Thanks for all the replies. Lot's of great ideas.
So I probably apply to 5 jobs a week, sometimes more. So I'm applying. I have a coherent resume, but it leans heavily towards horticulture/botony/farming and as I've stated, the best I could hope for would be to get a job that pays $40,000 in these fields, unless I'd go back and get a PhD in Botany, and teach, then I'd be looking at more debt, and still, the money isn't great.
I'm certainly willing to relocate and just about anything/everything. The challenge is, what the hell do I do!? Just out of curiosity, I went through the US News and World Report's list of the Top 100 occupations in the US, and it's basically medicine and tech. I haven't an ounce of interest in medicine, and I'm a world class hypochondriac, so that's out! Tech is a possibility, of course, but I have no education in anything tech related. I could go back to school, but this seems anti-FIRE.
I'm not necessarily hell bent on retirement, but I can clearly see the path ahead: With $40,000 annual salary jobs, even living like GHANDI, I won't be even remotely close to FIRE until I'm 70. Case in point: If I live off of $20,000 a year. I need $500,000 to get to that 25x annual spending #. That will take me 25 years. That assumes nothing f-ed up happens, like I get sick and have absurd medical bills, have kids, etc.
What am I missing?