I never developed a real "passion" for work. Ended up minimally FI in late 40s. You don't have to have passion but you have to do something if you want to improve.
The "eyes glaze over" part is tricky. If it represents your inner decisions that you Will Not Do Boring Shit AND Everything BUT Fine Dining is Boring Shit, you are putting in writing decisions you have already made, but your decisions are creating an I Can't box. I have known people who did this but didn't want to take responsibility for doing it, therefore they listed all the reasons they couldn't do various things. At some point you will either have to Do Something That Makes Money, or you will have to accept that you don't have much money.
It's a good sign that you're working and bored. People bored at work can usually be reasonably happy doing new and better paid stuff even if the other jobs aren't perfect. In this case you just have to decide/recognize which new well-paid things you are willing to do, and learn how to do them if you don't already know, and then get jobs doing the better paid stuff.
You could keep your current job and do various types of remote work on your phone/ipad/etc. Then you'd be less bored and add some extra income. You could skip formal school, teach yourself to be a programmer, and become a $50k and later $100k coding whiz while sitting at the very desk you're at (might take a few years though). Or you could pick a program that you could live with once you did it, and jump into that.
If you are going to go the Pick A Program route:
1. Explore using What Color Is Your Parachute.
2. Use your desk time to examine different career paths using the Bureau of Labor Statistics
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/3. I've known more than one person who simply looked for the best pay in the shortest time and picked dental hygienist. These were people who were good at doing small work with their hands though.
PS. I've enjoyed your posts elsewhere in the forum when I've seen them. Good luck with your decisions.