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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2250 on: December 19, 2016, 01:23:36 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

I wouldn't invest into a lottery ticket myself, as it on average gives a bad return of investment, but getting a ticket as a present should be allright. Presents are only a bonus and don't need to be useful. That she wants to share the potential price only shows that she really dreams of winning the lottery herself. It is a bit strange to give a gift with a condition, but at least she is clear about it. I wouldn't be provoked by it.

A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

Linda, although I agree that presents are a bonus, I think this is a poor choice of gift for many people. I'm really opposed to lotteries that intentionally target poor or vulnerable people with dreams of riches. If someone gave me a shredded $20 bill it would bother me because I'd see the waste. The same if someone made a charitable donation in my name to a cause that was opposite to my beliefs. 

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2251 on: December 19, 2016, 03:17:19 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

Well. If all of you guys responding don't want it I'll have it.

Don't come crying to me when I start yelling CHA CHING!

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2252 on: December 19, 2016, 03:26:17 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

Well. If all of you guys responding don't want it I'll have it.

Don't come crying to me when I start yelling CHA CHING!

You know where I live!

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2253 on: December 19, 2016, 07:06:55 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

Well. If all of you guys responding don't want it I'll have it.

Don't come crying to me when I start yelling CHA CHING!

I can live with that given the odds.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2254 on: December 19, 2016, 07:52:15 AM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.
They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2255 on: December 19, 2016, 08:02:31 AM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.
Probably one of the high-dollar scratch offs.  Better odds for a big prize, but then it costs a lot more to play.

Like these: http://www.flalottery.com/scratch-offs?amount=25
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2256 on: December 19, 2016, 09:32:09 AM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...

Or for the Brit's amongst you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUl6PooveJE

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2257 on: December 19, 2016, 01:24:45 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2258 on: December 21, 2016, 11:29:15 AM »
Mom sent out a family-wide mass text concerning what she wants for Christmas. I have four words for you: holiday themed cloth napkins. When I saw this text, it made me a bit depressed. The woman is in her late forties and has not yet put a single penny toward retirement. When I was on the phone with her later that day, I asked her why this was what she wanted for Christmas. She said in reply: "I'm not a minimalist," and "I thought they would be nice to have." That reasoning wouldn't haunt me at all if her choices only affected her. But that is not (and never has been) the case. I am going to be the one who has to decide whether or not to work for longer in order to save enough money to ensure she doesn't starve in her final years. I am going to have to live with the guilt or burden that follows that decision. She thinks that money is for playing, and that buying stuff is fun and exciting. But her bad money habits have already affected my life, and will continue to do so if she does not change. I apologize for the sad vibe. That's just how I'm feeling about this.

Being the responsible one sucks.  Years ago, my BIL and SIL called me selfish and hateful when I wouldn't agree to co-buy broke FIL's house with them.  (My reason is that I wouldn't make a large investment with people who were dumb enough to buy a $600,000 house with $80,000 down and 1 income.)  This year, FIL needed dentures ($2,800) for the first time and cheap, selfish me paid for them.  And no one seems to get that I saw this coming.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2259 on: December 21, 2016, 11:59:14 AM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Once I found a $50 worth of unscratched scratchers someone had dropped on the ground. They turned out to be worth...$0. Really, your chances of winning the lottery are not significantly changed by purchasing a ticket. Finding a winning ticket on the ground is just about as likely as winning with a purchased ticket. 

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2260 on: December 21, 2016, 12:02:39 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Once I found a $50 worth of unscratched scratchers someone had dropped on the ground. They turned out to be worth...$0. Really, your chances of winning the lottery are not significantly changed by purchasing a ticket. Finding a winning ticket on the ground is just about as likely as winning with a purchased ticket.

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2261 on: December 21, 2016, 12:09:16 PM »
Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

But my point was you have a non-zero chance of finding a ticket on the ground, so you always have that non-zero chance of winning.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2262 on: December 21, 2016, 12:22:03 PM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2263 on: December 21, 2016, 12:31:45 PM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...

The rounding doesn't matter if you're not looking at probability. All I'm saying is that from a mathematical point of view, because not having a ticket is literally zero chance of winning, and having a ticket is more than zero chance of winning, you're infinitely more likely to win with a ticket than without. Infinity*.00000000000000000000000001 though still returns to about zero--but it is not zero.

