I was listening to Pandora while doing some gardening.
Pandora Add: "Do you want to keep working for a living, or do you want to LIVE?!"
Me:!!!! Is this a mustachian add?!?! Must listen...
Pandora Add: Move to North Dakota! Blah blah blah blah
Guy on Pandora Add who Supposedly Moved to North Dakota: I was able to buy a new Harley! My life is great! I'm finally living!
Me: Ye bastards! I outta punch you in the face!