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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2200 on: December 15, 2016, 05:35:45 AM »
Comments like these break my heart a little.  I LOVE Christmas, and I love giving my loved ones gifts - it is the one time of year I put a serious amount of effort into displaying how much I think about them throughout the year.  Of course, I am right there with you on the cash/gift cards, I too would be very frustrated to give or receive money. 

So... suggest to your family a new theme for a gift exchange: a "consumables Christmas" where any gift given must be able to be consumed (perhaps a selection of craft beer for your brother?  That fancy tea your mom has been wanting to try?  Soaps and smelly things from the farmers market for your sister?).

Or maybe "homemade gifts only"? You will be surprised at how creative people can be!  For two Christmases now my family has drawn names early in the year (September?) and because my brother's family had no money we agreed no PRICE limit.. instead the gifts had to be homemade.  So you have ONE person to focus on creating something for.  My 6 year old nephew made a drawing and clay ornament last year for my brother in law, it was adorable.  My (not-even-remotely-crafty) husband made a bat-symbol Christmas wreath for my sister.  My dad made a set of wooden photo frames to hold my wedding photos for me.  And so on.  It was incredible, and surprising!  None of us had ever done anything like that before and it was likely the best gift exchange we have ever done.  Our usual Christmases were exchanging walmart gifts (some of which from nearly a decade ago still remain collecting dust at the top of my closet right now actually) that had very little thought or effort put in, so this was a huge shift for us too.

Christmas isn't about everyone exchanging equivalent amounts of money... but frustration with modern trends doesn't mean giving up on traditions all together.  Just because the rest of the population is consumerist suckas doesn't mean your only options are to join them or forgo it all together.

My mother in law feels much the same way you do, and that's perfectly fine. What she fails to recognize is that we live in a tiny house and we appreciate minimalism so every year she tries to get creative and find something special for us. It's the ultimate exercise in frustration because every year we have to tell her that "sry, no, doesn't fit in the house" and go trade it in at some store for a gift card.

Now the real problem begins, we now have a gift card for a store that sells stuff we don't need and don't want. So we wind up blowing it on something stupid just to get rid of it. One year we replaced our kitchen towels for no reason because the gift card had a due date.

Gifts like that put a tremendous burden on the receiver and cause huge amounts of stress.

Your idea of a consumerist christmas is much more to my personal liking. It's a nice excuse to buy a great wine for my parents and so on. But in the end that becomes a money trade as well.

Your homemade christmas sounds like the ultimate horror-movie to me. I build computer software and I don't like making creative crafty type stuff. My December would turn into panic, stress and depression if we went that way. But it's really cool that your family made it work.

In short I prefer christmas as a nice dinner with my family, preferably with some insanely great wines, and skip the gifts.

GiftCardGranny (or sites like it) would be a better option for those gift cards. Get some of the valnue back in actual cash.

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« Reply #2201 on: December 15, 2016, 08:12:17 AM »
Give that gift card to a friend who would make good use of it and don't look back.

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« Reply #2202 on: December 15, 2016, 09:31:11 AM »
Comments like these break my heart a little.  I LOVE Christmas, and I love giving my loved ones gifts - it is the one time of year I put a serious amount of effort into displaying how much I think about them throughout the year.  Of course, I am right there with you on the cash/gift cards, I too would be very frustrated to give or receive money. 
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My mother in law feels much the same way you do, and that's perfectly fine. What she fails to recognize is that we live in a tiny house and we appreciate minimalism so every year she tries to get creative and find something special for us. It's the ultimate exercise in frustration because every year we have to tell her that "sry, no, doesn't fit in the house" and go trade it in at some store for a gift card.
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This is what bothers me about gifts in general. I feel awful when I spend ages thinking about what someone would like only to find out that it wasn't right for them. But even worse is when I know that someone has worked really hard to think of something for me but it isn't what I want or need. And even when everyone is polite enough for social convention how do you know whether they actually need it or are just trying to be nice. What is the right amount of gratitude to pass the social convention but not encourage the same unnecessary gift next time?

There is just so much inefficiency in the whole process I'd much rather not bother. Or I'd prefer to be able to give people presents when they express a need/want rather than having to wait until December.