Scratch off tickets do actually have a non-zero expected value, and the more expensive ones have a correspondingly higher value. But it is usually something like a 1/4 chance to break even, so you'll just lose it a lot faster with the expensive tickets.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2264 on: December 21, 2016, 12:32:32 PM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...
Don't have time to do this for all games, but on one particular $1 game in Florida, the EV is $0.625.  $25 scratch ticket EV is $19.87.  Based on published odds.  So 63% payout for the $1 vs 79% payout on the $25.  Odds on these games are publicly available.  Of course on the $25 game, the top prize of $10M is payable as an annuity, so this over-states that.  Valuing that at $6M only takes a couple of percent off the payout percentage though.  Even valuing top prize at $0, you've got a nearly 75% payout on the more expensive game.

Still bad bets, but the more expensive tickets aren't quite as bad a bet, typically.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2265 on: December 21, 2016, 12:54:40 PM »

Still bad bets, but the more expensive tickets aren't quite as bad a bet, typically.

Yup, this is why it's been nearly a decade since I've wagered a cent in casinos.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2266 on: December 22, 2016, 12:13:36 AM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...
Don't have time to do this for all games, but on one particular $1 game in Florida, the EV is $0.625.  $25 scratch ticket EV is $19.87.  Based on published odds.  So 63% payout for the $1 vs 79% payout on the $25.  Odds on these games are publicly available.  Of course on the $25 game, the top prize of $10M is payable as an annuity, so this over-states that.  Valuing that at $6M only takes a couple of percent off the payout percentage though.  Even valuing top prize at $0, you've got a nearly 75% payout on the more expensive game.

Still bad bets, but the more expensive tickets aren't quite as bad a bet, typically.

My second cousin has been turning a small profit on Florida lottery scratch tickets because he will unabashedly fish discarded tickets out of trash bins and the grocery stores next to the customer service desks.  Apparently, you'd be surprised how many people throw away winning tickets, unscratched tickets, and tickets that still have a chance in the "second-chance drawing."  Obviously, this a a very small profit, but he's retired and finds this fun.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2267 on: December 22, 2016, 12:16:34 PM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...
Don't have time to do this for all games, but on one particular $1 game in Florida, the EV is $0.625.  $25 scratch ticket EV is $19.87.  Based on published odds.  So 63% payout for the $1 vs 79% payout on the $25.  Odds on these games are publicly available.  Of course on the $25 game, the top prize of $10M is payable as an annuity, so this over-states that.  Valuing that at $6M only takes a couple of percent off the payout percentage though.  Even valuing top prize at $0, you've got a nearly 75% payout on the more expensive game.

Still bad bets, but the more expensive tickets aren't quite as bad a bet, typically.

My second cousin has been turning a small profit on Florida lottery scratch tickets because he will unabashedly fish discarded tickets out of trash bins and the grocery stores next to the customer service desks.  Apparently, you'd be surprised how many people throw away winning tickets, unscratched tickets, and tickets that still have a chance in the "second-chance drawing."  Obviously, this a a very small profit, but he's retired and finds this fun.
Yeah - if you get your tickets for free, then you can make money playing the lottery.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2268 on: December 22, 2016, 01:30:02 PM »
Mom sent out a family-wide mass text concerning what she wants for Christmas. I have four words for you: holiday themed cloth napkins. When I saw this text, it made me a bit depressed. The woman is in her late forties and has not yet put a single penny toward retirement. When I was on the phone with her later that day, I asked her why this was what she wanted for Christmas. She said in reply: "I'm not a minimalist," and "I thought they would be nice to have." That reasoning wouldn't haunt me at all if her choices only affected her. But that is not (and never has been) the case. I am going to be the one who has to decide whether or not to work for longer in order to save enough money to ensure she doesn't starve in her final years. I am going to have to live with the guilt or burden that follows that decision. She thinks that money is for playing, and that buying stuff is fun and exciting. But her bad money habits have already affected my life, and will continue to do so if she does not change. I apologize for the sad vibe. That's just how I'm feeling about this.

