Somewhat related...one of my most unmustachian friends (seriously she could be a very entertaining thread) sent a group of us a message, all excited about being able to adopt an alpaca. You pay monthly, you get to name the alpaca...and then VISIT it whenever you want, at the farm where it lives.
My first thought was damn, what an idiot, why on earth would you pay for that....but then I thought DAMN, that's a smart farmer, getting idiots to pay for that!!!