I have a friend who believe that my lack of a fancy handbag is a sign that I haven't found a fancy, sparkly enough handbag yet, not that I am just a practical backpack sort of person. Maybe every other year I get a handbag from her. I hate it. I know that she's trying really hard, but I don't need a rock-themed handbag, I need a backpack sturdy enough to carry rocks in! And I would much rather she took the money and paid off her credit card bill that is out of control (I have learnt that this is not an acceptable present to ask for!).

Back on topic, my mothers in law struggle with money management. We try to help them with gifts that are useful or could save them money in the long run. Sometimes these gifts are (or appear) to be pretty expensive. Like we got them a computer so they could order groceries online rather than taking multiple taxi rides back from the supermarket every week. It was refurbished, was a manageable expense for us and actually helped them save money, great present right? Nope, because to say thank you, they gave us a mega-dose of presents, from a catalogue, brought on credit, at 22%, spread handily over two years. And upgraded their internet. The cost of the interest and increased internet over one year was more than the computer. Happy Sodding Christmas to me.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2203 on: December 15, 2016, 03:54:20 PM »
Give that gift card to a friend who would make good use of it and don't look back.

Agreed. I had a 57$ gift card for Dell that was going to expire in three months. I had no use for it but when I asked around the office if anyone could use it, one quickly found a use for it. Giving the gift card away and helping my colleague gave me more joy than whatever item I could have bough. (Full disclosure: I work for a subsidiary of Dell Technologies.)

My mother in law feels much the same way you do, and that's perfectly fine. What she fails to recognize is that we live in a tiny house and we appreciate minimalism so every year she tries to get creative and find something special for us. It's the ultimate exercise in frustration because every year we have to tell her that "sry, no, doesn't fit in the house" and go trade it in at some store for a gift card.

I get your pain. Around birthdays or holidays I have to remind people that while I appreciate the kindness, I literally can't accept gifts into the house. I suffer from acute panic attacks (claustrophobia?) if there is too much stuff in my house or a room. It took a few years for this to sync in with most family when I first started having this issue.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2204 on: December 15, 2016, 04:35:31 PM »
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I have a friend who believe that my lack of a fancy handbag is a sign that I haven't found a fancy, sparkly enough handbag yet, not that I am just a practical backpack sort of person. Maybe every other year I get a handbag from her. I hate it. I know that she's trying really hard, but I don't need a rock-themed handbag, I need a backpack sturdy enough to carry rocks in! And I would much rather she took the money and paid off her credit card bill that is out of control (I have learnt that this is not an acceptable present to ask for!).

This so much reminds me of my aunt. Almost every year I get a new purse from her. And I am so not a purse lover, especially of the ones she picks out for me.  I much prefer the random t-shirts and samples of Clinique makeup that she also sends, LOL! I just can't seem to get through to her that purses are not my thing even if they are her thing.

And ugh clutter, my inlaws have SO much stuff at their house that I don't dare give them anything except edible things and gift cards to restaurants in the hopes that it will be consumed and not stay forever at their house.


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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2205 on: December 15, 2016, 04:36:50 PM »
I have a friend who believe that my lack of a fancy handbag is a sign that I haven't found a fancy, sparkly enough handbag yet, not that I am just a practical backpack sort of person. Maybe every other year I get a handbag from her. I hate it. I know that she's trying really hard, but I don't need a rock-themed handbag, I need a backpack sturdy enough to carry rocks in! And I would much rather she took the money and paid off her credit card bill that is out of control (I have learnt that this is not an acceptable present to ask for!).

I always enjoy your posts PWFUK (had to steal this from Marty).

Only today did I realise you're a woman. Or, you know, a guy with an inexplicable aversion to sparkly handbags...

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« Reply #2206 on: December 15, 2016, 09:23:09 PM »
Comments like these break my heart a little.  I LOVE Christmas, and I love giving my loved ones gifts - it is the one time of year I put a serious amount of effort into displaying how much I think about them throughout the year.  Of course, I am right there with you on the cash/gift cards, I too would be very frustrated to give or receive money. 