Being the responsible one sucks.  Years ago, my BIL and SIL called me selfish and hateful when I wouldn't agree to co-buy broke FIL's house with them.  (My reason is that I wouldn't make a large investment with people who were dumb enough to buy a $600,000 house with $80,000 down and 1 income.)  This year, FIL needed dentures ($2,800) for the first time and cheap, selfish me paid for them.  And no one seems to get that I saw this coming.

Oh boy.  And here I am, mid to late-forties, thinking "I could use some new cloth napkins, because mine are falling apart", but Holiday ones??

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2269 on: December 22, 2016, 02:12:31 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Fifty fucking dollars on a lottery ticket. And people buy these. I would now like a brain enema so that I can forget this.

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« Reply #2270 on: December 22, 2016, 02:14:23 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Fifty fucking dollars on a lottery ticket. And people buy these. I would now like a brain enema so that I can forget this.

The government should convert the lottery into a pseudo 401k system, where every time people buy tickets it is deposited into an account where it gets invested and is only available at age 65.

This way, everyone wins when they play!

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« Reply #2271 on: December 22, 2016, 03:18:50 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Fifty fucking dollars on a lottery ticket. And people buy these. I would now like a brain enema so that I can forget this.

The government should convert the lottery into a pseudo 401k system, where every time people buy tickets it is deposited into an account where it gets invested and is only available at age 65.

This way, everyone wins when they play!

I would like that.

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« Reply #2272 on: December 22, 2016, 05:27:08 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Fifty fucking dollars on a lottery ticket. And people buy these. I would now like a brain enema so that I can forget this.

The government should convert the lottery into a pseudo 401k system, where every time people buy tickets it is deposited into an account where it gets invested and is only available at age 65.

This way, everyone wins when they play!

What is crazy is that people would not have faith in the govt or that they would get x% return per year BUT they will buy lottery tickets that TELL you they pay you 0.60$ for every 1.0$ you pay in.

Its like people think to them-self:
"Give me 0.60$ for every 1.00$ I give you, sure yes lets do that"
"Give me 1.07$ for ever 1.00$ I give you, no way that is a scam"
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« Reply #2273 on: December 23, 2016, 12:28:19 AM »
What is crazy is that people would not have faith in the govt or that they would get x% return per year BUT they will buy lottery tickets that TELL you they pay you 0.60$ for every 1.0$ you pay in.

Its like people think to them-self:
"Give me 0.60$ for every 1.00$ I give you, sure yes lets do that"
"Give me 1.07$ for ever 1.00$ I give you, no way that is a scam"

I think I need to revise my sales pitch. I'm doing this all wrong.

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« Reply #2274 on: December 24, 2016, 10:17:12 AM »
The number of people who bitch endlessly about how much tax they have to pay and then turn around and spend ridiculous sums on lottery tickets. 
I wonder what percentage of their money they spend on lottery tickets.  I bet for many people it's a lot more than the tax they pay.

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« Reply #2275 on: December 24, 2016, 11:06:09 AM »
But really came here to complain about relatives at Giftmas (and got distracted by all the lottery talk).
So relatives...AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
WTF?!  How is it possible for people to suck the fun out of making gingerbread houses?
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« Reply #2276 on: December 26, 2016, 07:35:49 AM »
So this giftmas I convinced most everyone to at least not give me material things as I absolutely don't need more stuff. While I still ended up with a 20-piece $20 toolkit that is promptly being donated, the real source of stress is the almost $1000 spent on mostly China-made crap for my children. We are donating the duplicates asap and have to actually strategize what toys to keep, store, or straight donate. It's ridiculous and a complete joke that Christmas has led to me using my valuables vacation days to sort through, organize, and dispose of this shit. Worse is the damage these well intentioned, but consumerist people are doing to my children (or will do once they grow older) by demonstrating such a wasteful lifestyle. (I realize there are many ways to turn that into a lesson, but my wife isn't fully on the same page, and worries about offending the gift givers if we don't use their gifts)

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2277 on: December 26, 2016, 09:28:17 AM »
Can you return any of the stuff? Even if just for store credit, maybe you can buy something more useful, or use the money from a bunch of small junk presents to buy one nice thing?

