I have a funnier drive-thru story. This happened a few years ago in my county.
A woman - who obviously considered herself to be a "special person to whom the rules do not apply" - decided to go thru the drive-thru at the local McDonalds restaurant.
But, being a special person, she did not wish to wait in line like everyone else so she just drove straight up to the window to place her order. The staff didn't realize she had done so, were confused about how they had missed her order, took her order and sent her on her way.
Next day, lather, rinse, repeat.
Day 3, the staff have figured out what's going on. They tell her she needs to go around and wait in line just like everyone else.
But - you guessed it because she's such a special person - that was an unacceptable option. She refused to pull around to the end of the line and insisted they take her order.
They told her they would call the police. She wouldn't budge, so the police were called.
A sheriff's deputy came over and informed her she needed to either leave the premises or stop blocking the drive-thru.
She refused.
The deputy tried to get her out of the car but she was apparently as big as she was special. The deputy was unable to physically get enough leverage to get her out of the car.
To quote the deputy, "The second time I tasered her she came out of that car like a beached whale."
Yep, she was sooo very special that the first tasering wasn't enough to convince her.
She got to spend time in jail. :)