So... suggest to your family a new theme for a gift exchange: a "consumables Christmas" where any gift given must be able to be consumed (perhaps a selection of craft beer for your brother?  That fancy tea your mom has been wanting to try?  Soaps and smelly things from the farmers market for your sister?).

Or maybe "homemade gifts only"? You will be surprised at how creative people can be!  For two Christmases now my family has drawn names early in the year (September?) and because my brother's family had no money we agreed no PRICE limit.. instead the gifts had to be homemade.  So you have ONE person to focus on creating something for.  My 6 year old nephew made a drawing and clay ornament last year for my brother in law, it was adorable.  My (not-even-remotely-crafty) husband made a bat-symbol Christmas wreath for my sister.  My dad made a set of wooden photo frames to hold my wedding photos for me.  And so on.  It was incredible, and surprising!  None of us had ever done anything like that before and it was likely the best gift exchange we have ever done.  Our usual Christmases were exchanging walmart gifts (some of which from nearly a decade ago still remain collecting dust at the top of my closet right now actually) that had very little thought or effort put in, so this was a huge shift for us too.

Christmas isn't about everyone exchanging equivalent amounts of money... but frustration with modern trends doesn't mean giving up on traditions all together.  Just because the rest of the population is consumerist suckas doesn't mean your only options are to join them or forgo it all together.

My mother in law feels much the same way you do, and that's perfectly fine. What she fails to recognize is that we live in a tiny house and we appreciate minimalism so every year she tries to get creative and find something special for us. It's the ultimate exercise in frustration because every year we have to tell her that "sry, no, doesn't fit in the house" and go trade it in at some store for a gift card.

Now the real problem begins, we now have a gift card for a store that sells stuff we don't need and don't want. So we wind up blowing it on something stupid just to get rid of it. One year we replaced our kitchen towels for no reason because the gift card had a due date.

Gifts like that put a tremendous burden on the receiver and cause huge amounts of stress.

Your idea of a consumerist christmas is much more to my personal liking. It's a nice excuse to buy a great wine for my parents and so on. But in the end that becomes a money trade as well.

Your homemade christmas sounds like the ultimate horror-movie to me. I build computer software and I don't like making creative crafty type stuff. My December would turn into panic, stress and depression if we went that way. But it's really cool that your family made it work.

In short I prefer christmas as a nice dinner with my family, preferably with some insanely great wines, and skip the gifts.

Yes to everything!

Soaps and smelly things are awful. An obligation to make  things can be awful, although we do actually make lots of canned items. We made jams and jellies this year. But I like gifting those informally, not as part of an obligatory event.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2207 on: December 16, 2016, 01:00:28 AM »
I have a friend who believe that my lack of a fancy handbag is a sign that I haven't found a fancy, sparkly enough handbag yet, not that I am just a practical backpack sort of person. Maybe every other year I get a handbag from her. I hate it. I know that she's trying really hard, but I don't need a rock-themed handbag, I need a backpack sturdy enough to carry rocks in! And I would much rather she took the money and paid off her credit card bill that is out of control (I have learnt that this is not an acceptable present to ask for!).

I always enjoy your posts PWFUK (had to steal this from Marty).

Only today did I realise you're a woman. Or, you know, a guy with an inexplicable aversion to sparkly handbags...

Thanks MPGH! Yes, I'm a woman but there are plenty of men out there for whom a sparkly handbag would be a more appropriate gift!

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2208 on: December 16, 2016, 03:20:10 AM »
I recall "man bags" being a thing a few years ago, but then it sputtered out and died. Also makeup for men, although apparently that is having another go at being a thing. Part of me is delighted by these things as it seems like a chance for men to have fun within the bounds of mainstream fashion, but part of me is sad that the corporate behemoth that is mainstream fashion is plugging another market to sell crap to.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2209 on: December 16, 2016, 05:57:03 AM »
I recall "man bags" being a thing a few years ago, but then it sputtered out and died.

Ah yes, generally plain colours, well made, useful pockets and heavy duty straps; very little glitter. I miss those.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2210 on: December 16, 2016, 07:37:32 AM »
Since we're being all antimustachian, I'll just post this here. To stay on topic, I'm sure my BIL would love it.


http://www.mancrates.com

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2211 on: December 16, 2016, 07:42:16 AM »
Since we're being all antimustachian, I'll just post this here. To stay on topic, I'm sure my BIL would love it.


http://www.mancrates.com

You know when a young child has more fun with the wrapping than the present and it's adorable?