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« Reply #2278 on: December 26, 2016, 11:45:14 AM »
I could, and even if I could get the wife on board, the prospect of that effort exhausts me. These gifts are sourced from 7+ stores, including amazon and some not anywhere near me, all not accompanied by a gift receipt. We are returning the large musical instrument and the 60" teddy bear though.
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I just don't understand how these people so carelessly spend their hard-earned money on junk I'd like to get rid of...

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« Reply #2279 on: December 26, 2016, 01:26:47 PM »
I could, and even if I could get the wife on board, the prospect of that effort exhausts me. These gifts are sourced from 7+ stores, including amazon and some not anywhere near me, all not accompanied by a gift receipt. We are returning the large musical instrument and the 60" teddy bear though.
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I just don't understand how these people so carelessly spend their hard-earned money on junk I'd like to get rid of...

Can you get your wife on board to set restrictions on the gifts people send you?  Just be honest with them that with the number of people giving your kids presents has gotten out of hand.  Ask them to limit their gift no larger than a shoebox.  Anything larger than that will be immediately returned before it even gets to the tree?


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« Reply #2280 on: December 26, 2016, 01:45:18 PM »
We re-gift or exchange anything we don't immidiately see we need or love. This includes the kids' gifts, with their consent. It took a lot of work and a lot of time, but they have gotten quite good at separating between stuff they need or love, and stuff that is cool only because it is new. There are a lot of packrats in the family, so the traditional gift bonanzas at christmas and birthdays are good excuses for giving them training they will need in the future.
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« Reply #2281 on: December 26, 2016, 03:41:39 PM »
This is ringing lots of bells with me today. My MIL and SIL just can't stop buying stuff for my 3yo son. His wardrobe is absolutely stuffed with all the clothes they gave him for his birthday, but they've literally given him about 500 worth of high street clothes for Christmas, including 5 brand new coats. He's three, he really doesn't care! I've no idea how any of this will fit in the wardrobe and I know most of it won't get worn. It's quite stressful really, they definitely can't afford to buy this much stuff and we simply don't have the room in our small house. Since he was born, I've hardly ever been able to choose any clothes for him that I like, as he has so much already it seems so wasteful. I chose one pair of pjs for Christmas that my mum bought him, but then he got 8 other pairs from my in laws...

We've broached the subject jokingly and then again very politely with them and were made to feel hurtful and ungrateful. Other than give the clothes away, I don't really know what to do! They're pretty bad with toys as well, and we live in a small house, so that isn't appreciated either. However, clothes are the main problem.

I do sound ungrateful, but there are 50 tshirts in his drawer already and at least 20 more for Christmas presents.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2282 on: December 26, 2016, 05:11:36 PM »
If you have friends with little boys I would start sharing the clothes with them. One kid can only have so many clothes.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2283 on: December 26, 2016, 05:43:56 PM »
This is ringing lots of bells with me today. My MIL and SIL just can't stop buying stuff for my 3yo son. His wardrobe is absolutely stuffed with all the clothes they gave him for his birthday, but they've literally given him about 500 worth of high street clothes for Christmas, including 5 brand new coats. He's three, he really doesn't care! I've no idea how any of this will fit in the wardrobe and I know most of it won't get worn. It's quite stressful really, they definitely can't afford to buy this much stuff and we simply don't have the room in our small house. Since he was born, I've hardly ever been able to choose any clothes for him that I like, as he has so much already it seems so wasteful. I chose one pair of pjs for Christmas that my mum bought him, but then he got 8 other pairs from my in laws...

We've broached the subject jokingly and then again very politely with them and were made to feel hurtful and ungrateful. Other than give the clothes away, I don't really know what to do! They're pretty bad with toys as well, and we live in a small house, so that isn't appreciated either. However, clothes are the main problem.

I do sound ungrateful, but there are 50 tshirts in his drawer already and at least 20 more for Christmas presents.

I believe I gave this tactic earlier in this thread but I'll reiterate it in case it helps you. I'll give the example with toys but it can be tailored to clothing. Pun intended.

I just tell my loved ones that mathematically they need to be conservative. If each grandparent (4), parent (2), and very close family friend (4) buy my kid one toy every three months (birthday, Christmas, and two other times), then that is 30 toys a year. If they play with only one random toy a day and grow out of toy after a year of receiving it, many toys will only ever be played with four to eight times. If these are toys that last two or three years, or are toys they never grow out of (ex stuffed animals or barbies), not only will a number of them only get played with a few times but I'll have 100 or more toys per child in my house.

