Thanks for the advice!
I don't have glass coverage specifically, so the deductible applies (but thanks for reminding me to check!), so at that point I'm just going to pay cash.
I called 3 different garages, and the prices were all similar, if outrageous... so, ok. And for the dent, I am in fact getting sand paper and paint and fuck the dent, because I got a 700$ quote to repair a minor chip, and whoa people PAY that??
Full disclosure: I just want my nice reliable affordable Prius to keep running reliably for years and years. A barely noticeable dent that isn't rusting is FINE. A cracked windshield is not.mso I'm fixing accordingly.