I'm not sure the same thing applies when it's a fully grown adult attacking a crate with a crowbar and the present cost $100.

But I want one.

I shall of course make my crate out of a leftover pallet, for free, or you know, use a leftover crate.
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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2212 on: December 16, 2016, 08:04:21 AM »
Since we're being all antimustachian, I'll just post this here. To stay on topic, I'm sure my BIL would love it.


http://www.mancrates.com

I look at the header image on the main page, and suddenly I hear in my head  someone belting out
"TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DO-O-OCKS...            Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck         It's tough... oooooooooo..... so tou-ough.........."
And, yes, I realize those are trains on either side, but still...

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2213 on: December 16, 2016, 08:11:32 AM »
Since we're being all antimustachian, I'll just post this here. To stay on topic, I'm sure my BIL would love it.


http://www.mancrates.com

100$ for four pint glasses, some beer nuts and pistachios? damn.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2214 on: December 16, 2016, 08:15:52 AM »
Comments like these break my heart a little.  I LOVE Christmas, and I love giving my loved ones gifts - it is the one time of year I put a serious amount of effort into displaying how much I think about them throughout the year.  Of course, I am right there with you on the cash/gift cards, I too would be very frustrated to give or receive money. 

So... suggest to your family a new theme for a gift exchange: a "consumables Christmas" where any gift given must be able to be consumed (perhaps a selection of craft beer for your brother?  That fancy tea your mom has been wanting to try?  Soaps and smelly things from the farmers market for your sister?).

Or maybe "homemade gifts only"? You will be surprised at how creative people can be!  For two Christmases now my family has drawn names early in the year (September?) and because my brother's family had no money we agreed no PRICE limit.. instead the gifts had to be homemade.  So you have ONE person to focus on creating something for.  My 6 year old nephew made a drawing and clay ornament last year for my brother in law, it was adorable.  My (not-even-remotely-crafty) husband made a bat-symbol Christmas wreath for my sister.  My dad made a set of wooden photo frames to hold my wedding photos for me.  And so on.  It was incredible, and surprising!  None of us had ever done anything like that before and it was likely the best gift exchange we have ever done.  Our usual Christmases were exchanging walmart gifts (some of which from nearly a decade ago still remain collecting dust at the top of my closet right now actually) that had very little thought or effort put in, so this was a huge shift for us too.

Christmas isn't about everyone exchanging equivalent amounts of money... but frustration with modern trends doesn't mean giving up on traditions all together.  Just because the rest of the population is consumerist suckas doesn't mean your only options are to join them or forgo it all together.

My mother in law feels much the same way you do, and that's perfectly fine. What she fails to recognize is that we live in a tiny house and we appreciate minimalism so every year she tries to get creative and find something special for us. It's the ultimate exercise in frustration because every year we have to tell her that "sry, no, doesn't fit in the house" and go trade it in at some store for a gift card.

Now the real problem begins, we now have a gift card for a store that sells stuff we don't need and don't want. So we wind up blowing it on something stupid just to get rid of it. One year we replaced our kitchen towels for no reason because the gift card had a due date.

Gifts like that put a tremendous burden on the receiver and cause huge amounts of stress.

Your idea of a consumerist christmas is much more to my personal liking. It's a nice excuse to buy a great wine for my parents and so on. But in the end that becomes a money trade as well.

Your homemade christmas sounds like the ultimate horror-movie to me. I build computer software and I don't like making creative crafty type stuff. My December would turn into panic, stress and depression if we went that way. But it's really cool that your family made it work.

In short I prefer christmas as a nice dinner with my family, preferably with some insanely great wines, and skip the gifts.

Yes to everything!

Soaps and smelly things are awful. An obligation to make  things can be awful, although we do actually make lots of canned items. We made jams and jellies this year. But I like gifting those informally, not as part of an obligatory event.