I literally can't fit that in my house and two years ago I actually had a terrible panic attack at this realization. Drowning in toys that my child NEVER plays with. Claustrophobic. Hundreds of toys and tchotchkes that people bought to be nice but are now just occupying space.

I'm not sure what convinced my loved one: my appeal to logic, my explanation of space constraints, or the downright fear I have. Either way, they stopped getting so much.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2284 on: December 26, 2016, 06:41:13 PM »
We've broached the subject jokingly and then again very politely with them and were made to feel hurtful and ungrateful. Other than give the clothes away, I don't really know what to do! They're pretty bad with toys as well, and we live in a small house, so that isn't appreciated either. However, clothes are the main problem.

I do sound ungrateful, but there are 50 tshirts in his drawer already and at least 20 more for Christmas presents.
Here's what I would do:
1) get rid of the extra clothes.  Sell 'em if you can, donate them if you can't.
2) if relatives notice the clothes are gone and point it out, simply respond that 1) you're grateful for their generosity, but 2) either A) the kid didn't like them, or B) you literally did not have room to store them, or C) there are so many clothes that he never wears it, so 3) rather than let them molder neglected in your kid's closet for years, you donated it to someone who needed it more.  If they take offense at it, that's their problem, not yours.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2285 on: December 26, 2016, 07:37:00 PM »
The nephews got so many toys it was ridiculous.  By the fourth present their eyes have glazed over and they aren't even registering anything anymore.  Probably a third of these toys will never be played with.  It's such a waste.

I lost the battle years ago for the adults to stop exchanging presents.  So there is all that shit to deal with now.   

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2287 on: December 26, 2016, 10:09:47 PM »
This is DH, overhearing ambi help her mother clean out her closet. MIL claims she wants to down size, but doesn't want to get rid of anything. Some gems:

ambi: How many tablecloths is the right number of tablecloths? Let's start there.
Mother: Oh brother.
ambi: 5? 10?
ambi, pulling out one: Have you ever used this one?
Mother: That goes with some placemats.
ambi: Have you ever used either?
Mother: ....
ambi: So those are going to Goodwill.
[There were 12 in the closet. And the table had three of them on it, stacked one on top of the other.]

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ambi: You have 5 blankets on the couch. Pick one to get rid of.
Mother: But those 3 are wool!
ambi: Then the cotton one is the loser!
Mother: ....

Later:
ambi: There are 8 wool blankets in the closet. Eight. Let's pick one to let go.
Mother: I'm not getting rid of them.
ambi: You pick or Dad can pick.
Father, chiming in from next room: Your mother can give away a piano, but can't part with an old blanket.
Mother: Fine. The white one. [some artistic license, but she did agree to get rid of one in the subsequent exchange that happened too quick for me]

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ambi: This (wool) blanket should go to Goodwill.
Mother: That one goes in the car.
ambi:You already have some in the car.
Mother: I'm putting this one out there right now.
ambi: So if I go out to the car, your telling me I won't find any blankets?
Mother: But those are the car blankets.
ambi: Then we should trade, you can keep this one, and we'll take the other car blankets to Goodwill.
Mother: ....

To be fair MIL did really well letting stuff go, after she got started.



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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2288 on: December 27, 2016, 03:10:06 AM »
This is DH, overhearing ambi help her mother clean out her closet. MIL claims she wants to down size, but doesn't want to get rid of anything. Some gems:

ambi: How many tablecloths is the right number of tablecloths? Let's start there.
Mother: Oh brother.
ambi: 5? 10?
ambi, pulling out one: Have you ever used this one?
Mother: That goes with some placemats.
ambi: Have you ever used either?
Mother: ....
ambi: So those are going to Goodwill.
[There were 12 in the closet. And the table had three of them on it, stacked one on top of the other.]

~~

ambi: You have 5 blankets on the couch. Pick one to get rid of.
Mother: But those 3 are wool!
ambi: Then the cotton one is the loser!
Mother: ....

