Author Topic: Wrap-tastic!  (Read 2612 times)

Nephi

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Wrap-tastic!
« on: January 02, 2013, 01:13:49 AM »
The other day I saw an infomercial for the most AMAZING product! In fact, I'm heading on over to the payday loan center right now so that i can afford it. The Wrap-tastic is not just any piece of plastic- it's a case for those rolls of plastic wrap, aluminum foil, and all those other wrapping materials that everyone uses on an hourly basis. Not only will the Wrap-tastic protect those rolls from the elements in your climate controlled mansion, it also gives you a perfect cut of those wrapping materials so that you don't have to worry about being arrested by the tiny details police. At only $10 plus s/h, it can be yours! But that's not all! Act now and we'll even throw in our highly coveted bed pan and catheter set at no extra charge! It's Wrap-tastic! :)

Prof Penny Pincher

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Re: Wrap-tastic!
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2013, 02:14:49 AM »
Here is the website if anyone wants a look.

https://www.buywraptastic.com/default.aspx

It looks like it actually might be useful, but to anyone who doesn't spend hours a day wrapping food it wont be worth the saved time. For those who do spend hours a day, I expect they have got the knack and managed to master the technique which hasn changed in decades.

Watching that advert you might be forgiven for thinking that pornography was playing in the background, but those grunts and groans apparently are coming from disgruntled people who don't know how to use tinfoil.

 I myself never make those noises in the kitchen (at least not when i'm alone). Maybe I'm doing something wrong.