Easiest cheaporama gift that doesn't have to be smelly: homemade bath salts. You take Epsom salt and coarse sea salt (which you can get for less than $10 per pound depending on how you buy) and baking soda. Mix them in a ratio of 8:6:1 respectively, and stir it up.

If you want there to be a fragrance, add essential oil to the salt mix (I prefer synthetic versions for this) and stir thoroughly.

If you want there to be color, add a few drops of food coloring to a teaspoon of non-iodized table salt, let the salt absorb the food coloring, then add the colored salt to your salt mix and stir.

I like to repurpose empty bottles or jars that can't be used for canning. They look quite attractive filled with this stuff and then tied with a bit of ribbon and maybe a scrap of cloth or wrapping paper to cover the top.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2215 on: December 16, 2016, 08:46:19 AM »
Easiest cheaporama gift that doesn't have to be smelly: homemade bath salts. You take Epsom salt and coarse sea salt (which you can get for less than $10 per pound depending on how you buy) and baking soda. Mix them in a ratio of 8:6:1 respectively, and stir it up.

If you want there to be a fragrance, add essential oil to the salt mix (I prefer synthetic versions for this) and stir thoroughly.

If you want there to be color, add a few drops of food coloring to a teaspoon of non-iodized table salt, let the salt absorb the food coloring, then add the colored salt to your salt mix and stir.

I like to repurpose empty bottles or jars that can't be used for canning. They look quite attractive filled with this stuff and then tied with a bit of ribbon and maybe a scrap of cloth or wrapping paper to cover the top.
For the instructions, how much to use for each bath?

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2216 on: December 16, 2016, 09:16:31 AM »
Since we're being all antimustachian, I'll just post this here. To stay on topic, I'm sure my BIL would love it.
http://www.mancrates.com
100$ for four pint glasses, some beer nuts and pistachios? damn.

But they come in a crate! That changes everything.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2217 on: December 16, 2016, 09:37:55 AM »
Easiest cheaporama gift that doesn't have to be smelly: homemade bath salts. You take Epsom salt and coarse sea salt (which you can get for less than $10 per pound depending on how you buy) and baking soda. Mix them in a ratio of 8:6:1 respectively, and stir it up.

If you want there to be a fragrance, add essential oil to the salt mix (I prefer synthetic versions for this) and stir thoroughly.

If you want there to be color, add a few drops of food coloring to a teaspoon of non-iodized table salt, let the salt absorb the food coloring, then add the colored salt to your salt mix and stir.

I like to repurpose empty bottles or jars that can't be used for canning. They look quite attractive filled with this stuff and then tied with a bit of ribbon and maybe a scrap of cloth or wrapping paper to cover the top.
For the instructions, how much to use for each bath?

Foot bath: a fistful or so, maybe a tablespoon. Tub bath: about 1/4 to 1/2 cup or a generous cupped handful.

Edited to add... even a kindergarten-aged kid can make and distribute these.

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« Reply #2218 on: December 16, 2016, 10:38:20 AM »
You know when a young child has more fun with the wrapping than the present and it's adorable?

I'm not sure the same thing applies when it's a fully grown adult attacking a crate with a crowbar and the present cost $100.

But I want one.

I shall of course make my crate out of a leftover pallet, for free, or you know, use a leftover crate.

I went to a wedding last year with a group of friends all traveling from out of town - we'd decided to go in on a group gift where we'd all pick out a fancy whiskey/bourbon/rye/scotch/etc. and bundle them all together. We ended up getting a spare wooden wine box/crate from the liquor store to carry them in, and one of my friends had the bright idea of picking up a hammer and nails and nailing it shut, and presenting it to the groom with the hammer to pry it open. We got a few strange looks but it was definitely the most memorable gift, everyone had to watch him opening it... they painted their wedding date on the hammer's handle and refer to it as their "wedding hammer." :-)

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2219 on: December 16, 2016, 10:41:31 AM »
You know when a young child has more fun with the wrapping than the present and it's adorable?

I'm not sure the same thing applies when it's a fully grown adult attacking a crate with a crowbar and the present cost $100.

But I want one.

I shall of course make my crate out of a leftover pallet, for free, or you know, use a leftover crate.