Later:
ambi: There are 8 wool blankets in the closet. Eight. Let's pick one to let go.
Mother: I'm not getting rid of them.
ambi: You pick or Dad can pick.
Father, chiming in from next room: Your mother can give away a piano, but can't part with an old blanket.
Mother: Fine. The white one. [some artistic license, but she did agree to get rid of one in the subsequent exchange that happened too quick for me]

~~

ambi: This (wool) blanket should go to Goodwill.
Mother: That one goes in the car.
ambi:You already have some in the car.
Mother: I'm putting this one out there right now.
ambi: So if I go out to the car, your telling me I won't find any blankets?
Mother: But those are the car blankets.
ambi: Then we should trade, you can keep this one, and we'll take the other car blankets to Goodwill.
Mother: ....

To be fair MIL did really well letting stuff go, after she got started.

You should cross-post this to the decluttering thread:

http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/throw-down-the-gauntlet/getting-rid-of-stuff-clearing-out-clutter!/msg1344804/#msg1344804

ambi will be lauded for her efforts!

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2289 on: December 27, 2016, 07:44:37 AM »
Talking with the brother-in-law yesterday and the subject of HSA's came up. He mentioned that his company deposits a small amount each year but inevitably his kids' doctor visits exceed that amount.

I proceeded to explain how it's a good idea to contribute to the HSA because it rolls over, the money is never taxed, you can invest it, you're always going to have medical expenses,  etc.

"Yeah,  it'd be nice to contribute but you gotta have money to live on too."

I wonder if that attitude carries over to the 401K...

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2290 on: December 27, 2016, 08:40:54 AM »
"Yeah,  it'd be nice to contribute but you gotta have money to live on too."

I wonder if that attitude carries over to the 401K...

I have heard this line of thinking expressed before. It seems that this attitude does affect all sorts of investing.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2291 on: December 27, 2016, 11:34:37 AM »
On the subject of relatives and Christmas gifts...

My FIL suffered a heart attack this year that has left him with significant brain damage and he's unlikely to ever work again (was self-employed and had no disability insurance either so no paychecks in the last 6 months). My MIL insisted that she was buying us something for Christmas, so I finally agreed she could buy us a very reasonably priced, on clearance grill for our new home if she agreed she would not get us any additional gifts, including any "Santa" gifts for the dog as she's prone to do.

So what does she show up with on Christmas? The grill. A shirt for me. A toy for the dog. A new set of pots for us. And $200 in an envelope. All the while trying to tell us how we need the money so just accept it. Except that DH and I made more than they did when both of them were working, and now make three times their annual salary since FIL isn't working.

I managed to sneak the $200 back into her car, at least.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2292 on: December 27, 2016, 02:27:25 PM »
I managed to sneak the $200 back into her car, at least.

Great work!

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2293 on: December 27, 2016, 02:44:36 PM »
Hi everyone, thanks for your advice

If you have friends with little boys I would start sharing the clothes with them. One kid can only have so many clothes.

I'm going to give a bit to my niece as her son is exactly a year younger than mine, so she can make use of some of it next year - they usually get our cast offs anyway. I might see if I can give some to charities helping refugee kids as well.


I believe I gave this tactic earlier in this thread but I'll reiterate it in case it helps you. I'll give the example with toys but it can be tailored to clothing. Pun intended.

I just tell my loved ones that mathematically they need to be conservative. If each grandparent (4), parent (2), and very close family friend (4) buy my kid one toy every three months (birthday, Christmas, and two other times), then that is 30 toys a year. If they play with only one random toy a day and grow out of toy after a year of receiving it, many toys will only ever be played with four to eight times. If these are toys that last two or three years, or are toys they never grow out of (ex stuffed animals or barbies), not only will a number of them only get played with a few times but I'll have 100 or more toys per child in my house.

I literally can't fit that in my house and two years ago I actually had a terrible panic attack at this realization. Drowning in toys that my child NEVER plays with. Claustrophobic. Hundreds of toys and tchotchkes that people bought to be nice but are now just occupying space.

I'm not sure what convinced my loved one: my appeal to logic, my explanation of space constraints, or the downright fear I have. Either way, they stopped getting so much.

You're right, I've used a similar tack with my own mother and it's worked a bit. My MIL is completely different though! I almost never buy him anything myself.

