Do you believe in yourself?

[Heckler]

[Wolfpack Mustachian]

thorstach, everyone believes in you now. Do you believe in yourself?

If we didn't believe in thorstach at his worst, we don't deserve him at his best

[solon]

AI bubble overblown, rates higher for longer, market breadth deteriorating, SPY to follow.

Oh, and inflation adjusted GOAT MOAT is still in.

Just like the OP Thorstach quote, I'm trying to decide: 1) what this even means, 2) is he serious about it, 3) or is he mocking technical analysis?

[ChpBstrd]

AI bubble overblown, rates higher for longer, market breadth deteriorating, SPY to follow.

Oh, and inflation adjusted GOAT MOAT is still in.

Just like the OP Thorstach quote, I'm trying to decide: 1) what this even means, 2) is he serious about it, 3) or is he mocking technical analysis?

@solon you're looking at it from the wrong angle. It is a mystery of faith.

[Wintergreen78]

AI bubble overblown, rates higher for longer, market breadth deteriorating, SPY to follow.

Oh, and inflation adjusted GOAT MOAT is still in.

Just like the OP Thorstach quote, I'm trying to decide: 1) what this even means, 2) is he serious about it, 3) or is he mocking technical analysis?

@solon you're looking at it from the wrong angle. It is a mystery of faith.

I almost missed a Thorstach post! I got distracted by all the pictures in the thread.

So now, in addition to VIX and XIV, we need to consider breadth and the “AI bubble”? Is there even a chart for the AI bubble? How can it matter if it doesn’t have a chart with trend lines and candles and stuff?

I’m beginning to think Thorstach is just messing with people.

[techwiz]

Is there even a chart for the AI bubble?

Bubble Top is in! all down from here.

[Alternatepriorities]

AI bubble overblown, rates higher for longer, market breadth deteriorating, SPY to follow.

Oh, and inflation adjusted GOAT MOAT is still in.

Just like the OP Thorstach quote, I'm trying to decide: 1) what this even means, 2) is he serious about it, 3) or is he mocking technical analysis?

@solon you're looking at it from the wrong angle. It is a mystery of faith.

I almost missed a Thorstach post! I got distracted by all the pictures in the thread.

So now, in addition to VIX and XIV, we need to consider breadth and the “AI bubble”? Is there even a chart for the AI bubble? How can it matter if it doesn’t have a chart with trend lines and candles and stuff?

I’m beginning to think Thorstach is just messing with people.

What is Thorstach is the first true AI?

[dragoncar]

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was sat at the Bloomberg terminal with my lord thorstach
Across the dark screen flashed trades from my portfolio.
For each trade, I noticed two sets of butt prints in the chair,
One belonging to me and one to thorstach.

After the last trade of my portfolio flashed before me,
I thought back at the butt prints in the chair.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my portfolio,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of butt prints.

This really troubled me, so I asked thorstach about it.
"Thorstach, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd sit with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of the market,
there was only one set of butt prints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of butt prints,
When the top was in, I carried you on my lap."

[EscapeVelocity2020]

I desperately need a poster of this to hang on my wall, emblazoned over a picture of thorstach's butt print.

[BicycleB]

^^ Just when I think all the jokes have been made, another line begins.

[Exflyboy]

Hey! guess what?.. Top is in.. Again..:)

[Heckler]

Hey! guess what?.. Top is in.. Again..:)

Dammit.  I updated my March 1 net-worth spreadsheet at lunchtime (since today sometimes doesn't exist), and it's already off by 3k.  Enough already!

[ChpBstrd]

Hey! guess what?.. Top is in.. Again..:)

Dammit.  I updated my March 1 net-worth spreadsheet at lunchtime (since today sometimes doesn't exist), and it's already off by 3k.  Enough already!

In the 61 days since the start of 2024, my brokerage accounts have gone up an average of $541 per day. Too lazy to estimate the 401k.

Now that I've bragged about it, the jinx is in, and the prophecy will be proven correct.

[Exflyboy]

If today's gain hold till the close then we have paid for our trip to Hawaii in April 3 times over!

[G-dog]

Hey! guess what?.. Top is in.. Again..:)

Again? How does this keeping happening /jk 💰💰💰💰💰

[aboatguy]

Yet again the market is being driven by extreme greed, SP500 is 5,137.73.   The TOP IS IN!