I went to a wedding last year with a group of friends all traveling from out of town - we'd decided to go in on a group gift where we'd all pick out a fancy whiskey/bourbon/rye/scotch/etc. and bundle them all together. We ended up getting a spare wooden wine box/crate from the liquor store to carry them in, and one of my friends had the bright idea of picking up a hammer and nails and nailing it shut, and presenting it to the groom with the hammer to pry it open. We got a few strange looks but it was definitely the most memorable gift, everyone had to watch him opening it... they painted their wedding date on the hammer's handle and refer to it as their "wedding hammer." :-)

A good hammer can last for years. There's also probably a joke in there about getting the couple hammered, given that your gift was a liquid offering.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2220 on: December 16, 2016, 11:22:20 AM »
You know when a young child has more fun with the wrapping than the present and it's adorable?

I'm not sure the same thing applies when it's a fully grown adult attacking a crate with a crowbar and the present cost $100.

But I want one.

I shall of course make my crate out of a leftover pallet, for free, or you know, use a leftover crate.

I went to a wedding last year with a group of friends all traveling from out of town - we'd decided to go in on a group gift where we'd all pick out a fancy whiskey/bourbon/rye/scotch/etc. and bundle them all together. We ended up getting a spare wooden wine box/crate from the liquor store to carry them in, and one of my friends had the bright idea of picking up a hammer and nails and nailing it shut, and presenting it to the groom with the hammer to pry it open. We got a few strange looks but it was definitely the most memorable gift, everyone had to watch him opening it... they painted their wedding date on the hammer's handle and refer to it as their "wedding hammer." :-)

A good hammer can last for years. There's also probably a joke in there about getting the couple hammered, given that your gift was a liquid offering.

When I see a good quality hammer at a garage or estate sale for $1 or less, I can't help but grab it. I must have about 8 hammers at home. I should probably start putting them on ebay.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2221 on: December 16, 2016, 04:15:45 PM »
You know when a young child has more fun with the wrapping than the present and it's adorable?

I'm not sure the same thing applies when it's a fully grown adult attacking a crate with a crowbar and the present cost $100.

But I want one.

I shall of course make my crate out of a leftover pallet, for free, or you know, use a leftover crate.

I went to a wedding last year with a group of friends all traveling from out of town - we'd decided to go in on a group gift where we'd all pick out a fancy whiskey/bourbon/rye/scotch/etc. and bundle them all together. We ended up getting a spare wooden wine box/crate from the liquor store to carry them in, and one of my friends had the bright idea of picking up a hammer and nails and nailing it shut, and presenting it to the groom with the hammer to pry it open. We got a few strange looks but it was definitely the most memorable gift, everyone had to watch him opening it... they painted their wedding date on the hammer's handle and refer to it as their "wedding hammer." :-)

A good hammer can last for years. There's also probably a joke in there about getting the couple hammered, given that your gift was a liquid offering.

When I see a good quality hammer at a garage or estate sale for $1 or less, I can't help but grab it. I must have about 8 hammers at home. I should probably start putting them on ebay.

Nah. Holiday gifts, if they're new.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2222 on: December 16, 2016, 04:25:54 PM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2223 on: December 17, 2016, 02:17:30 AM »
... they painted their wedding date on the hammer's handle and refer to it as their "wedding hammer." :-)

I have a "Valentine hammer". It is a chunky sledge hammer with a single pink heart sticker on it.

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« Reply #2224 on: December 17, 2016, 03:41:49 AM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2225 on: December 17, 2016, 06:41:57 AM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Hammers, rolling pins, etc: I got all of them from my grandparents, who had had them since the 50s, and bought them used at the time. Swear to god, they're made way more solid than anything in store.

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« Reply #2226 on: December 17, 2016, 02:16:19 PM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2227 on: December 18, 2016, 05:15:27 AM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2228 on: December 18, 2016, 03:42:00 PM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUl6PooveJE

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2229 on: December 18, 2016, 03:48:09 PM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.
They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.
Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...
Or for the Brit's amongst you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUl6PooveJE

Thanks for finding that auntie_betty, it is the exact example I think of when I hear this type of conversation.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2230 on: December 18, 2016, 05:09:33 PM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2231 on: December 18, 2016, 05:41:14 PM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

I assume the other nine people got a 30$ ticket with the words "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + mustachepungoeshere."