Here's what I would do:
1) get rid of the extra clothes.  Sell 'em if you can, donate them if you can't.
2) if relatives notice the clothes are gone and point it out, simply respond that 1) you're grateful for their generosity, but 2) either A) the kid didn't like them, or B) you literally did not have room to store them, or C) there are so many clothes that he never wears it, so 3) rather than let them molder neglected in your kid's closet for years, you donated it to someone who needed it more.  If they take offense at it, that's their problem, not yours.

To be honest, they buy so much, they couldn't possibly remember it all, so wouldn't notice if I got rid of it all.

They're babysitting next weekend. Usually my house is pretty tidy, but I'm considering leaving it a complete tip when they come with toys and clothes everywhere and complaining loudly about having no space to see if they get the hint!

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2294 on: December 27, 2016, 06:27:59 PM »
Xmas was surreal this year.  We stayed for a week at the SIL's house in the bay area.  They of course have a weekly house cleaner, because that's important and not that expensive (eye roll).  Grandma cannot be convinced to buy us less and complains if the amazon list runs dry.  So I put bike clothes and panniers on the list to minimize the amount of useless crap I would get, still got specialty Moscow Mule cups I'll never use (never wanted or tried one).  Got yelled at for feeding my kid breakfast before a 2.5 hour drive because it would make us late for the arbitrary target time, wtf?  Their kid eats about every third day, our 4 year old gives me a run for my money in the hunger camp.

Our kid was asked if he had a good Christmas, and proceeded to explain that he got more than he wanted, so it wasn't that good.  I cannot get through to everyone that half this still WILL NOT GET PLAYED with, and that phone calls or pictures will work better for endearing themselves to him.  We got him socks and underwear only for Pete's sake...

My favorite gift was a 12 pack of Pliney the Elder the FIL got me, something I cannot get locally and I can enjoy sharing while it is still fresh.

I tracked down a good friend and went for a 4 day backpacking loop rather than sit around or go to the mall.  A little suffering is good for the soul as they say.  Coming back to the complaints of mall crowds an excessive angst over the most minor material issues was jarring.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2295 on: December 27, 2016, 07:11:26 PM »
For a trip that lasted a week, you managed to escape for a 4 day hike? My wife would've killed me.


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« Reply #2296 on: December 27, 2016, 10:38:21 PM »
I always feel guilty around Christmas.  I've given up trying to get my mum to get us nothing, instead I now ask for something that's some mix of small, cheap or perishable... She still goes overboard, but it's a slightly more manageable overboard.

Like this year - I asked for an insulated lunch bag, to keep my lunch cold when I cycle to work in the summer.  Cue me and my partner receiving an esky (I think Americans call it a cooler?) and two insulated bags (large and small).

On the one hand, I'm happy - she clearly put a lot of thought into it, but on the other, aaaaaah, where am I going to put it all?! And now I feel guilty, because how dare she do something nice for me, right, folks?!

That said - I'm warming up to the esky (lol, the irony).

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2297 on: December 28, 2016, 01:42:13 AM »
The couple of things I actually wanted this year (my family acknowledge that I'm difficult to buy for), I bought the presents and gave to them to give to me. It worked really well.

For my nieces and nephews I ask my siblings what the kids want or need and if they can send me a link to the exact product then that's great. I'm never going to know better than their parents what they want: if I have a great idea I'll run it by their parents (I once found something I knew was great for them, bought it, called up, yes it's perfect: they already have it - epic fail!)

Does anyone have any tips for balancing out spending/number of presents between kids? I used to find it sweet but unnecessary when my grandmother would give us a present and put the change from her spending limit into the card, but I now understand it a lot more!

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« Reply #2298 on: December 28, 2016, 11:18:55 AM »
Playing with FIRE UK: Only that you'll be buying them presents for a good long while, so it'll even up over the years. And that they won't notice/care! Either that or to get them all a similar thing: e.g. All of my present receivers this year got a book, which has a naturally small variation in cost.

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« Reply #2299 on: December 28, 2016, 11:21:48 AM »
Does anyone have any tips for balancing out spending/number of presents between kids? I used to find it sweet but unnecessary when my grandmother would give us a present and put the change from her spending limit into the card, but I now understand it a lot more!
We set a budget for each kid, stay within that budget, and don't worry if the actual dollar amounts are equal.