Kinda foamy, but still overheard at work and with some financial reference:
I bring at least two bananas to work daily, and sometimes mandarin oranges when in season. I also bring a head of romaine lettuce daily and eat it leaf by leaf - I actually like the way these things taste. I get rabbit comments all the time...
One of my co-workers is in poor physical condition - diabetic and no other male in his family has lived past 55 w/o dying from a coronary. He's in his early 50's, so he is trying to make the effort, but in all the wrong ways. We once had a lunch meeting, and after eating our company supplied box lunches from Panera, he pulled out a Ziploc bag w/fried chicken in it! Most recently, he's decided that natural hormone replacement therapy is the solution, so he's eating 500 calories/day and blowing a ton of money on daily supplements, plus doing this quarterly procedure where they cut open a part of your thigh and insert these hormone beads, for about $1,500 each time! Insurance does not cover this, and since he's on wife #3, he really can't afford any of this crap, which doesn't seem to be working anyhow. But he will stop by to inform me that bananas are super high in sugar and therefore not good for you. Sad...
My former boss on the other hand was pretty amusing. I work in a very non-pc environment. I would come back to my desk and find a banana and two oranges placed in a very, um, creative way! Use your imagination. :)
My current boss is an older gentleman, who clearly doesn't understand that politics should not be brought up in the workplace. He routinely refers to "Obama Bin Laden". This week, he said it in a meeting with a lot of international co-workers. They visibly recoiled at that comment. I resisted the urge to point out that outside of the US, our president is viewed far more favorably than he is here in the deep South!