[dividendman]

Yet again the market is being driven by extreme greed, SP500 is 5,137.73.   The TOP IS IN!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the market has always been driven by extreme greed.

[G-dog]

Yet again the market is being driven by extreme greed, SP500 is 5,137.73.   The TOP IS IN!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the market has always been driven by extreme greed.

I think that’s a pretty sturdy limb. But the typical counterweight of extreme fear doesn’t seem to be in play as much currently.

[MrGreen]

Hey! guess what?.. Top is in.. Again..:)

Dammit.  I updated my March 1 net-worth spreadsheet at lunchtime (since today sometimes doesn't exist), and it's already off by 3k.  Enough already!

Are we at inflation adjusted all-time highs yet?

[aboatguy]

Nikkei first time above 40000


TOP IS IN!

[Exflyboy]

Nikkei first time above 40000


TOP IS IN!

Guess I should have invested in that huh?

[EscapeVelocity2020]

And just like that, the top is in

[dragoncar]

Are we at inflation adjusted all-time highs yet?

Cries in martes

[Exflyboy]

And just like that, the top is in

Yup and that was it.. I enjoyed seeing the stash hit an all time high, maybe in 5 years we'll be back here again.

Should have listened to thorstache.

[Tyson]

And just like that, the top is in

Yup and that was it.. I enjoyed seeing the stash hit an all time high, maybe in 5 years we'll be back here again.

Should have listened to thorstache.

There's still time - go ALL CASH now!

[Exflyboy]

And just like that, the top is in

Yup and that was it.. I enjoyed seeing the stash hit an all time high, maybe in 5 years we'll be back here again.

Should have listened to thorstache.

There's still time - go ALL CASH now!

I'll get right on that..;)

[aboatguy]

This morning GREED is driving the market.  Seems like Extreme GREED has been replaced,  is it  due to the realization that the AI bubble Top is in and the  Fear-Greed meter is about to swing towards EXTREME FEAR?   Or is the market going to set a few more traps with more fleetingly false all time highs.

Extreme Greed Top is in!

[aboatguy]

Extreme Greed is back.

SP500   5154.70  Top is in!

[Exflyboy]

Extreme Greed is back.

SP500   5154.70  Top is in!

Oh wait, you mean I should NOT have gone all cash 2 days ago?

[RWD]

Extreme Greed is back.

SP500   5154.70  Top is in!

Oh wait, you mean I should NOT have gone all cash 2 days ago?

You're all good. Because the top is in!

[EscapeVelocity2020]

And just like that, the top is in

Guess the top wasn't in!  What a surprise!!!

[aboatguy]

SP 500 5,163.06 


Top wasn't in!

[aboatguy]

SP 500 5,180.54

NASDAQ 16,372.92


Kind of Toppy today.


I'm glad i stashed TP and Spring water


Added this last night,

Boatguy's Spring Water Top is in!

[Exflyboy]

So when will my Beany Baby collection be worth $1M???

[Tyson]

SP 500 5,180.54

NASDAQ 16,372.92


Kind of Toppy today.


I'm glad i stashed TP and Spring water


Added this last night,

Boatguy's Spring Water Top is in!

Might be the best whiskey ever made.

[ChpBstrd]

So when will my Beany Baby collection be worth $1M???

I regret to inform you the top was in on Beany Babies. Plastic toys are back. Squishmallows are breaking down. Barbie to follow. Nintendo Switch will be a reality check.

[EscapeVelocity2020]

And just like that, the top is in

Guess the top wasn't in!  What a surprise!!!

Oh wait, I missed it, but today the Top Was IN!  I sold it all and went 100% Beanie Babies

[Exflyboy]

And just like that, the top is in

Guess the top wasn't in!  What a surprise!!!

Oh wait, I missed it, but today the Top Was IN!  I sold it all and went 100% Beanie Babies

Beanie Babies are down so that was a perfect trade!

[aboatguy]

SP 500 5,180.54

NASDAQ 16,372.92


Kind of Toppy today.


I'm glad i stashed TP and Spring water


Added this last night,

Boatguy's Spring Water Top is in!

Might be the best whiskey ever made.

Better than William Larue Weller?

Top was in.  TP and Spring Water Top is not in!

[aboatguy]

SP500 record close. 5,175.27.     VTI closed today@ 256.53 USD all time


Top is in!

[mistymoney]

SP500 record close. 5,175.27.     VTI closed today@ 256.53 USD all time


Top is in!

pst! premarket is looking uppppppp!