Sham Salmon Salad
Feeds 4 peeps. (well...interesting note is that the Bumblebee canned tuna from Walmart and the one from Costco is wayyyyyy different. As in, the Costco one is more densely packed with less water. So I use those.)
1 can of Bumblee tuna in water
3-4 regular raw carrots, grated super fine (the cheese grater side for taco cheese)
1 stalk (or so) of celery, finely minced
1/2 of a red bell pepper, very finely minced
mayo to taste (you'll use less if you don't squeeze all the water from the can, can also sub olive oil here)
lots of black pepper
a dash of garlic powder
mix well.
I once served this to some Haida and Tlingit natives on a fishing boat off of Ketchikan: they all asked me where I got the salmon. Too funny. The finely shredded carrots give it the color of salmon salad, and the minor sweetness they impart makes it taste more like salmon.
If you don't tell people, they will ALL assume it's salmon salad. Promise!