If this was the USA, I think the condition is enforceable. It is not so much them giving you the ticket as it is them saying their intents if they win. You have inherited the task of holding the ticket for them.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2232 on: December 18, 2016, 07:00:49 PM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

I assume the other nine people got a 30$ ticket with the words "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + mustachepungoeshere."

If this was the USA, I think the condition is enforceable. It is not so much them giving you the ticket as it is them saying their intents if they win. You have inherited the task of holding the ticket for them.

I am well acquainted with the works of Lionel Hutz and he would most likely site the case of "Finders vs Keepers" to say that all the cash would be yours.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2233 on: December 18, 2016, 07:12:15 PM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

Didn't say "equally shared", it said "shared".  Hey guys, here's a $10 each.  I'll keep the rest.   It's even better if your relatives are rabid Trump supporters.  Then you can explain that's how the 1% take care of folks.  :)

Now, I wouldn't do that to my family, friends, or co-workers.   (Well, I do have a lot of Trump supporter co-workers, so maybe them. :) )


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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2234 on: December 19, 2016, 12:45:43 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

I wouldn't invest into a lottery ticket myself, as it on average gives a bad return of investment, but getting a ticket as a present should be allright. Presents are only a bonus and don't need to be useful. That she wants to share the potential price only shows that she really dreams of winning the lottery herself. It is a bit strange to give a gift with a condition, but at least she is clear about it. I wouldn't be provoked by it.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2235 on: December 19, 2016, 01:23:36 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

I wouldn't invest into a lottery ticket myself, as it on average gives a bad return of investment, but getting a ticket as a present should be allright. Presents are only a bonus and don't need to be useful. That she wants to share the potential price only shows that she really dreams of winning the lottery herself. It is a bit strange to give a gift with a condition, but at least she is clear about it. I wouldn't be provoked by it.

A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

Linda, although I agree that presents are a bonus, I think this is a poor choice of gift for many people. I'm really opposed to lotteries that intentionally target poor or vulnerable people with dreams of riches. If someone gave me a shredded $20 bill it would bother me because I'd see the waste. The same if someone made a charitable donation in my name to a cause that was opposite to my beliefs. 

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2236 on: December 19, 2016, 03:17:19 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

Well. If all of you guys responding don't want it I'll have it.

Don't come crying to me when I start yelling CHA CHING!

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« Reply #2237 on: December 19, 2016, 03:26:17 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

Well. If all of you guys responding don't want it I'll have it.

Don't come crying to me when I start yelling CHA CHING!

You know where I live!

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2238 on: December 19, 2016, 07:06:55 AM »
A relative on my husband's side just gave us a $30 lottery ticket for Christmas.

Scrawled on the envelope are the words: "BY ORDER OF [GIVER'S NAME], If the total winnings exceeds $99,999.99, the prize is to be shared between A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, + I."

(The letters were first-name initials for my husband's relatives.)

She needn't have given us anything. She usually gives us cash, but I would prefer nothing than have her waste money on lottery tickets. And while the odds of winning are zero, I think the "by order of" condition is bizarre and would love to know how enforceable it is.

Anyone?

Well. If all of you guys responding don't want it I'll have it.

Don't come crying to me when I start yelling CHA CHING!

I can live with that given the odds.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2239 on: December 19, 2016, 07:52:15 AM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.
They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...

Or for the Brit's amongst you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUl6PooveJE

Or for fans of horror-comedy, the prologue of John Dies At The End

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2240 on: December 19, 2016, 08:02:31 AM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.
Probably one of the high-dollar scratch offs.  Better odds for a big prize, but then it costs a lot more to play.

Like these: http://www.flalottery.com/scratch-offs?amount=25

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2241 on: December 19, 2016, 09:32:09 AM »
I think my best hammer is over 90 years old.

They don't build them like that any more.  I've got a hammer just like that. The handle has been replaced four or five times, but the head only once.

Grandfather's axe/Ship of Theseus...

Or for the Brit's amongst you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUl6PooveJE

Trigger. Oh boy. I love Only Fools and Horses. And Del Boy.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2242 on: December 19, 2016, 01:24:45 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2243 on: December 21, 2016, 11:29:15 AM »
Mom sent out a family-wide mass text concerning what she wants for Christmas. I have four words for you: holiday themed cloth napkins. When I saw this text, it made me a bit depressed. The woman is in her late forties and has not yet put a single penny toward retirement. When I was on the phone with her later that day, I asked her why this was what she wanted for Christmas. She said in reply: "I'm not a minimalist," and "I thought they would be nice to have." That reasoning wouldn't haunt me at all if her choices only affected her. But that is not (and never has been) the case. I am going to be the one who has to decide whether or not to work for longer in order to save enough money to ensure she doesn't starve in her final years. I am going to have to live with the guilt or burden that follows that decision. She thinks that money is for playing, and that buying stuff is fun and exciting. But her bad money habits have already affected my life, and will continue to do so if she does not change. I apologize for the sad vibe. That's just how I'm feeling about this.

Being the responsible one sucks.  Years ago, my BIL and SIL called me selfish and hateful when I wouldn't agree to co-buy broke FIL's house with them.  (My reason is that I wouldn't make a large investment with people who were dumb enough to buy a $600,000 house with $80,000 down and 1 income.)  This year, FIL needed dentures ($2,800) for the first time and cheap, selfish me paid for them.  And no one seems to get that I saw this coming.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2244 on: December 21, 2016, 11:59:14 AM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Once I found a $50 worth of unscratched scratchers someone had dropped on the ground. They turned out to be worth...$0. Really, your chances of winning the lottery are not significantly changed by purchasing a ticket. Finding a winning ticket on the ground is just about as likely as winning with a purchased ticket. 

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2245 on: December 21, 2016, 12:02:39 PM »
A THIRTY DOLLAR lottery ticket?!?! Thirty dollars? Is this a common thing? Is it thirty lines for a $1 draw? I find this abhorrent.

The Texas Lottery sells $50 scratch-off tickets. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Once I found a $50 worth of unscratched scratchers someone had dropped on the ground. They turned out to be worth...$0. Really, your chances of winning the lottery are not significantly changed by purchasing a ticket. Finding a winning ticket on the ground is just about as likely as winning with a purchased ticket.

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2246 on: December 21, 2016, 12:09:16 PM »
Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

But my point was you have a non-zero chance of finding a ticket on the ground, so you always have that non-zero chance of winning.

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« Reply #2247 on: December 21, 2016, 12:22:03 PM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...

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« Reply #2248 on: December 21, 2016, 12:31:45 PM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...

The rounding doesn't matter if you're not looking at probability. All I'm saying is that from a mathematical point of view, because not having a ticket is literally zero chance of winning, and having a ticket is more than zero chance of winning, you're infinitely more likely to win with a ticket than without. Infinity*.00000000000000000000000001 though still returns to about zero--but it is not zero.

Scratch off tickets do actually have a non-zero expected value, and the more expensive ones have a correspondingly higher value. But it is usually something like a 1/4 chance to break even, so you'll just lose it a lot faster with the expensive tickets.

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Re: Relatives who just don't get it
« Reply #2249 on: December 21, 2016, 12:32:32 PM »

Actually, your chances increased infinitely just by buying a ticket since you now have a non-zero chance of winning. There, I used math (calculus even) to justify a lotto purchase! Too bad that as soon as you go back to basic probability, it becomes unjustified once again.

I think almost all rounding would say that you still have a zero chance.

I wonder what the expected value of a $50 scratch off ticket is compared to a $1 scratch off ticket...
Don't have time to do this for all games, but on one particular $1 game in Florida, the EV is $0.625.  $25 scratch ticket EV is $19.87.  Based on published odds.  So 63% payout for the $1 vs 79% payout on the $25.  Odds on these games are publicly available.  Of course on the $25 game, the top prize of $10M is payable as an annuity, so this over-states that.  Valuing that at $6M only takes a couple of percent off the payout percentage though.  Even valuing top prize at $0, you've got a nearly 75% payout on the more expensive game.

Still bad bets, but the more expensive tickets aren't quite as bad a bet, typically.